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OK, someone had to start this one... (if it hasn't been started already...)

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't. It's a hardware issue.

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't. It's a software issue.

How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?

He doesn't. With the next release of Windows, he makes darkness the industry standard, then upgrades the users.

ExWayDaryl, self-confessed computer geek, who supports PC, application & network issues for a living.

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Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but he stays up all night doing it while eating cheetos and drinking Jolt Cola, and the next day you discover your toaster and shower have stopped working.

Q: How many sysadmins does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, he wrote a script to do it automatically so he can go out for pints.

Q: How many network administrators does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because the light should route around the damage from another source in the event of the failure of a single bulb.

Q: How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. One to write the proposal document, two to gather requirements, one to manage the project, one to outsource the lightbulb changing to India, one to act as a team lead for himself, one to manage the HR, one to facilitate the communications between all of the managers, one to schedule the tasks, one to make sure that the light is functional after the change for the managers, one to make sure that the users of the light will be able to use it, and one for budgetting. In the process, nobody actually gets to the point where they change the lightbulb.

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