9th Corps

[simonzelotes]

No need to get out your pens,notebooks and Bibles.....I just wanted to start page 20 of this thread.....

[simonzelotes]

Which reminds me,...We are quickly nearing the

1000th post on this thread....I wonder who the lucky poster will be?

I think we should get some kind of commemorative gift from Greasespot for reaching a thousand......Like maybe a Gs wine goblet.....or perhaps a picture of the Gs trustees so we could idoli-....er,pray for them....

Boy,the trouble with starting a new page is I totally forgot what we were talking about on the last page....

[tomtuttle]

Great renewed mind effort, Simon. We were dealing the workman and the word ...

Maybe if you had been listening to our fodder in the Vierville, how he said that nothing profitable gets accomplished after midnight, you phronema would be a bit tighter. But it has happened unto you according to the true proverb, "He goeth after her staightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter ..."

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[simonzelotes]

Tommy,here in the land overflowing with milk and fig pap,it is not given to know the times or the seasons,and we are not drunken as ye suppose,seeing it is but the third hour after midnight..."As the door turneth upon it's hinge,so doth the slothful upon his bed"....

[excathedra]

the slothful hideth his hand in his bosom, it grieveth him to bring it again to his mouth

[simonzelotes]

Bread of deceit is sweet unto the scornful,but afterward his mouth shall be filled with gravel.....

[ohbehave]

Surely the churning of milk bringeth forth butter, and the wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood ...

[simonzelotes]

As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout,so doth a.....uh....umm,oh,shoot,I can't remember the rest of that Godly verse....

[excathedra]

As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion ;)-->

[tomtuttle]

Now I lay me down to sleep ... oh, that's not the right one. How about the verse that had dangtim wood in it???

And doesn't the bible say something about cocks crowing???

[excathedra]

are we playing bizzare bible verses ?

He that is wounded in the stones or hath his privy member cut off shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord

[simonzelotes]

I guess it would be better to go to church half-cocked....

[Rocky]

Simon, didn't your mother ever tell you not to date girls named Lorena?

Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus) wept!

[This message was edited by Rocky on May 10, 2003 at 2:46.]

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[simonzelotes]

Rocky,wasn't Lorena merely appropriating the exhortations of St. Paul,who exclaimed "I would that even they were cut off who troubleth you."?

[tomtuttle]

No, no, a thousand times no!!!

Lorena was as the woman of Endor, cutting off the privy member for idolation and worship, from whence now have the 1st church of the halfcockites.

Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth ...

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[simonzelotes]

Don't mind Rev. Tuttle.........Him feeling little cocky this morning.....

[excathedra]

does him feel little cocky with both hands ?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

i love retemories

[notinKansasanymore]

Happy Mother's Day, everyone!

This morning, my children sang:

"I'll give you a daisy, a daisy

I'll give you a daisy a day.

I'll love you until the rivers run still

And the four winds we know blow away."

Then, they recited:

"In all the world, there is no other

Can take the place of my dear Mother."

Then, they gave me a pretend daisy, made from one of their coloring markers with a hair pretty wound around the top of it.

It was perfect.

By the way, after I took two inches off of the sleeves,and four off of the trouser legs, the seventeen-year-old looked like a million bucks in my husband's old tux. There he went, with a new haircut, a white rose corsage, and all of our mixed emotions.

This afternoon, my husband is sending our neighbor and me off to see Willie Nelson for Mother's Day. That might sound strange, but I've been wanting to see Willie ever since I missed him in Luchenbach, back in '75, because TWI leadership wouldn't let me leave the summer outreach field to drive a couple of hours to see the concert. To say the least, my better half is not "into" country music.

Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain, here I come.

Again, Happy Mother's Day, everybody!

[excathedra]

thank you sweettoto

maybe i didn't love you quite as often as i could have....

[excathedra]

sigh....

hope y'all are doin okay

love, me

[Rocky]

Just can't wait to get on the road again...(but not to Ohio)

[This message was edited by Rocky on May 12, 2003 at 20:58.]

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[notinKansasanymore]

Exie:

But you were always on my mind . . .

You were always on my mind.

Waited 28 years for that one. "Ain't it funny how time slips away?"

In 28 years, what have I gained? For one thing, buddies with connections, who put me on the backstage list, without my ever asking. For another thing, the peacefulness and satisfaction that I didn't need to go backstage to feel like I'd had a nice time at the concert. It was a beautiful evening.

[Rocky]

The life I love is making music with my friends...

[excathedra]

thank you dear no-toto (remember ann noto?)

and thank you therock for asking about my sigh

it's nice to be cared about

[notinKansasanymore]

((((Exie:)-->))))

I caribou you, too.