Mister P-Mosh Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 quote: ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus. "She started screaming "He's back!, He's back!" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen." It's just a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 i'm going to kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vickles Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 LOLOL, I thought it was hilarious, but actually believed it and then finally saw the bottom of the page...Great joke!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Strange Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 well... I didn't really think it was true... but since she was from Arkansas... there was always the possibility... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
excathedra
i'm going to kill you
Link to comment
Share on other sites
vickles
LOLOL, I thought it was hilarious, but actually believed it and then finally saw the bottom of the page...Great joke!!!!
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Tom Strange
well... I didn't really think it was true... but since she was from Arkansas... there was always the possibility...
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.