Forty-five times. At least. I figured this number from the fifteen years that I was REALLY gung ho. We ran a MINIMUM of three classes a year. I was in every one of them. I usually ran the tapes. To this day, I can quote even every stinking joke. It's pathetic.. somehow, I am now supposed to "master" PFAL. No thanks. No more- I'm done with it..
Not really ranting, I'm laughing my rear end off as I write this.. just one of my "interesting" mornings.
But really.. after all that, if I have to somehow work it for "da hidden meaning" to somehow become more spurtual, somethings wrong.
I would rather crawl naked over broken glass for 5 miles with someone shooting rock salt into my foot every 50 feet...before I would ever subject myself to the hideous torture of PFAL.
Heh heh heh. Hello Uncle H, I was wondering when you were going to weigh in on this one! Come to think of it, that's about how the rear end felt after sitting on those hard as rock metal chairs for three weeks. I think the only reason they used them was because it kept you in enough pain that you couldn't fall asleep. Even that didn't work at times..
I am waiting.. still haven't seen gold bullion flopping around on the ground.. would have said "rained fish" but one of you jokers would have found something like that on the net some where.
I would rather crawl naked over broken glass for 5 miles with someone shooting rock salt into my foot every 50 feet...before I would ever subject myself to the hideous torture of PFAL.
I would rather crawl naked over broken glass for 5 miles with someone shooting rock salt into my foot every 50 feet...before I would ever subject myself to the hideous torture of PFAL.
I will "see" you and "raise" you Loser has to sit through it again. I hate pain but not that much. :)-->
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pfal has something just for you it teaches you keys to unlock the door and how to walk right through so if you want to have a powerful life that's more than abundant toooooooo than pfal is the cl
oldiesman
Mr. Hammeroni, 45 times?
Ya sure got your moneys worth!
I wish each PFAL segment was on the net -- That way we may scrutinize and debate more accurately. :)-->
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Debate and scrutinizing my next bm would hold more appeal.....
I think I must have sat through it around 25 times....augh, I kept thinkin maybe THIS time I will understand the *greatness* everyone raves about.....
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outandabout
That was a great poem!
What was that song?
PFAL..... There's something just for youuuuuuuuu
It something something and how to walk right throoooooooough.
(sung to this really mundane lifeless "melody")
arrgh!
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Forty-five times. At least. I figured this number from the fifteen years that I was REALLY gung ho. We ran a MINIMUM of three classes a year. I was in every one of them. I usually ran the tapes. To this day, I can quote even every stinking joke. It's pathetic.. somehow, I am now supposed to "master" PFAL. No thanks. No more- I'm done with it..
Not really ranting, I'm laughing my rear end off as I write this.. just one of my "interesting" mornings.
But really.. after all that, if I have to somehow work it for "da hidden meaning" to somehow become more spurtual, somethings wrong.
Already done that. No more- I'm done with it..
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I lost count after 35 times or so. I know I hit in the neighborhood of 45 times.
But, as they kept telling us-everytime you take it it gets BETTER.
I ran 2 classes, worked charts on a few, ran tapes on a few, and was a 'supporting grad' on more than I can count.
I'm with Hammeroni. I'm done. finit.kaput.
At least I haven't cracked up yet-in the automobile.
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Ham
"At least I haven't cracked up yet-in the automobile."
Heh heh heh.. thank "da Mog" for that, heh heh.
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Ham
Good grief.. if I included the ones I sat through in "the lean" years, it would go over sixty.
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Ham
OMG, it's killing me, heh heh.
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Ham
Whoever is the break guy, please, please poison the cookies..
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Ham
I will show up on corpse time, ten minutes to seven. I'll make sure I bring my log to "fix" the AV equipment with..
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Ham
Now all that's gotta happen is for it to rain gold bullion on a clear day. Then you've got me!
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GrouchoMarxJr
I hear ya Hammer...
I would rather crawl naked over broken glass for 5 miles with someone shooting rock salt into my foot every 50 feet...before I would ever subject myself to the hideous torture of PFAL.
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Heh heh heh. Hello Uncle H, I was wondering when you were going to weigh in on this one! Come to think of it, that's about how the rear end felt after sitting on those hard as rock metal chairs for three weeks. I think the only reason they used them was because it kept you in enough pain that you couldn't fall asleep. Even that didn't work at times..
I am waiting.. still haven't seen gold bullion flopping around on the ground.. would have said "rained fish" but one of you jokers would have found something like that on the net some where.
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Raf
Umm, you do that. I'll take the class again.
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TOMMYZ
Mr. Hammeroni,
Would you take it on the train ?
Would you take it in the rain ?
Would you take it in a box ?
Would you take it with a fox ?
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Ham
Noooooooooooooooooooooo... heh heh.
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Ham
No, I wouldn't take it in a box.
Nor would I take it with da Fox.
I took it 59 times too many,
I did not even make a penny.
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TOMMYZ
That's all I could remember. My kids are now 15 and 17 and "Green Eggs And Ham" is packed away in a box in the attic.
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GrouchoMarxJr
I would not take it with a duck
I would not take it for a buck
I would not listen for three weeks
I would not listen to those geeks
I would not bring the coffee pot
I would not pray for the bot
I will not speak in tongues for you
I will not lie and say it's true
I will not flip the charts tonight
I will not sit and say it's right
I will not string a lousy chair
my reason is that I don't care
pfal is just a scam
I'd rather eat green eggs and ham.
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Sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald ---
Ole Doc Wierwille had a farm
e-i-e-i-oh
and on this farm he ran a class
e-i-e-i-oh
Foundational here
Intermediate there
Advanced, Advanced, Advanced, Advanced!
Ole Doc Wiewille ran a class
e-i-e-i-oh
On this farm he had some twigs
e-i-e-i-oh
Fed em slop, just like pigs
e-i-e-i-oh
All they heard was
I'ts The Word!
I'm telling you, just like I heard
God taught me, and I'll teach you
e-i-e-i-oh
On this farm he had some corp
e-i-e-i-oh
They gave their all, he wanted more
e-i-e-i-oh
from early dawn to late midnight
they had to work to "get it right"
slaves a'toiling no end in sight
e-i-e-i-oh
A motorcoach was on the farm
e-i-e-i-oh
at first no one saw any harm
e-i-e-i-oh
some went in, then more and more
soon all knew what that coach was for
because of it's *revolving* door
e-i-e-i-oh
There was a class PFAL
e-i-e-i-oh
"showed" the way to Heavan from Hell
e-i-e-i-oh
Guarenteed to open eyes
But that whole class was plagiarized
Ole Doc Wierwille conned us all
e-i-e-i-oh.
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Jim
Hammer, Dm and Uncle,
I'd take it again if I could sit in the back of the class with you guys and a bottle of Southern Comfort...
Fire Engine Red indeed...
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ex10
ohmigosh you guys.... :)-->
Seeing as how it's been about what? um 40 plus years, since pfal was filmed, maybe it's time to get over it????
just a suggestion....
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