quote:Plus, it would almost feel like discussing my sex life with my mother, which doesn't sound that good either.
Actually it's not so bad discussing your sex life with your mother. What's really unsettling is having her return the favor, though:
That is indeed a horrible, horrible thought. I shall bring it up with other people who would be more horrified than I am by that. Personally, I am all too aware of the actions of my parents since I have a handful of younger siblings.
Yeah, you always want to think that when you were conceived, your parents basically only did it that one time, and it was missionary position, and they were almost fully clothed, and the linens were white, and they were ashamed afterwards.
The reality is: your mom was in her leathers screaming "Ride me daddy! Do it real hard!" and your dad was on all fours barking like a mad dog and there were black light posters on the walls.
quote: The reality is: your mom was in her leathers screaming "Ride me daddy! Do it real hard!" and your dad was on all fours barking like a mad dog and there were black light posters on the walls.
And here we were thinking that the CF&S class was over the top. ... :D-->
Johnny Lingo, speaking of more than one wife, we saw a cute old movie from the 40s last night with Cary Grant, "My Favorite Wife." Has anyone seen it? It's a stitch! Attorney (Grant) declares wife (missing for 7 years) dead and remarries same day as wife returns from shipwreck and desserted island with playboy type companion. Grant isn't sure WHAT to do and seems to want to "hold on to" current wife, at first, but can't let first wife go, either.
It was so cool, because I saw the first part of it when a kid and mom made us go to bed after maybe first 15 minutes so I had always WONDERED how it turned out until last night! LOL
Here's another question: Nobody knows everything about sex, of course, but do you think you know enough about it, or are there things you're still curious about?
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Here's another question: Nobody knows everything about sex, of course, but do you think you know _enough_ about it, or are there things you're still curious about?
I believe that thanks to the internet, people are a lot more educated about various things pertaining to it than they were years ago. Even if it's just something odd that you look up to find the definition of, such as "bukkake" (which may be spelled wrong) people can easily quench their curiousity.
P-Mosh: You didn't by any chance mean "pucchiacha", did you? (must be a Sopranos fan...)
Anyway, I don't think the Internet is really set up for novice computer users to learn more about sex without being inundated with hardcore porn and penis-enlarger spam.
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P-Mosh: You didn't by any chance mean "pucchiacha", did you? (must be a Sopranos fan...)
Unfortunately all the TV I watch is limited to when I go to restaurants that have them, or when I use the 2.5" LCD that I have...so no Sopranos.
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Anyway, I don't think the Internet is really set up for novice computer users to learn more about sex without being inundated with hardcore porn and penis-enlarger spam.
It's not easy to do but you definitely have a point. Plus, people get all the spam and popups without even looking for information on sex. I was out of town for a week, and came back to find that I had 94 emails, of which 3 were valid. What makes it worse is that one of the email addresses has never been published, so I believe that Earthlink must sell their lists to spammers or make them available to the public some other way. It wasn't a dictionary word either so I don't see how it could have been guessed.
Anyway, I should be an expert on via.grra 20945 now. That must count for something.
Steve/P-Mosh: Ah. Should have Googled it myself. Although, seeing as how the two words have vaguely similar phonetic pronunciations and both have to do with sex, I wonder if there's some sort of link between them. (One is an Italian slang term for vagina, used derogatorily as one would a certain other word that rhymes with 'bunt'. The other seems to be tied to a form of Japanese pornography. Very loosely pronounced, one is "boo-KYOK-eh" and the other is "boo-KOK-eh")
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quote: The reality is: your mom was in her leathers screaming "Ride me daddy! Do it real hard!" and your dad was on all fours barking like a mad dog and there were black light posters on the walls.
One time my husband and I filled water balloons in the tub. Then we bounced around on them. It was more fun than sexy exept one balloon snapped and wacked him.
Okay you called the thread explicit --
You warned people, so I hope I am not wigging some litle puritan out.
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Well that's more like it. Post on...
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Actually it's not so bad discussing your sex life with your mother. What's really unsettling is having her return the favor, though:
"You did WHAT?"
"Oh, don't look so surprised, dear. You just said you did it."
"But, but..."
"Oh, honestly, don't carry on so. You seem to think nobody thought of doing it that way before 1982, for heaven's sake."
"But, Mom..."
"'Course, we didn't call it 'doggie style' back then, but...you're not going to faint on me, are you?"
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Sex?!!! That is such a disgusting habit!!! Why, my wife and I abstain from that for fear of going to Hell!!!!
Well, she abstains from that to keep me from getting any. I just go into denial about it to justify my lack of it...
