excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ? ** he was in high spirits ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 how can you tell if a corpse is angry ? ** it flips its lid ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 what do you call a dog owned by dracula ? ** a blood hound ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 mummy, mummy what's a werewolf ? ** be quiet and brush your face ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 what's a cold, evil candle called ? ** the wicked wick of the north ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 why did the witch feed her cat with pennies ? ** she wanted to put some money in the kitty ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers ? ** no - they eat the fingers separately ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 what did one ghost say to the other ghost ? ** do you believe in people ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezusfreaky Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 :P--> :D--> :P--> :D--> :P--> :D--> :P--> :D--> :P--> :D--> :P--> :D--> :P--> Thanks for the mornin' chuckle!!! Love ya! -Coll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 What color is a ghost? Boo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have enough guts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 what does a vampire NEVER order at a restaurant ? ** a stake sandwich ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it. ( ok, ok, not hallow weenie ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 do you know why a witch can't have a baby ? ** her husband has a hollow weenie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstar1 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have. ? The first vampire says, "I'll have a glass of O Positive." The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative." The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma." The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells, "Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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excathedra
how can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
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it flips its lid !
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what do you call a dog owned by dracula ?
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a blood hound !
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excathedra
mummy, mummy what's a werewolf ?
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be quiet and brush your face !
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excathedra
what's a cold, evil candle called ?
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the wicked wick of the north !
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excathedra
why did the witch feed her cat with pennies ?
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she wanted to put some money in the kitty !
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excathedra
do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers ?
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no - they eat the fingers separately
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excathedra
what did one ghost say to the other ghost ?
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do you believe in people ?
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jezusfreaky
Thanks for the mornin' chuckle!!!
Love ya!
-Coll
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Steve!
What color is a ghost?
Boo!
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Steve!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have enough guts!
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excathedra
what does a vampire NEVER order at a restaurant ?
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a stake sandwich
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Shellon
How do you make a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
( ok, ok, not hallow weenie )
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excathedra
do you know why a witch can't have a baby ?
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her husband has a hollow weenie
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mstar1
Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and
asks them what they'll have. ?
The first vampire says, "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,
"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"
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