Aaaahh, thank you; Happy Monday to you, too, Excie!
I have been absent from this esteemed company for two days because the plumbers who were digging my new sewer line accidentally severed my esteemed telephone wire.
They were very nice about it, however, and are bedding in my line with a truckload of sand, for which they are not charging me.
It's kind of cool; there's a ten-foot deep ditch, two and a half feet wide, and 140 feet long, all the way from my back door to the alley.
The yard cats are confused. The possums, skunks, and raccoons have so far avoided it. The blue jays play with it; down to the bottom, up to the top; etc., etc., etc. It's almost as if they are hoping that one of the yard cats will try to catch them in there, and get stuck.
The Ditch should be filled in sometime tomorrow, after the city inspection.
The nice part is that it's right in front of my kitchen window, and the kids got to sit on the kitchen counter and watch it being done, all day Saturday.
The plumbers did not charge overtime for Saturday work, either.
Soooo, that's what's happening notinKansas these days.
Tommy, if it was only 2-1/2 feet deep, like any normal self-respecting sewer ditch, I'd be out there playing it with them! But ten feet is just too dangerous. Already, a small section of the side has started to tumble into the ditch;let us just say that MamaKansasNoMore is being extra watchful these days.
So, on a happy note: my little girl turned to me just at dusk today, and said: "Mamma, which one is the second star to the right?"
You know, I've been looking for that one for awhile, myself. I keep some old Fairy Dust on hand, just in case I ever figure it out.
Wow....Bullwinkel's bud and I just got done watching Randy Johnson's perfect game for the d-backs....(((((baseball season)))))....Oh,yeah,and (((((you guys)))))
Simonion, you are so loving these days. Far cry from the cursing, sonofabitchin, salty sailor of old. MOVE IT!!!!!! Hey, I got lovingly reproved by TJ and LCM for saying that to a younger corps guy.
Tuttle,you're really causing me,your brother in Christ to have a stumbling block in my walk with the Lord,with your blowing it on spiritual protocal by speaking negatively upstairs of our Father-in-the-Word....You should confess a maximum of three positives for every three negatives,thrice,or something like that...Yeah,I've heard that before,"that's just Victor Paul", or "that's just simonzelotes"....You just quit your yakkin'! Holy men of God spake as they were MOVED by what?...That's right,Rufus Mosley,bless his soul...
Wow!!! How did that happen...By the time I entered my post it was gone....Is that like an instant miracle?....I literally spoke it into being...What believing I have...Now I know what God feels like...
LCM: "Is that your head, or is your neck blowing bubbles?"
Simon, only babes stumble in their walk because of my liberty in Christ. You are in need of milk, not strong meat. I would they were cut off which trouble you.
I think that Rev. 2Ts is correct about brother Simon being a plumber. Why just look at the butt crack he displayed so openly in his Self Portrait on the Pics pages. Now that's plumber material!
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Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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(((((((((((((((awwww,excie....
Will you pray for my right arm?But I do not believe in your Jesus.....
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
....simon)))))))))) has been healed in the name of heiki pekkarinnen nen nen nen
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(((((((((Thanks,Excie>>>>>>>>>....
Oh,well,at least you removed the cause....Right on,Heiki....
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When in the course of human events it becomes necessary... to bring our thread to it's rightful place at the top...
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excathedra
whew i feel better now
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happy monday my friends
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Aaaahh, thank you; Happy Monday to you, too, Excie!
I have been absent from this esteemed company for two days because the plumbers who were digging my new sewer line accidentally severed my esteemed telephone wire.
They were very nice about it, however, and are bedding in my line with a truckload of sand, for which they are not charging me.
It's kind of cool; there's a ten-foot deep ditch, two and a half feet wide, and 140 feet long, all the way from my back door to the alley.
The yard cats are confused. The possums, skunks, and raccoons have so far avoided it. The blue jays play with it; down to the bottom, up to the top; etc., etc., etc. It's almost as if they are hoping that one of the yard cats will try to catch them in there, and get stuck.
