Ron G. Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Your daughter goes out with some of her friends... Comes stumbling in at 3AM... You go out and check the family car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthP2000 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 "Quit screwing with my car!!" :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyKathy Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Your tagline of Do all you say you'll do and encroach not on the private property or privacy of another. I don't think my daughter understands what encroaching means, but she obviously knows what having her private property encroached on means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWaters Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda, Here I am, On your Granada (OK...it rhymes...) We were playin' With your minds... So you oughta Think more bettah Of your dadda. ;)--> :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 I'd never own a Volvo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stayed Too Long Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 ....you mean vulva?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 No... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindyhopper Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Volvo- Boxy but good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 quote: Volvo- Boxy but good Motorcycle-killers. Everybody I know that's ridden for any length of time has had a close call with a Volvo. The new ones are not that reliable and are very expensive to fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zshot Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Voom, voom, voom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "Can you hear me now? Good!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 That's why I have a truck with a truck bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satori001 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 another banged up volvo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasUFarley Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Most kids just write "WASH ME" in the dirt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindyhopper Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Dad, I accidentally hit a woman with four arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oilfieldmedic Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 "I was just trying to get under the hood" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 At least two people remain on earth who have not seen Saddam Hussein in his underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GarthP2000
"Quit screwing with my car!!"
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ChattyKathy
Your tagline of Do all you say you'll do and encroach not on the private property or privacy of another.
I don't think my daughter understands what encroaching means, but she obviously knows what having her private property encroached on means.
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CoolWaters
Hello Mudda,
Hello Fadda,
Here I am,
On your Granada (OK...it rhymes...)
We were playin'
With your minds...
So you oughta
Think more bettah
Of your dadda.
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Jim
I'd never own a Volvo.
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Stayed Too Long
....you mean vulva??
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Jim
No...
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lindyhopper
Volvo- Boxy but good.
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Jim
Motorcycle-killers.
Everybody I know that's ridden for any length of time has had a close call with a Volvo. The new ones are not that reliable and are very expensive to fix.
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Zshot
Voom, voom, voom...
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Steve!
"Can you hear me now? Good!"
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Belle
That's why I have a truck with a truck bed!
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satori001
another banged up volvo
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ChasUFarley
Most kids just write "WASH ME" in the dirt...
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lindyhopper
Dad, I accidentally hit a woman with four arms.
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oilfieldmedic
"I was just trying to get under the hood"
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Raf
At least two people remain on earth who have not seen Saddam Hussein in his underwear.
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