It's 11:30 p.m. here in Alaska, what are you doing this late at night where ever you are (which is way later than Alaska time!) being silly like this! Shouldn't you be in bed with da hubby all snuggled up against his "un-named best friend?"
Aha!!! I knew it! And so, since I was such a moron to start this whole thing, and suffer the humiliation that I have already suffered, the least you can do is divulge the name that you have given to your husbands, um well, you know...
No, not because of inordinately sized "privates". He reminded me of a "Godfather" type figure. Really had a bad attitude toward other male guinea pigs.. would have sent them a horse head if he could have.
And he loved da women pigs. They are not supposed to be able to jump- this guy could jump out of an eighteen inch high tank, and into the other eighteen high inch tank where da women resided.
I guess the real "big" thing about him was his number of offspring. It was practically an epidemic..
after much consideration, I have to say that yes, size really matters. After all, if one is to be stuck with the same body parts for a lifetime, yes, one must say that size matters.
However, one must consider that size changes over the course of decades. And what the heck do we do about that? Perhaps it's not as noticable with men, however with the female species, size can change considerably, especially after giving birth, a time or two, or three, etc.
Down here in Florida...size IS the all important issue...seriously..most of the women who encounter "Mr Big" prefer theirs at a 5 degree angle...and the taller the better...it cannot have any flaws in it and MUST be totally rigid, otherwise the effect would produce alot of complaints..
Interestingly enough, the common practice is to paint "it" either...bright orange (so one can see it with the lights on) or white, since most of our action is (in our case) set up with a blue backdrop.
The common diameter is from 7/8" to l" and believe it or not, an overly hardened stake CAN cause much damage to a good set of horseshoes..
So this should set the record straight..
Oh and speaking of "pet names"...a good pal of mine had a wifie who named his "King Richard" (ya know .."dick"..& not the investigative type either)...LOL..such goings on at this cafe!!!!!!!!!JJ
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J0nny Ling0
Ok, my legs are known by my wife as "The Ones Who Carries Her Love To And Fro"...
Sound good? I made it up, but I guess it really is true, for she really does love me, and my legs really do carry me around, thank God...
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J0nny Ling0
I guess I will never live this down. At least not here at the GS Cafe...
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J0nny Ling0
Chatty Kathy,
It's 11:30 p.m. here in Alaska, what are you doing this late at night where ever you are (which is way later than Alaska time!) being silly like this! Shouldn't you be in bed with da hubby all snuggled up against his "un-named best friend?"
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ChattyKathy
That's a lovely thing to name your legs.
And Jonny, I think it's adorable to name...um, well...you know what I mean.
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J0nny Ling0
Oh, thanks for the compliment. At least you know that I am "ok"...
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ChattyKathy
You're okay, but then if you use me as a gauge you could be in trouble.
It's 3:30(ish) in my neck of the woods, and I can't sleep.
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But I reckon I'll go back now and snuggle.
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J0nny Ling0
Well then, maybe now you can come up with a name! Make sure to fill us in after the christening...
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ChattyKathy
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Um, who said it wasn't already named?
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ChattyKathy
Besides you'll be all alone, that would be just sad ya know.
So what else ya got?
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J0nny Ling0
Aha!!! I knew it! And so, since I was such a moron to start this whole thing, and suffer the humiliation that I have already suffered, the least you can do is divulge the name that you have given to your husbands, um well, you know...
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J0nny Ling0
Ya know, I really didn't get that...
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ChattyKathy
OMG, he would just die if he knew I even said what I did.
I'll whisper it to you okay.
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J0nny Ling0
Ok. Private topics? Or just say it..?
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ChattyKathy
How about it's in the middle of the night chatter, but I see there are other people awake here posting so you wouldn't be alone after all.
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I'll send you a PT right now, be right there.
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ChattyKathy
Thank gawd for Private Topics.
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J0nny Ling0
Yup!
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Ham
I duuno. I think the naming of private parts may be a little more common than most here would admit.
The only thing I would say is "may have", heh heh..
But we had a Guinea Pig once. We named it "Mr. Big" for a couple of obvious reasons..
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No, not because of inordinately sized "privates". He reminded me of a "Godfather" type figure. Really had a bad attitude toward other male guinea pigs.. would have sent them a horse head if he could have.
And he loved da women pigs. They are not supposed to be able to jump- this guy could jump out of an eighteen inch high tank, and into the other eighteen high inch tank where da women resided.
I guess the real "big" thing about him was his number of offspring. It was practically an epidemic..
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Ham
"Life happens" heh heh.
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after much consideration, I have to say that yes, size really matters. After all, if one is to be stuck with the same body parts for a lifetime, yes, one must say that size matters.
However, one must consider that size changes over the course of decades. And what the heck do we do about that? Perhaps it's not as noticable with men, however with the female species, size can change considerably, especially after giving birth, a time or two, or three, etc.
Hmmm, and what are we to do with that?
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Down here in Florida...size IS the all important issue...seriously..most of the women who encounter "Mr Big" prefer theirs at a 5 degree angle...and the taller the better...it cannot have any flaws in it and MUST be totally rigid, otherwise the effect would produce alot of complaints..
Interestingly enough, the common practice is to paint "it" either...bright orange (so one can see it with the lights on) or white, since most of our action is (in our case) set up with a blue backdrop.
The common diameter is from 7/8" to l" and believe it or not, an overly hardened stake CAN cause much damage to a good set of horseshoes..
So this should set the record straight..
Oh and speaking of "pet names"...a good pal of mine had a wifie who named his "King Richard" (ya know .."dick"..& not the investigative type either)...LOL..such goings on at this cafe!!!!!!!!!JJ
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ex10
tis true. There's probably nothing that is "sacred' in these here forums.
That's what I love about the place.
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