John, I've been meaning to say hey.Thanx for the pics.Remember Erie,Pa. '74-75? All the big classes and WOW meetings were held at our house.I fondly recollect this redneck corps guy from HQ screaming at me in front of all 28 WOWS something about people in the corps dying 'cuz people like me didn't think it was important to wear my nametag to a meeting. I think that inspired me to go in the corps. 'course,I never did forget my nametag again.I guess love never faileth.
Hi, now I think I know who you are. Long time! That was a great year except for that WOW Rover dude... Wayne?? somedody. He was insane... I mean really, I think he got divorced after that year and became a raging alchoholic and may have been istitutionalized.
He is the same one who tried to heal RC (one of the WOWS who was blind) in front of the whole branch. Made him stand up... with loud voice commanded that his eyes be healed..... it didn't work. I helped R find his way back to his seat. It was real embarrasing.
Anyway.. nice to talk to you. Email me and send a pic if you have it. Now back to you, 9th Corps. Did any of you go the The Way Texas Farm or Helgevold's? Did any of you ever sneak off grounds and go out partying like some of us did?
I spent a year at that farm. I always enjoyed all of the inresidence corps coming down but it was a sad time when they left. It was my apprentice corps years. Believe me, I got so sick and tired of being told that it was my preparation for the Way Corps. Somehow, free room and board and fifty dollars a week and working twelve to fifteen hour days including weekends made me many times rethink what I was getting into. But when the next batch of Corps were sent down it made it all worth while.
So you worked at the Texas farm? No wonder you know so much about about teats.Too bad Rev. Tuttle didn't work there also. Maybe he wouldn't have tried to squeeze gism out of a bull.I spent my apprentice year trying to squeeze tuition from all the broke-a$$ believers in my area.....and sinning as much as I could before entering the monastery.
Yes, I may be guilty of milking the bull, but I learned that once you milk bull, you have friend for life.
Are you a neurosurgeon yet, familiar with office equipment operation??? "....** on it!!! Get the HELL** outta here!!!"
You and I had the most christian and loving greeting in the 9th corps. "How the f*** are ya, G**Dam***???" It always inspired me to be my highest for his best...
Tuttle, I'm glad Dr.didn't mention your name in the Adv. class when he referred to that fella whose every other word was Jesus Christ this, gahdam this,sunuvabitch that.I remember you always said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Me, I prefer frontal nudity to a noodle in front of me."There are meeelions of people who believe there is no such providence.But you are not among them.Gawwwd bless,and may your tribe increase."
Take a Bible break from this thread and visit the birthday and anniversary thread... besides October 3rd being the 60th anniversary of the Way (you don't need to celebrate -- let the 100 members of the Way do that...) you can wish one of your 9th Corps buddies, Jeff Mackay (macmarine) a happy birthday ... he doesn't have time these days to visit these forums, but I put his e-mail address there (he doesn't know, but won't mind) ... and would love to hear from you. If you want to give him a really nice birthday present, he seems to be in need of yet another hot tub cover since the black Lab puppy his wife rescued from certain death last December 1 seems to have chewed the SECOND one in tiny little pieces. Seems those covers are quite to Nicky's taste... but anyway, I'm sure Jeff would love to hear from any of you ... especially those of you who are behind on reporting your aerobic points ... 20 years behind???
Happy 48th B-day, Macmarine...from your sledgehammerin' buddy at camp Gunnison. Toadfriend, what do you mean he doesn't have time to visit these forums. Doesn't he know that pure religion and undefiled before God is to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction?Is he becoming an intellectual,robust sinner? C'mon Mac, you're corps dammit. Get with the program.
Yes , my dear belowgripper, we indeed ARE cool. And we have mastered the art of mammary pigs.
Ed and Lin harden not your heart, as in the day of provocation, and be not Keith krase, man. Carol sell out to the one true God, for we are but made of Betty clay. As far as east is from Frannie west, so far hath He removed our transgressions from us. As Romans tells us, we all sin, and fall Coleen short of the glory of God.
Man, do I feel like preachin'!!!!! There ain't no Shelly barrier to keep me from speaking that word John & Cece daily!!!
Rick ely, Rick ely, why hast thou forsaken me...
Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. When you are Teresa done with messin' around with the cares of this world, try returning to this post
which is able to make whole your soul, and remember to Glenn orth-o-tomounta the word of truth when posting, lest thou also Tricia Byrn in hades ...
I don't give a ratzass what they're arguing about on these other threads,The Dead Are Alive! And Fellowshipper and TomTuttle are living proof.I thought you both went to your Tim graves and were Ruth rotting in hell.So where the hell you guys been? Were you slain in the spirit? (Psssst,Fall over,fall over.)The God,Satan,is causing you to do that.If the true God ever slew you,well,one,you'd never get up,that's for sure. And second, He'd have to break all the laws of the universe because the Word says He had His kings like David and Saul do his slaying for Him. Be that as it may,perhaps we need to reach into Daddy's cookie jar and anoint a spiritual 9th corps coordinator.Someone with the tongue of Eddie Lemos,the boldness of Lennie Hopkins,and the scriptual keenness of Ken "Cookie" Burns.We are as sheep that have gone awry.We need someone to help us make better use of our self-structure time.Rev. George Hendley would you bring forth a word of prophesy?
I reached up into daddys cookie jar and was only left the crumbs. That is were you augment,enhance and enrich. Tuttle wasn' t full of the spirit but when I saw him walk out of the bar strutting his stuff he said he could woop any man alive. He had a different kind of spirit.
In defense of macmarine ... he has a fishing and boating spirit these days and cannot attend to his forum duties ... no desire to be delivered from the spirit of the river troll(er)... you know, Mac has been busy at home with job, husband, and daddy duties (as well as adding up all the aerobic points that have been faxed to him recently, all overdue by decades at this point) ... he is compiling a list of offenders who will be called on to meet him in the Sunlight Room after breakfast tomorrow... better start jogging, boys and girls ... the eyes of Mac are upon you.
I think we're getting stale and need some new fruit.We need to go on a "each one win one" campaign.Maybe we can all meet at the mall or the bowling alley and pass out green cards.Anybody want to sign up for Lightbearers?That's right Fellowspitter,they call alcoholic beverages that make people all wobbly and shakey "spirits".How devilish can a world get? I think Tuttle needs to lay off the Chixxwithdixx web sites and develop more meaning in his life.Let's get with the program, you grunts,for we are fellow labourers with Him.Enhance and augment those witnessing and undershepherding skills.Isn't that why you volunteered for the corps?
Simon, the purpose for joining the Corps was for the bookstore discount. But you can combine your wow bookstore with it. I tried that that is imadmissable.
Your name, to me, is a tongue of men or of angels (or is that angles??). "For he that will see good days and love life, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile."
Simon, I am STILL living my life by the guidance given by the Giver, Geo Hendley, when he spake those words of prophecy. I went and did thou likewise ...
Smellostripper, thou art weighed in the balances and art found wanting WOW burgers.
We as the 9th corps have been commissioned to go lightbearers over Ho Ho Relo this year. We will all be going to Maui to take the verd of the viewville to those aborigines of the volcanos.
Tuttle,is that a quote from the book of Macchebees? Yana G. in every in-res corps there's a devil spirit waiting to get out.We made friends with ours. Fellowslicker is full of crap.He never spent ten cents in the bookstore.I think his only Bible was a Gideon's.After a months supply of Folgers and Pall Malls,who had money left for lexicons and interlinears? Tuttle can we get to Maui by hitch-hiking? Some of my sponsors have copped out and I need to believe for a ride to Ho-ho relo.Maybe I,ll jump on the Fellowship......
What the h*** is this??? Howz can you "jump on the fellowship" ?
If it's anything like what you did to all those beauteeful way women in those days, when you were moving ahead with the things as you thought they were the things of God, then I also volunteer to 'jump on the fellowship', boomsquick !!!
Simon, do you have specific knowledge from above about why our brother Randy Ginn is STILL overlording, err, that is, overseeing, the flock of the way?
The snack shop will be open immediately after corps night tonite. Bring ye all the tithes into mine storehouse, and prove me now herewith ...
I can't believe it. That's news to me. Atho I do remember in-residence when Randy's mother came to visit and sat thru Christian F. & sex with him.It was right when the good Dr. was showing all those filthy,pornographic pictures of people in lewd sex acts.I don't think mom was too impressed with all the Biblical research Randy was doing.I don't remember if she stuck around for the part where Dr. advised us on whacking off.Poor Randy.I'm just glad she wasn't there when Fellowpipper was sharing his heart about teats.
