Non-PC Truths

[Steve!]

African-Americans and Hispanics know these truths, but White people refuse to admit it:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Temptations.

9. An occasional butt whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

African-Americans and Whites know these truths, but Hispanics people refuse to admit it:

1. Hickeys are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.

6. 'Jump out and run' is not in any auto insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every adult person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

Whites and Hispanics know these truths, but African-Americans people refuse to admit it:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away, they're not small pieces of luggage.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

[Raf]

How can you guarantee your child will be a bad seed?

Name him "Christian," "Jesus," or "Angel."

[def59]

quote:

Originally posted by Steve!:

African-Americans and Hispanics know these truths, but White people refuse to admit it:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Temptations.

9. An occasional butt whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

African-Americans and Whites know these truths, but Hispanics people refuse to admit it:

1. Hickeys are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.

6. 'Jump out and run' is not in any auto insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every adult person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

Whites and Hispanics know these truths, but African-Americans people refuse to admit it:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away, they're not small pieces of luggage.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

Actually many white people know these truths.

But science has determined that it Jefferson's brother who has sired those interracial children.

[moony3424]

:D--> What I don't understand is what you mean by "PC"?

[Steve!]

"Politically Correct".

[TOMMYZ]

So what do we replace the Jefferson one with ?