My mom used to put honey on my little brother's pacifier when he was a baby. I was playing house and put some on it and gave it to him. Then I thought I'd try the hot sauce.....
Once when I was growing up we had a kitten that died. (Well, my mom had several cats at a time so it wasn't the only loss of a cat we experienced but....)
Anyway, we put the kitten in a shoe box and went to bury it in the back yard. My Dad also had a bunch of poker chips in a shoe box.
Same friend, along with her two daughters, with the turtle once had some guinea pigs. One was a black one named Anne. Anne disappeared one day and they thought she was gone for good.
Anne was found later in the back of the cupboard under the sink. When she came out she was really skinny!
Anne ate and ate and ate and became a very fat little guinea pig.
When I was little, I loved the smell and taste of rubber. When I went to the gas station with my dad once, he caught me sniffing and licking the new tires on display there.
This is really my mom's story, but I'll tell it anyway.
When Mom was little, the family dog died and she and her brothers were supposed to bury it. Mom got the brilliant idea to bury it with its tail sticking out of the ground, so they could visit the grave and pet the tail.
They petted it so much that all the hair fell out (I'm sure its being DEAD was also a factor). So they'd just pet the hairless tail.
back to animals. i had a cat named jerry who would suck on your earlobe like it was nursing. it was disgusting. you'd be asleep and wake up to this "thing" happening to your earlobe.... i can still hear the sucking sound and feel it..... yuck
didn't matter how many times you threw him across the room -- as soon as you fell asleep he'd be back for more....
A few years ago I was making a church window and the priest was being a real @#$%& to deal with during the process. I got him back
If you look close ( I knew from dealing with him that he wouldn't look that close) I painted a dog taking a leak into the background of his Sermon on the Mount window ....just for him
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Hope the Episcopalians can keep their sense of humor if they ever find it....
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Tanks
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That pool one reminded me of one summer we were all swimming in my friends' pool. It was one of those big round over-the-ground things.
My brother jumped in and the sides collapsed and we all floated into the neighbor's yard.
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excathedra
poor boo boo hammer
ha ! outie
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one time in high school we had a beer party without our parents' permission. it was was winter and snowing out
anyway when the spring came and the snow melted there were hundreds of brown bottles in our backyard and in our neighbors' backyard
we got in trouble
it's weird to get in trouble so after the fact
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Ha that's funny!
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Heh heh.. well, I guess crap does not always float.
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I discovered how to "test" nine volt batteries at a young age. Just apply the terminals to tongue. A fresh battery has just that certain bite..
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excathedra
me too hammer !!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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When I was really little, I used to eat the ends of burnt matches.
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mstar1
When I was about 5, I found a can of black paint and played connect the dots on the neighborhood dalmatian...
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outandabout
no way, mstar1, are you serious?
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When I was ten or so, I started eating dog biscuits. After reading the ingredients, I quit eating dog biscuits.
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Belle
MStar1, ROFLMAO!!
Our neighbor's dalmation had so many tics we would pull them off and squish them on the sidewalk into red splotch patterns.
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Ham
Too bad I didn't go in the corpses.. all this stuff wouldve driven them bonkers on my birth to corpses thingy.
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excathedra
you people are marvelous
one time we had a funeral for our turtle SAM
he walked into a long hard strawlike blade of grass with his mouth open and it went in and all the way down and he died
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My mom used to put honey on my little brother's pacifier when he was a baby. I was playing house and put some on it and gave it to him. Then I thought I'd try the hot sauce.....
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Once when I was growing up we had a kitten that died. (Well, my mom had several cats at a time so it wasn't the only loss of a cat we experienced but....)
Anyway, we put the kitten in a shoe box and went to bury it in the back yard. My Dad also had a bunch of poker chips in a shoe box.
Yup, we almost buried the poker chips.
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Ham
Funny.. your dad sure would have had an interesting poker night.
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Exie, sorry about your turtle.
My friend has a turtle named Tootsie.
Tootsie once fell into the jacuzzi and almost became turtle soup. She also fell down the outside apartment stairs and cracked her shell.
She's still around though. She disappears somewhere in my friend's apartment all winter and then reappears in the spring.
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This is turning into animal stories.
Same friend, along with her two daughters, with the turtle once had some guinea pigs. One was a black one named Anne. Anne disappeared one day and they thought she was gone for good.
Anne was found later in the back of the cupboard under the sink. When she came out she was really skinny!
Anne ate and ate and ate and became a very fat little guinea pig.
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When I was little, I loved the smell and taste of rubber. When I went to the gas station with my dad once, he caught me sniffing and licking the new tires on display there.
I never tried it with used tires. D)
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This is really my mom's story, but I'll tell it anyway.
When Mom was little, the family dog died and she and her brothers were supposed to bury it. Mom got the brilliant idea to bury it with its tail sticking out of the ground, so they could visit the grave and pet the tail.
They petted it so much that all the hair fell out (I'm sure its being DEAD was also a factor). So they'd just pet the hairless tail.
The whole mind picture of this makes me LOL.
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LOLOL
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excathedra
well i'm dying .....
linzee you had me there sniffing and licking tires....
then you went and told your mom's tale
someone hand me a towel for my monitor
oh god
outie, let me know when tootsie appears, i'd love to know where he / she is right now
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back to animals. i had a cat named jerry who would suck on your earlobe like it was nursing. it was disgusting. you'd be asleep and wake up to this "thing" happening to your earlobe.... i can still hear the sucking sound and feel it..... yuck
didn't matter how many times you threw him across the room -- as soon as you fell asleep he'd be back for more....
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A few years ago I was making a church window and the priest was being a real @#$%& to deal with during the process. I got him back
If you look close ( I knew from dealing with him that he wouldn't look that close) I painted a dog taking a leak into the background of his Sermon on the Mount window ....just for him
Hope the Episcopalians can keep their sense of humor if they ever find it....
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