When I buy a huge tub of "Butterscotch icecream" for myself and the kids, I eat out all the butterscotch ripple and just leave them with the vanila part, that's only if I get to it before they do.
I can do the most realistic pig squeal that you have ever heard. Maybe my ex was right. I just may be pig. Don't get any ideas though. I would make lousy bacon.
Its easy. I was stupid and did not realy know how to ride a motorcycle. I got on and started a dirt bike up. Dumped the clutch and road the wheely right into a parked semi. Went right under it. I wasn't even hurt.
Being dead. Well I went to the ER because I could tell something was wrong. Turns out I was in A Fib with my heart beating at 180 beats a minate. The doctor said he was going to give me a shot that would make me fell strange. It fells real strange when you breath but your heart has stopped. So I figure that if my heart stopped I was dead. It did restart eventually. Or maybe not. I have been called a heartless basterd.
Getting shot in the head with a 45. I was doing one of my most favorite things. carbine matchs. This is where you run through a senerio with an asualt rifle and handgun shotting targets on the move in a timed/ acuracy corse. So I had advanced up to one set of targets with the rifle and then transitioned to the handgun to finish the steel. I hit a steel post and a bulet fragment came back and nailed me dead center in the middle of my fore head. I finally dug it out myself the next day. It was only the size of a BB.
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I remember that day! It was a Thursday, wasn't it?
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Actually, 24 years of thursdays. E. 224th St.
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!. I like fried onions with my peanut butter
2. My cat shares my twinkies
3. Pet peeve is people who stand in doorways to talk to other people
4. I forget what my original hair color was
5. I have ugly toes
6. i smoosh the snails on the sides of my fishtank
7. I don't wear socks
8. I love sushi
9. I like walking in water
10. I sleep with 4 pillows
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1. I always leave the toilet seat up.
2. I break wind and blame the dog.
3. I mess with telemarketers at every opportunity. i.e. SIT, say 'hold on' and hang up, start a conversation in the room and ignore the phone call.
4. At night i always drive with my bright fog lights on.
5. My turn signals are annoyingly bright and I leave them on for annoyingly long times at every opportunity.
6. I drive 5-10 mph slower on two lane roads when no one's in front, oncoming traffic is heavy and I have a tailgater.
7. I honk and wave at groups of total strangers.
8. I say my wife's cooking is barely edible when it's awesome.
9. I despise people who answer 'no' like this: Do you have any strawberries? We sure don't!
10. I'm a litterbug.
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When I buy a huge tub of "Butterscotch icecream" for myself and the kids, I eat out all the butterscotch ripple and just leave them with the vanila part, that's only if I get to it before they do.
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I can do the most realistic pig squeal that you have ever heard. Maybe my ex was right. I just may be pig. Don't get any ideas though. I would make lousy bacon.
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ex70sHouston
The three things that people never believe about me are.
One. The first time I rode a motorcycle I did a wheely up until I hit a truck and went under it. 1970
Two. I died in 1999.
Three. Earlier this year I shot myself in the head with a 45.
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excathedra
you should DEFINITELY write a book ex70's. but how 'bout a post ?????????? oh my gosh you have me so curious !!!!!!!
laughing my head off about cowgirl's ice cream and oenie's squeal. i need to go look at what else i may have missed
did i already tell you this one ? my three sisters and I have the middle name "marie." my five brothers have the middle name "patrick."
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Its easy. I was stupid and did not realy know how to ride a motorcycle. I got on and started a dirt bike up. Dumped the clutch and road the wheely right into a parked semi. Went right under it. I wasn't even hurt.
Being dead. Well I went to the ER because I could tell something was wrong. Turns out I was in A Fib with my heart beating at 180 beats a minate. The doctor said he was going to give me a shot that would make me fell strange. It fells real strange when you breath but your heart has stopped. So I figure that if my heart stopped I was dead. It did restart eventually. Or maybe not. I have been called a heartless basterd.
Getting shot in the head with a 45. I was doing one of my most favorite things. carbine matchs. This is where you run through a senerio with an asualt rifle and handgun shotting targets on the move in a timed/ acuracy corse. So I had advanced up to one set of targets with the rifle and then transitioned to the handgun to finish the steel. I hit a steel post and a bulet fragment came back and nailed me dead center in the middle of my fore head. I finally dug it out myself the next day. It was only the size of a BB.
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WOWEE You have literally had me in Suspence all friggin day, ex70s.
Thanks for finally explaining.
Are you exercising better 'caution' with your toys now?
For your sake I hope your Guardian Angels continue to help keep you safe, or have you scared them off with all those guns and ammo? :D
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Sushi
Well, who doesn't? :D
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10 Things You Don't Want To Know About Me -- or you would of Asked.
1. I don't like nor love Sushi. :o (speaking of the food, not the GS person Sushi.)
2. I never learned how to swim. (tried once and nearly drownded the person trying to teach me.)
3. I've never learned to rollerskate, rollerblade, nor skateboard.
4. I have a fear of spiders, snakes, and scorpions.
5. I've never smoked, drank alcohol nor taken any drug unprescribed!
6. Had some rather fun times in the 70s with ex70shouston. ^_^ (thanks for the memories)
7. Never went to college, and yet I was able to own/operate a Printing Company for 10 yrs. :)
8. I have a persian cat whose name is Archibauld.
9. Grew up in a very disfunctional family yet I've managed to function quite well.
10. Born in Texas, will probably die there too!
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Jade
10 THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW:
1. i too have somethin in my fridge that smells funny (??)
2. i was sad when kailn wasn't a boy. (got over that real fast)
3. i have done no prescipton drugs
4. i do drink on occation.
5. i made out with a girl once.
6. i got bit by a brown recluse spider
7. i overdrew my bank account my 3 cents one time and got charged 25 dollars.
8. i hate to clean bathrooms
9. its paws fault i got pregnant with kailin (HAHAHAHA)
10. i spent 45 dollars on a brand new baby outfit that she will probably only wear one time.
10 THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW:
1. im cute
2. im sweet
3. i run my own business
4. i have a beautiful little girl named kailin
5. im a hottie
6. kailin has 2 teeth and is almost 7 months now! ( man time flies)
7. we have a cat named princess who only bites me no one else
8. my favorite color is pink.
9. im super cute
10. i am goin to plant a money tree and see what happens ( i'll let ya know)
AND P. S .
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Shellon
"5. i made out with a girl once"
:blink:
Some things a mama just should not know about.
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