Raf Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Fake French Cappucino coffee from a machine, my hands scalded because I shook while carrying it to my desk... An interesting assignment today, about embezzlement... Yet I can't help but sit here and wonder, what would the world be like if Pawtucket were God? ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ If Pawtucket were God... People would constantly second-guess him about the way things were being run. Complaints would outnumber praises at least 2 to 1. People would whine to Him, asking Him to do things they really ought to be doing for themselves. His goodness and motives would constantly be called into question. No matter what He said, there would always be people who don't believe Him. No matter what He did, there would always be people who defend Him. Hey wait a minute... Maybe Pawtucket really IS God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifted Up Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Yea Raf; I was wondering about the IF in the title of this thread, at least until I read your whole post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 If Pawtucket! was God, He'd have the forums go belly up just at the moment Mike was clicking on the little "submit" box.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Close, Mr. H. But I think... If Pawtucket were God, anyone would be able to say whatever they want and do whatever they want, but people would always blame Him for the results of other people exercising their freedoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeStGeorge Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 quote: Originally posted by Mr. Hammeroni:If Pawtucket! was God, He'd have the forums go belly up just at the moment Mike was clicking on the little "submit" box.. Nah. I don't picture Paw as a VENGEFUL God! :D--> George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 No, not vengeful, just very, very mischevious. You know, three pages of typed up stuff and a message "can't resolve GS cafe". heh heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A la prochaine Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 If Paw were God... Every store you would enter, every mall you'd shop at and every music store you would frequent...would be playing the beatles. And every poster store that sold Beatle posters would only sell the ones where George is predominantly featured! :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 And people would dress up in their finest Greasespotcafe T-shirts for their Sunday religious service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jardinero Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 He's not????? :P--> J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharon Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 would there still be wine at communion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Every prayer would end with "Hmmmmmmm". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Strange Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 quote: would there still be wine at communion? don't know about that... but there'd certainly still be whine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Funster Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 If Pawtucketer was god... the world would be a much better place :)--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasUFarley Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 the computer forum would have no unanswered questions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radar OReilly Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 If Paw were God...... Our families would all be happy and healthy. Twi would be closed down forever....and the proceeds would go to help fund counseling for exwayfers. Every cat in the world would have a happy, healthy home and would have their life filled with play time and catnip. :)--> ror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trefor Heywood Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Si Pawtucket n'existe pas, ce faut necessaire pour l'inventer... (translation available) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSongRemainsTheSame Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 if Grease Spot were God well then i do not understand why we still here been around many a midnight and especially the 12 tone all is well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A la prochaine Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Trefor, Je n'ai pas compris tes mots mon ami... Explication nécessaire s.v.p. Merci :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trefor Heywood Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Certaiment A la prochaine :D--> It's a play on the original by Voltaire on the existence of God. If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent him. Comprenez maintenant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A la prochaine Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Very clever my commonwealth friend! :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteDove Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 His memory would be better...... ;)--> :)--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharon Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 If paw was G-d, Shell would have her remote and my t-shirt would be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 I found my remote. Thanks Paw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharon Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Shell's believing must be better than mine.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 quote: Shell's believing must be better than mine.... --> uh huh sure, yeah. Paw did what he does, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lifted Up
Yea Raf; I was wondering about the IF in the title of this thread, at least until I read your whole post!
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Ham
If Pawtucket! was God, He'd have the forums go belly up just at the moment Mike was clicking on the little "submit" box..
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Raf
Close, Mr. H. But I think...
If Pawtucket were God, anyone would be able to say whatever they want and do whatever they want, but people would always blame Him for the results of other people exercising their freedoms.
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GeorgeStGeorge
Nah. I don't picture Paw as a VENGEFUL God!
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No, not vengeful, just very, very mischevious. You know, three pages of typed up stuff and a message "can't resolve GS cafe". heh heh.
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A la prochaine
If Paw were God...
Every store you would enter, every mall you'd shop at and every music store you would frequent...would be playing the beatles.
And every poster store that sold Beatle posters would only sell the ones where George is predominantly featured!
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Steve!
And people would dress up in their finest Greasespotcafe T-shirts for their Sunday religious service.
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jardinero
He's not?????
J.
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sharon
would there still be wine at communion?
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dmiller
Every prayer would end with "Hmmmmmmm".
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Tom Strange
don't know about that... but there'd certainly still be whine!
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Wacky Funster
If Pawtucketer was god...
the world would be a much better place
:)-->
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ChasUFarley
the computer forum would have no unanswered questions...
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Radar OReilly
If Paw were God......
Our families would all be happy and healthy.
Twi would be closed down forever....and the proceeds would go to help fund counseling for exwayfers.
Every cat in the world would have a happy, healthy home and would have their life filled with play time and catnip.
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Trefor Heywood
Si Pawtucket n'existe pas, ce faut necessaire pour l'inventer... (translation available)
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TheSongRemainsTheSame
if Grease Spot were God
well then
i do not understand why we still here
been around many a midnight and especially the 12 tone all is well
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A la prochaine
Trefor,
Je n'ai pas compris tes mots mon ami...
Explication nécessaire s.v.p.
Merci
:D-->
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Trefor Heywood
Certaiment A la prochaine
:D-->
It's a play on the original by Voltaire on the existence of God.
If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent him.
Comprenez maintenant?
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A la prochaine
Very clever my commonwealth friend!
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WhiteDove
His memory would be better......
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sharon
If paw was G-d, Shell would have her remote and my t-shirt would be here.
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Shellon
I found my remote.
Thanks Paw
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sharon
Shell's believing must be better than mine....
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Shellon
Paw did what he does, that's all.
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