clean joke

[pawtucket]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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[tonto]

TREE-mendous joke, Paw. ;)-->

[Belle]

That's a GROANER, Paw! I'll be sure to give you credit when I pass it around the office.

:D-->

[Kit Sober]

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

(I thought of this when I was in the prayer forum, but didn't want to break up the "praying for you" theme.)

[Galen]

Kit Sober:

"what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?"

Some that I have known used to call him 'Bob', though others would have called him 'Bouy'.

I usually call him 'Bouy Bob'

:-)

[SafariVista]

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy,

"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying

attention to where I was going." The second old

guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.

I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does

she look like?" The second old guy says, "Well,

she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big

busted, and is wearing short shorts."

"What does your wife look like?" To which the first old guy says,

"Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."