I am sure our fodder in the vierville taught her some new things 'bout them biblical birds & bees (biblically speaking) ...
I do not remember pillowswiper ever teaching on the ten teats to tremendous teaching. He, being a good ole okie boy, I am sure, would know the intricacies of teats and their importance to the nurturing of babes in the word. How great thou art ...
Simon, how'd you like to get more blessed than you already are??? I need an assistant shadower whilst I teach the local twigs here on the present truth blessings for women who 'support' their leadership.
I do not readily recall the cfand sex class you guys are mentioning. Did I miss out on something? I do recall our last year when we had a meeting over the lunch room and vp showed a flick on two girls trying to get ole shep on them and had more sense on them. I scratched my head during the whole thing wondering what is the profit of this,ole shep aint my cup ot tea. When is uncle harry day. I need to depart with some stuff and maybe run it down to Acts fifth Avenue.
Hey Tuttle,wouldn't it be sumthin' if our job was to pass out loofa sponges in the woman's shower.Geez,Fellowsniffer,couldn't you keep your eyes off Adrienne W. long enough to pay attention to those fukkfilms Dr.showed us in C,
to not remember key moments of our austute history in residence. Maybe you were perusing the bookstore so as to get some use out of your corps discount. Did you REALLY have a Gideon's?? That's my Dotsie!!! Always looking for a bargain.
Where is Rocky Raccoon??
I believe Russell Senior has something he wants to lift.
Simon, were you there when Mrs. W said to our own frankie manasseri "Frank, you're too fat!!' ????
And to see him so emaciated and scrawny before going in res. After 3 months of gorp, trail mix, fig pep and cheese wedges, he blossomed jeff
nicely.
Well, just a short one to keep the 9th at the top, and to keep our tread sharon slater clean ...
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John, I've been meaning to say hey.Thanx for the pics.Remember Erie,Pa. '74-75? All the big classes and WOW meetings were held at our house.I fondly recollect this redneck corps guy from HQ screaming at me in front of all 28 WOWS something about people in the corps dying 'cuz people like me didn't think it was important to wear my nametag to a meeting. I think that inspired me to go in the corps. 'course,I never did forget my nametag again.I guess love never faileth.
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Hi, now I think I know who you are. Long time! That was a great year except for that WOW Rover dude... Wayne?? somedody. He was insane... I mean really, I think he got divorced after that year and became a raging alchoholic and may have been istitutionalized.
He is the same one who tried to heal RC (one of the WOWS who was blind) in front of the whole branch. Made him stand up... with loud voice commanded that his eyes be healed..... it didn't work. I helped R find his way back to his seat. It was real embarrasing.
Anyway.. nice to talk to you. Email me and send a pic if you have it. Now back to you, 9th Corps. Did any of you go the The Way Texas Farm or Helgevold's? Did any of you ever sneak off grounds and go out partying like some of us did?
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I spent a year at that farm. I always enjoyed all of the inresidence corps coming down but it was a sad time when they left. It was my apprentice corps years. Believe me, I got so sick and tired of being told that it was my preparation for the Way Corps. Somehow, free room and board and fifty dollars a week and working twelve to fifteen hour days including weekends made me many times rethink what I was getting into. But when the next batch of Corps were sent down it made it all worth while.
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So you worked at the Texas farm? No wonder you know so much about about teats.Too bad Rev. Tuttle didn't work there also. Maybe he wouldn't have tried to squeeze gism out of a bull.I spent my apprentice year trying to squeeze tuition from all the broke-a$$ believers in my area.....and sinning as much as I could before entering the monastery.
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Yes, I may be guilty of milking the bull, but I learned that once you milk bull, you have friend for life.
Are you a neurosurgeon yet, familiar with office equipment operation??? "....** on it!!! Get the HELL** outta here!!!"
You and I had the most christian and loving greeting in the 9th corps. "How the f*** are ya, G**Dam***???" It always inspired me to be my highest for his best...
Michael Just what???
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Tuttle, I'm glad Dr.didn't mention your name in the Adv. class when he referred to that fella whose every other word was Jesus Christ this, gahdam this,sunuvabitch that.I remember you always said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Me, I prefer frontal nudity to a noodle in front of me."There are meeelions of people who believe there is no such providence.But you are not among them.Gawwwd bless,and may your tribe increase."
