Pirate1974 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 If the allegations in a lawsuit filed in Gwinnett County, Georgia recently are true, he just might be the starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. A woman named Sonya Elliott has filed a lawsuit against Michael Vick, claiming that he knowingly infected her with the herpes virus. The lawsuit states that Vick sought medical treatment for his herpes using the alias "Ron Mexico." Ron Mexico? John Smith or Steve Jones maybe, but if you really want to be anonymous, why would you choose to be Ron Mexico? Vick may be one heck of an athlete but he's not exactly what you'd call smart. So, as a public service, here's a website where you can get your own alias that's every bit as lame as Michael Vick's, just in case you might need to get some anonymous medical treatment in Atlanta: Ron Mexico Alias Generator Mine is Ricky Gabon. Yeah, that'll work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Strange Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 ya know... it's been reported that there was a lot of people ordering Falcons jerseys with the number 7 and "Mexico" on the back... they won't let you do it now though... so funny... (not what the jerk did, but people getting the jerseys) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindyhopper Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Mine was Ron Nicaraqua. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynic Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 I am “Hunk California.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 The link did not work for me. :(--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Aar Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Mine's "Krister Antigua". Kool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstar1 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Adonis California :D--> If I ever go into porn at least I'll have the name ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Funster Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Briana Jersey... I like that :)--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Heidi Barbuda I like that, too! :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHighWay Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Oh my... mine turns out to be: Lulu Azerbaijan ROTFL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowgirl Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Victoria Serbia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharon Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Jasmin Newfoundland.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 I thought that you get your porn name by taking the name of a pet and the name of the street you grew up on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Steve! Doobie Briarwick doesn't sound like much of a porn star name. Now if I can pick ANY street I ever lived on and a different dog.... Duchess Barbados Hmmmm.... Now THAT has a ring to it. :)--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 I love mine: Ian El Salvador Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 quote: Originally posted by Belle:Steve! Doobie Briarwick doesn't sound like much of a porn star name. Now if I can pick ANY street I ever lived on and a different dog.... Duchess Barbados Hmmmm.... Now THAT has a ring to it. :)--> Actually, Belle, Doobie Briarwick *does* sound like a porn name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out There Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Little John Sudan here, I think this could be a new start for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
act2 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Gina Tokelau....heehee... I like my own name better. :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Funster Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Gertrud Tonga is my real life name... I like Briana better... Just call me "Gert"!!!!! LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outofdafog Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Mine is Racquel Spain. Ooh how exotic..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outofdafog Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Lets see: family pet - Buttons street - Broadway Buttons Broadway........hmmm, that has some potential.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johniam Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Pedro Reunion here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vickles Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 quote: Originally posted by Steve!:I thought that you get your porn name by taking the name of a pet and the name of the street you grew up on. Then mine would be Princess King. :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottawayfer Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 Juliet Trinidad here. :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Too Gray Now Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Ron Mexico is a REAL GUY!!! Come on, Now! He sells a Gator Aide knock off product for 7-11 stores called: "Herpes Slurppies" >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Tom Strange
ya know... it's been reported that there was a lot of people ordering Falcons jerseys with the number 7 and "Mexico" on the back... they won't let you do it now though... so funny... (not what the jerk did, but people getting the jerseys)
Link to comment
Share on other sites
lindyhopper
Mine was Ron Nicaraqua. lol
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Cynic
I am “Hunk California.”
Link to comment
Share on other sites
dmiller
The link did not work for me. :(-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
George Aar
Mine's "Krister Antigua".
Kool!
Link to comment
Share on other sites
mstar1
Adonis California
:D--> If I ever go into porn at least I'll have the name ready
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Wacky Funster
Briana Jersey...
I like that :)-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Belle
Heidi Barbuda
I like that, too! :D-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
TheHighWay
Oh my... mine turns out to be: Lulu Azerbaijan
ROTFL!
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Cowgirl
Victoria Serbia
Link to comment
Share on other sites
sharon
Jasmin Newfoundland..
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Steve!
I thought that you get your porn name by taking the name of a pet and the name of the street you grew up on.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Belle
Steve!
Doobie Briarwick doesn't sound like much of a porn star name.
Now if I can pick ANY street I ever lived on and a different dog....
Duchess Barbados
Hmmmm.... Now THAT has a ring to it. :)-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Raf
I love mine:
Ian El Salvador
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Steve!
Actually, Belle, Doobie Briarwick *does* sound like a porn name!
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Out There
Little John Sudan here, I think this could be a new start for me
Link to comment
Share on other sites
act2
Gina Tokelau....heehee... I like my own name better. :D-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Wacky Funster
Gertrud Tonga is my real life name...
I like Briana better...
Just call me "Gert"!!!!! LOLOL
Link to comment
Share on other sites
outofdafog
Mine is Racquel Spain. Ooh how exotic.....
Link to comment
Share on other sites
outofdafog
Lets see:
family pet - Buttons
street - Broadway
Buttons Broadway........hmmm, that has some potential....
Link to comment
Share on other sites
johniam
Pedro Reunion here.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
vickles
Then mine would be Princess King. :D-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nottawayfer
Juliet Trinidad here. :D-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Too Gray Now
Ron Mexico is a REAL GUY!!! Come on, Now!
He sells a Gator Aide knock off product for 7-11 stores called:
"Herpes Slurppies"
>>
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.