If Daryl were straight, there would be no real difference except that he would like women. :)--> Otherwise he would be the same person we know and love.
Mrs !... I don't know that I catch your drift... I consider EWD my friend... and of course he's always welcome to the output of the snowcone machine! (as are all)
This is intended to be lighthearted and fun (some might say "just plain silly)... EWD has our respect and, evidently, quite the sense of humor. No seriousness was intended or implied in the starting of this thread.
Actual line in a story I edited today about a gay/lesbian country western dance convention:
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Dancers choose partners based on a “bandana code” system. A red bandana in the back pocket is an invitation to waltz. Orange is West Coast Swing, yellow is Cha Cha, and so on. People agree on a dance, or color, and head to the floor.
None of the straight people in the office understood why I was laughing so hard. The gay folks laughed harder.
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CKnapp3
If Daryl were straight, there would be no real difference except that he would like women.
:)--> Otherwise he would be the same person we know and love.
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dmiller
If Daryl was straight -- his girlfriend *Sue* would be a flesh and blood woman, and not some dinosaur in the Chicago Museum!
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Tom Strange
Mrs !... I don't know that I catch your drift... I consider EWD my friend... and of course he's always welcome to the output of the snowcone machine! (as are all)
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Cindy!
Blame EWD, Strangeone....HE'S the one who told me what ta post!!!!! (he really WAS sitting right next to me at the time)
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shazdancer
If EWD were straight, I still would have no interest in what he does in his bedroom!
Shaz
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Raf
Sharon,
This is intended to be lighthearted and fun (some might say "just plain silly)... EWD has our respect and, evidently, quite the sense of humor. No seriousness was intended or implied in the starting of this thread.
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Steve!
Well, Sharon, I guess you'll just have to quit posting here until you learn a lot more.
JUST KIDDING!!!
I got it, when you said that about Barney's. I chuckled.
Of course, there are times when you need to wear your flame-retardant kevlar underwear, here at da spot.
When you get into those situations, just sit back, take a deep breath, and realize that it doesn't really matter.
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Raf
I don't think you offended anyone (certainly not me).
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Cindy!
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Steve!
That's the fakiest blush I've ever seen!
BTW, check your PTs!
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Raf
You know what I say...
Better the fakiest blush...
and in other news...
Actual line in a story I edited today about a gay/lesbian country western dance convention:
None of the straight people in the office understood why I was laughing so hard. The gay folks laughed harder.
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ChasUFarley
Please enlighten me...
Wha'z up with the damnbanners? (I mean, bandanners?)
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Raf
bandannas signal interests.
For example, if I'm interested in receiving a handshake, I'll wear a transparent bandana in my back pocket.
Other colors signal other, err, interests (see page one of this thread).
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Hopefull
If Daryl were straight, he would have made a pass at me during our wow year. (at least, I like to think so...)
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def59
If he were straight, would he be eligible to be on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?"
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Trefor Heywood
Probably def.
Having seen the programme and the "style" choices given I am really glad that I don't qualify!
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def59
Maybe you could go on the fem eye for the butch guy?
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Trefor Heywood
Not sure if that would be any better - have seen some of the style choices they make on similar programmes over here!
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