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Take a Bible break from this thread and visit the birthday and anniversary thread... besides October 3rd being the 60th anniversary of the Way (you don't need to celebrate -- let the 100 members of the Way do that...) you can wish one of your 9th Corps buddies, Jeff Mackay (macmarine) a happy birthday ... he doesn't have time these days to visit these forums, but I put his e-mail address there (he doesn't know, but won't mind) ... and would love to hear from you. If you want to give him a really nice birthday present, he seems to be in need of yet another hot tub cover since the black Lab puppy his wife rescued from certain death last December 1 seems to have chewed the SECOND one in tiny little pieces. Seems those covers are quite to Nicky's taste... but anyway, I'm sure Jeff would love to hear from any of you ... especially those of you who are behind on reporting your aerobic points ... 20 years behind???
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Happy 48th B-day, Macmarine...from your sledgehammerin' buddy at camp Gunnison. Toadfriend, what do you mean he doesn't have time to visit these forums. Doesn't he know that pure religion and undefiled before God is to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction?Is he becoming an intellectual,robust sinner? C'mon Mac, you're corps dammit. Get with the program.
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where did all the cool people go
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Yes , my dear belowgripper, we indeed ARE cool. And we have mastered the art of mammary pigs.
Ed and Lin harden not your heart, as in the day of provocation, and be not Keith krase, man. Carol sell out to the one true God, for we are but made of Betty clay. As far as east is from Frannie west, so far hath He removed our transgressions from us. As Romans tells us, we all sin, and fall Coleen short of the glory of God.
Man, do I feel like preachin'!!!!! There ain't no Shelly barrier to keep me from speaking that word John & Cece daily!!!
Rick ely, Rick ely, why hast thou forsaken me...
Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. When you are Teresa done with messin' around with the cares of this world, try returning to this post
which is able to make whole your soul, and remember to Glenn orth-o-tomounta the word of truth when posting, lest thou also Tricia Byrn in hades ...
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I don't give a ratzass what they're arguing about on these other threads,The Dead Are Alive! And Fellowshipper and TomTuttle are living proof.I thought you both went to your Tim graves and were Ruth rotting in hell.So where the hell you guys been? Were you slain in the spirit? (Psssst,Fall over,fall over.)The God,Satan,is causing you to do that.If the true God ever slew you,well,one,you'd never get up,that's for sure. And second, He'd have to break all the laws of the universe because the Word says He had His kings like David and Saul do his slaying for Him. Be that as it may,perhaps we need to reach into Daddy's cookie jar and anoint a spiritual 9th corps coordinator.Someone with the tongue of Eddie Lemos,the boldness of Lennie Hopkins,and the scriptual keenness of Ken "Cookie" Burns.We are as sheep that have gone awry.We need someone to help us make better use of our self-structure time.Rev. George Hendley would you bring forth a word of prophesy?
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I reached up into daddys cookie jar and was only left the crumbs. That is were you augment,enhance and enrich. Tuttle wasn' t full of the spirit but when I saw him walk out of the bar strutting his stuff he said he could woop any man alive. He had a different kind of spirit.
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In defense of macmarine ... he has a fishing and boating spirit these days and cannot attend to his forum duties ... no desire to be delivered from the spirit of the river troll(er)... you know, Mac has been busy at home with job, husband, and daddy duties (as well as adding up all the aerobic points that have been faxed to him recently, all overdue by decades at this point) ... he is compiling a list of offenders who will be called on to meet him in the Sunlight Room after breakfast tomorrow... better start jogging, boys and girls ... the eyes of Mac are upon you.
Back to your regularly scheduled program ...
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I think we're getting stale and need some new fruit.We need to go on a "each one win one" campaign.Maybe we can all meet at the mall or the bowling alley and pass out green cards.Anybody want to sign up for Lightbearers?That's right Fellowspitter,they call alcoholic beverages that make people all wobbly and shakey "spirits".How devilish can a world get? I think Tuttle needs to lay off the Chixxwithdixx web sites and develop more meaning in his life.Let's get with the program, you grunts,for we are fellow labourers with Him.Enhance and augment those witnessing and undershepherding skills.Isn't that why you volunteered for the corps?
