OK, here's one: On a pet documentary, the president and first lady were interviewed. The journalist stated that around 75% of dog owners admitted to kissing their pets.
Laura Bush said that yes, they kiss theirs. Then The President said sheepishly, "Well, yes, but not on a regular basis."
I just found out that the buttered bread thing doesn't work with newborn kittens.
It just made a huge mess, and Cindy! got all mad at me, asking questions like, "How come all the kittens are covered with butter, and why is the mom cat all freaked out???"
I just found out that the buttered bread thing doesn't work with newborn kittens.
It just made a huge mess, and Cindy! got all mad at me, asking questions like, "How come all the kittens are covered with butter, and why is the mom cat all freaked out???"
It's not worth it, I tell you.
Well, of course! The bread thing is only gravity - butter is denser than bread. The cats always land on their feet thing is instinct - cats turn themselves around - and cats are denser than either bread or butter. I mean, c'mon, wouldn't you? Think about it. If you were dropped from a five story building head first, wouldn't YOU turn YOURSELF around? And if someone pasted buttered bread to the top of your head - buttered side up, of course, do you really think the butter or the bread or which was on top of which would keep you from turning around?
Okay, having said all that, I think that this thread should be closely monitored by parents; children DO try this stuff out by dropping cats & kittens out of windows.
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My father-in-law (God rest his soul) was known on occasion to drive up on the curb to try to hit squirrels!
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Steve!
Well, I finally got my car fixed, it only cost $3,000.
But that stupid squirrel's been laughing at me every day.
So I fixed him! I strapped some buttered bread to the back of my cat!
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OK, here's one: On a pet documentary, the president and first lady were interviewed. The journalist stated that around 75% of dog owners admitted to kissing their pets.
Laura Bush said that yes, they kiss theirs. Then The President said sheepishly, "Well, yes, but not on a regular basis."
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I just found out that the buttered bread thing doesn't work with newborn kittens.
It just made a huge mess, and Cindy! got all mad at me, asking questions like, "How come all the kittens are covered with butter, and why is the mom cat all freaked out???"
It's not worth it, I tell you.
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Well, of course! The bread thing is only gravity - butter is denser than bread. The cats always land on their feet thing is instinct - cats turn themselves around - and cats are denser than either bread or butter. I mean, c'mon, wouldn't you? Think about it. If you were dropped from a five story building head first, wouldn't YOU turn YOURSELF around? And if someone pasted buttered bread to the top of your head - buttered side up, of course, do you really think the butter or the bread or which was on top of which would keep you from turning around?
Okay, having said all that, I think that this thread should be closely monitored by parents; children DO try this stuff out by dropping cats & kittens out of windows.
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Oh, come off it, these are valid experiments conducted in the name of science!
What do you want to go and stifle a child's scientific curiosity and creativity for anyway?
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