skyrider Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic : Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal : 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians : None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic : None Candles only. Baptists : At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. Episcopalians: 3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Mormons : 5 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarians : ?? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. Methodists : Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to the pitch-in. Nazarenes: 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy. Lutherans: None Lutherans don't believe in change. Amish : What's a light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dmiller Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I know I've posted this one here before, but here it is again: How does The Man of God change a light bulb?? --> He doesn't. He just holds it up, and lets the world revolve around him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcat5 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 LOLOLOLOLOL! Thanks guys I really needed a laugh today! love tcat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I know I've posted this one here before, but here it is again:
How does The Man of God change a light bulb??
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He doesn't. He just holds it up, and lets the world revolve around him!
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LOLOLOLOLOL! Thanks guys I really needed a laugh today! love tcat
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