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Simon, the purpose for joining the Corps was for the bookstore discount. But you can combine your wow bookstore with it. I tried that that is imadmissable.
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Man, it's a gas just reading this thread.
By the time I went in the Korps we were in the double digits and the atmosphere was very tight sphinctered.
If there had been cats like you in my Korps I would have tried to get back for my last year.
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Your name, to me, is a tongue of men or of angels (or is that angles??). "For he that will see good days and love life, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile."
Simon, I am STILL living my life by the guidance given by the Giver, Geo Hendley, when he spake those words of prophecy. I went and did thou likewise ...
Smellostripper, thou art weighed in the balances and art found wanting WOW burgers.
We as the 9th corps have been commissioned to go lightbearers over Ho Ho Relo this year. We will all be going to Maui to take the verd of the viewville to those aborigines of the volcanos.
I get the cushman ...
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Tuttle,is that a quote from the book of Macchebees? Yana G. in every in-res corps there's a devil spirit waiting to get out.We made friends with ours. Fellowslicker is full of crap.He never spent ten cents in the bookstore.I think his only Bible was a Gideon's.After a months supply of Folgers and Pall Malls,who had money left for lexicons and interlinears? Tuttle can we get to Maui by hitch-hiking? Some of my sponsors have copped out and I need to believe for a ride to Ho-ho relo.Maybe I,ll jump on the Fellowship......
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What the h*** is this??? Howz can you "jump on the fellowship" ?
If it's anything like what you did to all those beauteeful way women in those days, when you were moving ahead with the things as you thought they were the things of God, then I also volunteer to 'jump on the fellowship', boomsquick !!!
Simon, do you have specific knowledge from above about why our brother Randy Ginn is STILL overlording, err, that is, overseeing, the flock of the way?
The snack shop will be open immediately after corps night tonite. Bring ye all the tithes into mine storehouse, and prove me now herewith ...
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I can't believe it. That's news to me. Atho I do remember in-residence when Randy's mother came to visit and sat thru Christian F. & sex with him.It was right when the good Dr. was showing all those filthy,pornographic pictures of people in lewd sex acts.I don't think mom was too impressed with all the Biblical research Randy was doing.I don't remember if she stuck around for the part where Dr. advised us on whacking off.Poor Randy.I'm just glad she wasn't there when Fellowpipper was sharing his heart about teats.
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I am sure our fodder in the vierville taught her some new things 'bout them biblical birds & bees (biblically speaking) ...
I do not remember pillowswiper ever teaching on the ten teats to tremendous teaching. He, being a good ole okie boy, I am sure, would know the intricacies of teats and their importance to the nurturing of babes in the word. How great thou art ...
Simon, how'd you like to get more blessed than you already are??? I need an assistant shadower whilst I teach the local twigs here on the present truth blessings for women who 'support' their leadership.
Remember: The word of Will is the Word of Will
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I do not readily recall the cfand sex class you guys are mentioning. Did I miss out on something? I do recall our last year when we had a meeting over the lunch room and vp showed a flick on two girls trying to get ole shep on them and had more sense on them. I scratched my head during the whole thing wondering what is the profit of this,ole shep aint my cup ot tea. When is uncle harry day. I need to depart with some stuff and maybe run it down to Acts fifth Avenue.
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Hey Tuttle,wouldn't it be sumthin' if our job was to pass out loofa sponges in the woman's shower.Geez,Fellowsniffer,couldn't you keep your eyes off Adrienne W. long enough to pay attention to those fukkfilms Dr.showed us in C,
.F. and S.?
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Are you SURE you were in the 9th corps?? You seem
to not remember key moments of our austute history in residence. Maybe you were perusing the bookstore so as to get some use out of your corps discount. Did you REALLY have a Gideon's?? That's my Dotsie!!! Always looking for a bargain.
Where is Rocky Raccoon??
I believe Russell Senior has something he wants to lift.
Simon, were you there when Mrs. W said to our own frankie manasseri "Frank, you're too fat!!' ????
And to see him so emaciated and scrawny before going in res. After 3 months of gorp, trail mix, fig pep and cheese wedges, he blossomed jeff
nicely.
Well, just a short one to keep the 9th at the top, and to keep our tread sharon slater clean ...
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