"Rejections? Sure I accept rejections, you kiddin'? Yesterday was my wedding anniversary. So last night I asked my wife if we were going to have sex this week. She said 'why start now'?"
(kabop!)
"I get rejected, ooooh, do I get rejected. I'm an only child. I asked my mother if she ever thought of having another baby after me. She said not after the whippin' the doctor gave her when I was born! Oh, do I get rejections!"
(sproink!)
"It gets worse, but I accept it. I came home early from work one day and caught my wife in bed with another guy. I said "Honey, you're breaking my heart! What am I supposed to do now?" She said "Get the door, I think it's my 4 o'clock!" Oh, it hurts, these rejections!"
(pockapocka pock!)
"It hurts cuz I'm such a sensitive guy, I got these feelings. Ooooh, I accept them, but they hurt. Life ain't fair. Like when I told my wife I wanted to spice up our sex life with some role playing. She said fine, play dead. Oh, I accept them but these rejections, they hurt!"
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Refiner
Well I thought this rejection thread was pretty good and had something to say.
Sigh.
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chinson's daughter
Well i'm just gonna say something~~~~~ something~~~ ok i'm done!
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Raf
They're here. They're rejection threads. Get used to them.
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socks
Do you accept checks?
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socks
I'll see your rejection and raise you 2 obfuscations.
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excathedra
you tell me what obfuscations means, and i'll send you home with 12 seamonkeys
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Tom Strange
that would be Amazing Sea Monkeys!
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dmiller
That's why I'm thankful for your site, Raf.
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chinson's daughter
I'll take 300 for $1!
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socks
Rodney Dangerfield, dmiller:
"Rejections? Sure I accept rejections, you kiddin'? Yesterday was my wedding anniversary. So last night I asked my wife if we were going to have sex this week. She said 'why start now'?"
(kabop!)
"I get rejected, ooooh, do I get rejected. I'm an only child. I asked my mother if she ever thought of having another baby after me. She said not after the whippin' the doctor gave her when I was born! Oh, do I get rejections!"
(sproink!)
"It gets worse, but I accept it. I came home early from work one day and caught my wife in bed with another guy. I said "Honey, you're breaking my heart! What am I supposed to do now?" She said "Get the door, I think it's my 4 o'clock!" Oh, it hurts, these rejections!"
(pockapocka pock!)
"It hurts cuz I'm such a sensitive guy, I got these feelings. Ooooh, I accept them, but they hurt. Life ain't fair. Like when I told my wife I wanted to spice up our sex life with some role playing. She said fine, play dead. Oh, I accept them but these rejections, they hurt!"
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