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Exwaydaryl emailed this to me and I just think it's too good to NOT post!

Stress Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ****** me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

As they may be connected to the foot that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work…

12% on Monday,

23% on Tuesday,

40% on Wednesday,

20% on Thursday,

5% on Friday.

And help me remember….

When I’m having a really bad day,

And it seems that people are trying to .... me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown

And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Amen.

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