"Oh c'mon Galen, I am just bein' funny. I am thinking that there are folks here who are not familiar with the things that we have see as sailors, that's all. I have been a merchant seaman since I was sixteen (1973), and have been around the horn a time or two. Just thought I would spice up things a bit. I know that God has given to us inherently is not nasty or evil..."
I'm sure by now 'everyone' has head of playing 'smile', it just worked out that I never did.
On the other hand, I was a little surprized that your post did not mention the standard 'dog and pony' shows.
Looking at my previous: "our bodies are 'good' the way that way were created" post; you can really tell that our household is currently running the CF&S class.
At least it looks obvious to me, does it look a little too obvious to anyone else?
"Smile" is when a bunch of guys sit at a tall table, usually in Bangkok (Bankok?)or Subic bay in the Philipines, and a young lady who is in "the business" is under the table, usually at the collected expenses of the guys. Everybody starts out with a shot of whatever hard liquor has been chosen. And then the game begins. The first guy that "smiles" means that he is being intimately entertained by the lady under the table. He then has to take a shot of the chosen alcoholic beverage. And then the round begins again, and all of the guys, usually shipmates and friends have an uproarious time in their collective debauchery. And by the time it is all over, all of the guys are very drunk, and then they tip the lady generously.
I never played it. But I have heard many many Navy guys talk of it in a ribald manner.
Though my understanding was that when they played it, the object of the games was to guess who was currently being 'serviced'.
Thus some of those at the table would be 'bluffing'. As it goes around the table to be your turn to guess, you would be challenged to guess who was actually beign serviced apart from who was bluffing. If you guessed wrong you paid money into the pot [to be used for purchasing more rounds and to tip the hired service]. If you could guess correctly each time, it was your turn, than you could drink for free.
I would care to draw your attention to the idea that in many ports, there also exists opportunitys to sight-see. To go into local families homes and be served home-cooked dinners. I sometimes hung-out with LDS friends who would routinely call their HQ, to get hooked-up with local missionarys, and we would go visit with them.
Of course the silent service does not make nearly as many port calls as does the surface or 'target' fleet.
It has been my understanding that pulling into so many ports actually increases maintenance costs of equipment, as so many more things get broken. The over-all operationability of the fleet goes down from the monkey-wrenching.
It has been my understanding that pulling into so many ports actually increases maintenance costs of equipment, as so many more things get broken. The over-all operationability of the fleet goes down from the monkey-wrenching.
...thus, the outbreak of broken-down, blind seaman...too much monkey-wrenching...
yeppers to that, o punctuation man...only cuz talking about blow jobs and other social inpairatives out in the open is so hummm...out in the open, I guess.
words are my life...lol...well, today anyway. :)-->
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PS Galen
Really, forgive me if I was offensive. I think you are the greatest. Maybe my humor just plain sucks...Sorry.
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waterbuffalo
Yeah, sex ed teachers alway find work.
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Galen
LOL
Give me a break, no not offended at all.
I guess reading through it now, it may well give that impression though, sorry.
:-)
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Oh, ok Galen. Sorry if I thought you were offended but were not really offended which could have been offensive! Haha! Have a great day bro...
JL
But did you ever play "Smile"?
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Jonny Lingo:
"Oh c'mon Galen, I am just bein' funny. I am thinking that there are folks here who are not familiar with the things that we have see as sailors, that's all. I have been a merchant seaman since I was sixteen (1973), and have been around the horn a time or two. Just thought I would spice up things a bit. I know that God has given to us inherently is not nasty or evil..."
I'm sure by now 'everyone' has head of playing 'smile', it just worked out that I never did.
On the other hand, I was a little surprized that your post did not mention the standard 'dog and pony' shows.
:-)
your the greatest.
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Belle
Nope. It can be down right fun....it can also be dirty....but that's even more fun!
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Galen
Wow,
Looking at my previous: "our bodies are 'good' the way that way were created" post; you can really tell that our household is currently running the CF&S class.
At least it looks obvious to me, does it look a little too obvious to anyone else?
:-)
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Belle
Okay - what's "smile"?
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Cindy!
CF&S....nah....excellor seesions....YOU BETCHA!!!
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Bluzeman
Excellor sessions for CF&S???
How come no one told me about those? Hey, I feel robbed now!
:D-->
Rick
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Steve!
Yup, that's where the "corollary" manifestations were practiced -
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Bluzeman:
"Excellor sessions for CF&S???
How come no one told me about those? Hey, I feel robbed now!
:D-->"
Me too.
:-)
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"Smile" is when a bunch of guys sit at a tall table, usually in Bangkok (Bankok?)or Subic bay in the Philipines, and a young lady who is in "the business" is under the table, usually at the collected expenses of the guys. Everybody starts out with a shot of whatever hard liquor has been chosen. And then the game begins. The first guy that "smiles" means that he is being intimately entertained by the lady under the table. He then has to take a shot of the chosen alcoholic beverage. And then the round begins again, and all of the guys, usually shipmates and friends have an uproarious time in their collective debauchery. And by the time it is all over, all of the guys are very drunk, and then they tip the lady generously.
I never played it. But I have heard many many Navy guys talk of it in a ribald manner.
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Belle
It sounds like something a group of guys would thoroughly enjoy playing.
:D--> I'm smiling just picturing it. 
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J0nny Ling0
"Frankly my dear", not only would they enjoy it thoroughly, but throughly!
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Steve!
Subic Bay? Bangkok? They would probably leave with more than they came in with.
So, Jonny Lingo - are two of your 10 wives named Connie and Annie?
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I have never 'played' smiles.
Though my understanding was that when they played it, the object of the games was to guess who was currently being 'serviced'.
Thus some of those at the table would be 'bluffing'. As it goes around the table to be your turn to guess, you would be challenged to guess who was actually beign serviced apart from who was bluffing. If you guessed wrong you paid money into the pot [to be used for purchasing more rounds and to tip the hired service]. If you could guess correctly each time, it was your turn, than you could drink for free.
I would care to draw your attention to the idea that in many ports, there also exists opportunitys to sight-see. To go into local families homes and be served home-cooked dinners. I sometimes hung-out with LDS friends who would routinely call their HQ, to get hooked-up with local missionarys, and we would go visit with them.
Of course the silent service does not make nearly as many port calls as does the surface or 'target' fleet.
It has been my understanding that pulling into so many ports actually increases maintenance costs of equipment, as so many more things get broken. The over-all operationability of the fleet goes down from the monkey-wrenching.
:-)
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...thus, the outbreak of broken-down, blind seaman...too much monkey-wrenching...
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Steve!
Hmmmm, I'm detecting subtle innuendos there, Matilda - something you are well known for.
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Bluzeman
I wouldn't have thought it physically possible, yet this thread both sucks AND blows.
Rick(running and ducking)
:)-->
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MATILDA
duh-huh...dya think?
yeppers to that, o punctuation man...only cuz talking about blow jobs and other social inpairatives out in the open is so hummm...out in the open, I guess.
words are my life...lol...well, today anyway.
:)-->
Here's to Cheetah getting all the bananas peeled
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justloafing
Back to the subject. Why are bigger lips attractive? Bottom line they are teeth guards. I guess the bigger they (lips) are the safer us guys feel.
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MATILDA
safety and ultimate safety first, just...now, back to the subject at hand...
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Steve!
Ma~ - the subject isn't hands, it's mouths.
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