Oh, Oh, she's back, it is that time of month, no not the menstrual time, the other time...
Oh My God, I am being attacked! My clothes are being ripped off!
Arrrggghhh! (Charlie Brown sex orgy)
A cigarette.
Okay, time to go to work.
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Oh - Go ahead P-Mosh - enjoy yourself. I'll never tell...my lips are sealed and all your secrets are safe with me. I hope mine are also safe with you!
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That is indeed a horrible, horrible thought. I shall bring it up with other people who would be more horrified than I am by that. Personally, I am all too aware of the actions of my parents since I have a handful of younger siblings.
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I once asked my mother whar she thought about sex and she said it was a pain in the foot, so I told her she had the wrong hole.
By the wat the pic of adam and eve.......adam looks like vin deisel.
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Yeah, you always want to think that when you were conceived, your parents basically only did it that one time, and it was missionary position, and they were almost fully clothed, and the linens were white, and they were ashamed afterwards.
The reality is: your mom was in her leathers screaming "Ride me daddy! Do it real hard!" and your dad was on all fours barking like a mad dog and there were black light posters on the walls.
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And here we were thinking that the CF&S class was over the top. ...
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Butt-Head: "You said 'frank', huh huh."
Beavis: "Yeah, 'frank' reminds me of 'wiener', huh huh."
Butt-Head: "Dude, you just said 'wiener', huh huh."
[repeat ad nauseam]
Sigh. I'm surprised no one's gone for the obvious "foot-long" yuk-yuks...
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Johnny Lingo, speaking of more than one wife, we saw a cute old movie from the 40s last night with Cary Grant, "My Favorite Wife." Has anyone seen it? It's a stitch! Attorney (Grant) declares wife (missing for 7 years) dead and remarries same day as wife returns from shipwreck and desserted island with playboy type companion. Grant isn't sure WHAT to do and seems to want to "hold on to" current wife, at first, but can't let first wife go, either.
It was so cool, because I saw the first part of it when a kid and mom made us go to bed after maybe first 15 minutes so I had always WONDERED how it turned out until last night! LOL
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Here's another question: Nobody knows everything about sex, of course, but do you think you know enough about it, or are there things you're still curious about?
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I believe that thanks to the internet, people are a lot more educated about various things pertaining to it than they were years ago. Even if it's just something odd that you look up to find the definition of, such as "bukkake" (which may be spelled wrong) people can easily quench their curiousity.
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P-Mosh: You didn't by any chance mean "pucchiacha", did you? (must be a Sopranos fan...)
Anyway, I don't think the Internet is really set up for novice computer users to learn more about sex without being inundated with hardcore porn and penis-enlarger spam.
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No, he meant "bukkake", it's Japanese, I think that it involves japanimation among other things.
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Unfortunately all the TV I watch is limited to when I go to restaurants that have them, or when I use the 2.5" LCD that I have...so no Sopranos.
It's not easy to do but you definitely have a point. Plus, people get all the spam and popups without even looking for information on sex. I was out of town for a week, and came back to find that I had 94 emails, of which 3 were valid. What makes it worse is that one of the email addresses has never been published, so I believe that Earthlink must sell their lists to spammers or make them available to the public some other way. It wasn't a dictionary word either so I don't see how it could have been guessed.
Anyway, I should be an expert on via.grra 20945 now. That must count for something.
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Steve/P-Mosh: Ah. Should have Googled it myself. Although, seeing as how the two words have vaguely similar phonetic pronunciations and both have to do with sex, I wonder if there's some sort of link between them. (One is an Italian slang term for vagina, used derogatorily as one would a certain other word that rhymes with 'bunt'. The other seems to be tied to a form of Japanese pornography. Very loosely pronounced, one is "boo-KYOK-eh" and the other is "boo-KOK-eh")
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Steve
Dying!!!!
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STEVE!!!!!!!
I thought you weren't gonna GIVE details!!!!!!
(bad cindy, go to steve's room
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One time my husband and I filled water balloons in the tub. Then we bounced around on them. It was more fun than sexy exept one balloon snapped and wacked him.
Okay you called the thread explicit --
You warned people, so I hope I am not wigging some litle puritan out.
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Dang Chinson, you are one lucky woman!
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Rocky
So, Dot, what kind of party are you throwing tonight?
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Ah, Mom I heard you yell ride 'em cowboy!
And we never picture our parents as once being "hot looking" Heck, I bet they were babes!
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Rocky
Got water balloons? Maybe we will fill them with wine this time.
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Nekkid Water Balloon fights?
How about Champagne?
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