Nope, they don't explode, they just start foaming at both ends.
I had a WOW brother that had done that.
Of course, to get them to eat Alka Seltzer, he first had to chop up an apple and start throwing out bits of it, and they would start snapping up the bits of apple, then he mixed in bits of Alka Seltzer.
I have a friend that gave his cat a slice of okra. The cat goes bonkers over raw hamburger. After four or five pieces of hamburger, he slipped her the okra. The cat coughed and spit, and would not have anything to do with him for about a day and a half after that.
Where I used to live, the hippies would smoke pot while congregated on the courthouse lawn. Ocassionally, one would throw a bottle of dishsoap in the fountain. "wow.... cooool".
Many years ago, when I was a young ham.. before roads, before the earth cooled.. sorry. My brother and I were experimenting, talking to each other through a garden hose. He was on the second floor inside of the house. When he realized that I could actually hear him, he proceeded to taunt me with the worst obscenities that a twelve year old could. I simply hooked my end of the hose to the spigot, and turned on the water..
We used to go to a place on a lake in Canada every summer.
We would get our water out of the lake with a pump that was outside the cabin.
One day my brother and my cousin wouldn't play with me. They were pumping water out of the lake so I went inside the cabin and turned on the water at the kitchen sink so that they were pumping and pumping and the water never came up.
I stood at the kitchen window and watched them being perplexed as to why there was no water, chuckling gleefully to myself.
it's a DISGRACE for me to have been in this fellowship.....
okay okay we had a pool with kinda soft sides and it had a filter and all that. my twin brothers emptied a whole bottle of "Joy" in it. then they said we should swim around and around really fast, like faster than the filter made water go.... whatever ?
then we all sat on the sides of the pool and it was SNOWING in our backyard in JULY. what fun !!!!!!
When I was seven or eight years old, I "discovered" poison ivy. Apparently I had lots of energy, and spent an afternoon running and rolling around a PATCH of it.
I do not remember doing that- what I do remember is all the shots. Cortisone, all kinds of stuff to get the swelling down.. I hate doctors to this day.
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Ham
Exie, you should be thankful that unbeliever cows cannot fly.
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I got pelted with sea gull sh1t at the beach once because some kid next to me was feeding them. I asked them to stop, but the mom just laughed.
She quit laughing when all their stuff got covered in the crap too. P1ssed me off! I spent the rest of the afternoon wiping sh1t off my stuff.
Do you think they were unbelieving seagulls, ex?
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I ran over a seagull once- no, it was dead already. But the squishing sound- disgusting.
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I heard they'll explode if you feed them Alka-Seltzer. Never tried it though. The gull droppings were enough of a mess for me.
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Nope, they don't explode, they just start foaming at both ends.
I had a WOW brother that had done that.
Of course, to get them to eat Alka Seltzer, he first had to chop up an apple and start throwing out bits of it, and they would start snapping up the bits of apple, then he mixed in bits of Alka Seltzer.
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Oh, that's all.. heh heh
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I have a friend that gave his cat a slice of okra. The cat goes bonkers over raw hamburger. After four or five pieces of hamburger, he slipped her the okra. The cat coughed and spit, and would not have anything to do with him for about a day and a half after that.
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excathedra
at a fraternity party they got their dog high
he ate a bar of soap ~ those damn munchies
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My Mom had a cat that liked to drink alcohol. My parents' guests at parties would give her drinks.
Same cat was fascinated by fire and would start trying to go right into it if there was a fire in the fireplace.
Weird Abyssinian cat.
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kittie was drunk when trying to play in fireplace ?
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LOL :D-->
No, I think it was two different things she did but coulda been.
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Exie, did he start foaming, at both ends?
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Where I used to live, the hippies would smoke pot while congregated on the courthouse lawn. Ocassionally, one would throw a bottle of dishsoap in the fountain. "wow.... cooool".
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One time at work just for the heck of it, I pushed all the buttons on the elevator and walked out.
Some guy walked in and said, "Did you do that?" and I smiled and said "No."
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One time at work, I put a cockroach in the microwave and set the time on 2 minutes.
I watched him scurry around for the first 20 seconds, but then I couldn't see him any more, and when I opened the door, he wasn't in there . . .
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When I was little, I filled the toilet with toilet paper and told my brother to flush it.
When it overflowed, I blamed him.
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excathedra
ha ha ha ha hammer, soap bubbles out both ends !!!!!
steve! oh my god !!! that's terrible
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Many years ago, when I was a young ham.. before roads, before the earth cooled.. sorry. My brother and I were experimenting, talking to each other through a garden hose. He was on the second floor inside of the house. When he realized that I could actually hear him, he proceeded to taunt me with the worst obscenities that a twelve year old could. I simply hooked my end of the hose to the spigot, and turned on the water..
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I spent a great deal of my childhood "in trouble"..
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We used to go to a place on a lake in Canada every summer.
We would get our water out of the lake with a pump that was outside the cabin.
One day my brother and my cousin wouldn't play with me. They were pumping water out of the lake so I went inside the cabin and turned on the water at the kitchen sink so that they were pumping and pumping and the water never came up.
I stood at the kitchen window and watched them being perplexed as to why there was no water, chuckling gleefully to myself.
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it's a DISGRACE for me to have been in this fellowship.....
okay okay we had a pool with kinda soft sides and it had a filter and all that. my twin brothers emptied a whole bottle of "Joy" in it. then they said we should swim around and around really fast, like faster than the filter made water go.... whatever ?
then we all sat on the sides of the pool and it was SNOWING in our backyard in JULY. what fun !!!!!!
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hammie and outtie & abouttie i love you
and you other guys
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We love you too, Exie!
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When I was seven or eight years old, I "discovered" poison ivy. Apparently I had lots of energy, and spent an afternoon running and rolling around a PATCH of it.
I do not remember doing that- what I do remember is all the shots. Cortisone, all kinds of stuff to get the swelling down.. I hate doctors to this day.
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