The Ditch should be filled in sometime tomorrow, after the city inspection.
The nice part is that it's right in front of my kitchen window, and the kids got to sit on the kitchen counter and watch it being done, all day Saturday.
The plumbers did not charge overtime for Saturday work, either.
Soooo, that's what's happening notinKansas these days.
What's up with you folks?
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Tom Strange
wow niKa! a new sewar line! (if I was one of the kids, I'd be out there playing "Army" in it)
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Tommy, if it was only 2-1/2 feet deep, like any normal self-respecting sewer ditch, I'd be out there playing it with them! But ten feet is just too dangerous. Already, a small section of the side has started to tumble into the ditch;let us just say that MamaKansasNoMore is being extra watchful these days.
So, on a happy note: my little girl turned to me just at dusk today, and said: "Mamma, which one is the second star to the right?"
You know, I've been looking for that one for awhile, myself. I keep some old Fairy Dust on hand, just in case I ever figure it out.
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gotta keep it handy young lady... gotta keep it handy... you never know when you're gonna need it! (if you ever need any, let me know)
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Thought you guys might want to know that friend of Bullwinkle's got a letter published in the paper here
gee... I never got published... I only tried once, but gee... way to go dude! (you forgot to work in 'TWI sucks' though!)
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Wow....Bullwinkel's bud and I just got done watching Randy Johnson's perfect game for the d-backs....(((((baseball season)))))....Oh,yeah,and (((((you guys)))))
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so I heard sim one... so I heard... last pitch a 98 mph strike!...
niKa! why haven't they filled it in yet? (I'd still get in it! I'd get in trouble, but I'd go in!)
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Simonion, you are so loving these days. Far cry from the cursing, sonofabitchin, salty sailor of old. MOVE IT!!!!!! Hey, I got lovingly reproved by TJ and LCM for saying that to a younger corps guy.
I miss the old Simon.
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Tuttle,you're really causing me,your brother in Christ to have a stumbling block in my walk with the Lord,with your blowing it on spiritual protocal by speaking negatively upstairs of our Father-in-the-Word....You should confess a maximum of three positives for every three negatives,thrice,or something like that...Yeah,I've heard that before,"that's just Victor Paul", or "that's just simonzelotes"....You just quit your yakkin'! Holy men of God spake as they were MOVED by what?...That's right,Rufus Mosley,bless his soul...
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honeys i wanna say sumpthin
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hey rockstar cool
look at you quoting scriptcha and greek words like plethora
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Would you get rid of that ridiculous bobble-head under your name?
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Wow!!! How did that happen...By the time I entered my post it was gone....Is that like an instant miracle?....I literally spoke it into being...What believing I have...Now I know what God feels like...
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LCM: "Is that your head, or is your neck blowing bubbles?"
Simon, only babes stumble in their walk because of my liberty in Christ. You are in need of milk, not strong meat. I would they were cut off which trouble you.
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... whose god is their belly, whose end is construction ...
Simon, weren't you in Way Plumbers??
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simonzelotes
Tuttle,you're a sincere man,....but you know,....it's just no guarantee for truth...
"Don't go running from the shelter
of a plumber's little helper"
I'd rather have a godly belly than a plumber's butt
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You outta be taken out behind the woodshed and flogged thusly.
Hey, I was trying to remember what type of car that was that you had, that little brown sumpthin out there in Azerona. What was it ???
Frank, you're too fat ...
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Let me be very phat with you,Frank...You may already be a weiner!
It was a '77 Honda CVCC wagon...I loved it 'cuz I could roll all four windows down from the driver's seat...
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I think that Rev. 2Ts is correct about brother Simon being a plumber. Why just look at the butt crack he displayed so openly in his Self Portrait on the Pics pages. Now that's plumber material!
Carry on....
J.
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