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How to Beat the System


Abigail
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This was sent to me by my aunt, who is in her late 70's!

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

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When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing

wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he

wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

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The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist

to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees .

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>This happens several weeks in a row. The couple

makes an appointment,

has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

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Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the

doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

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The old man says, "We're not trying to find out

anything. She's married

and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we

can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges

$139. We do it here for

$50, and I get $43 back from Medicare

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