Here's a joke!

[Brady]

Modern Technology

Three men, a German, a Japanese, and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager,? he said, " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.?

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.?

The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The hillbilly finally said? ?Well, will you look at that, I?m getting a fax.?

[This message was edited by Brady on November 16, 2003 at 18:07.]

[Kit Sober]

An elderly gentleman feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked.

The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.

"Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response so he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?"

Again there is no response, so he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

"Dang it Earl, for the fourth time, CHICKEN!"

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[Zixar]

Stripped-down Economy Joke:

"Welcome to Heaven! Harp or choir?"

"Welcome to Hell! Banjo or bagpipe?"

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Is anyone still reading these ridiculous things?

[Kit Sober]

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