9th Corps

[tomtuttle]

That's what I like about this tread. That WHOSOEVER, and class, when the bible says "whosoever", it means "WHOSOEVER", that WHOSOEVER will, may come.

Where is Glenn Orthos??

[excathedra]

good morning lord good morning lord what can i do for you today ?

where is grant upchurch ?

[excathedra]

jane muhaha ?

[excathedra]

[jardinero]

***********INTERLOPER ALERT*******************

Ugh! Gag, Ex!

Carry on...

J. ;)-->

[simonzelotes]

"I wish I were the dog I know to be"

Tic

[Tom Strange]

oh yeah... I remember that... the big harley with the nice sidecar for Mrs. W that veepee put Tick in...

...and what the he11 is that on the trailer? the ark of the covenant???

[excathedra]

but simonion you are ;)--> ;)--> ;)--> ;)--> ;)--> ;)--> ;)--> (7 spiritually perfect winks)

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rev.strange, ark of the covenant ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha

[fellowshipper]

Niki thanks for the poem it blessed me, "I likee". I hope to come down next month with Julia I will be in OKC first weekend of June to meet you guys if your schedule allows it.

Ex, it so disgusts me to see a picture of a motorcycle I spent my ABS on trying to live on my Corps budget, that I could never have but the picture of Tic tells me it was all worth it. (Rich kid dog anyway).What ever happened to Tic Jr. But was this appropiate for this Venue to remind us of our past. Hey, you are righteous now. No Pressure! I love the old pics.

[notinKansasanymore]

Hey, ya'll.

If I forgot anyone, please let me know.

There once was a Tommy named Tuttle

Skilled in the art of the cuddle

When our Tommy's in town,

Famous is his renown:

The lucky one is Mrs. Tuttle!

There once was a Zealot called Simon

Which is pretty darn hard to be rhymin'.

With his muscled tattoos

And his truck for a cruise,

In the rough, we've found a diamond.

There once was a Tommy so Strange

That his fame spread all over the range

in Texas, my Texas,

(that's out where the West is)

His legend will always remain.

(okay,that's weak, but have YOU ever tried to rhyme "Strange"?)

There once was a lady named Exie

And everyone thought she was Sexy.

She was the belle of Greasespottie

Because she was so Hottie

We read it in the original dialectsie.

[simonzelotes]

Awwwww....how nice,

There once was a girl named Nika

Who was certainly no spurchal hitch hikah

She loved to dance

When she got the chance

On a table covered with formica

[simonzelotes]

Hey,hows come I gots to go thru the back door to get on the 9th corpse tread?....When I click on corps the 9th corps doesn't appear....Have the powers that be had it with this thread?

[Tom Strange]

yeah... me too! methinks the adversary is trying to cancel fellowship tonight!

There once was a girl not in Kansas,

And she loved to do all the dances,

She'd jump up and down,

And twirl all around,

Like her pants was filled with Antses!

(not as good as Simontheloaded's, but it's the thought that counts)

and thank you for your kind words sister niKa...

[Tom Strange]

oh... it's fixed now...

There once was a girl from New Jersey,

Her heart filled with much love and mercy,

She'd wave her hand in the air,

Speaking from an elaborate chair,

Then stand up and give you a curtsie.

[Tom Strange]

There once was a reverend named Tuttle,

His orations sometimes do befuddle,

But when you hear his prophecies,

It'll make you weak in the knees,

Why you might cry a whole puddle.

[Tom Strange]

There once was a friend of Bullwinkle,

But he left to go take a tinkle,

He's been gone so long now,

He's pee'd more than a cow,

Not forgotten but back in a twinkle.

[Tom Strange]

Fellowshipper fell in love with an Aussie,

He liked it that she was not bossy,

Now he's making elaborate plans,

We'll tie his bumper to tin cans,

We want pics please- matte not glossy.

(still working on sim one)

[Tom Strange]

Simon was a man so zealous,

loved by all the girls and the fellas,

At the WOW burger tent,

He gave one hundred percent,

Drank beer and was full of the mellows.

[karmicdebt]

They minister to meek and poor

They will never show you the door

Though the 9th is quite exclusive

They’ll always be inclusive

and yet know when the corps was the corps...

Sorry, I know I'm not worthy...wanted to pay homage......bowing my way out now, oh great ones!

[Tom Strange]

aw karmic one... :)-->

[notinKansasanymore]

Wow, you guys are tons better than me. As requested, I was trying to make people sound like they could operate the manifestation of kissing in tongues, but you know, the rhymes just don't work that way. They just build up and up, and sooner or later, flow over the top, and roll out to freedom.

Karmic - you're cool. I still haven't made it back to Arizona, but have high hopes.

There once was a Tucket named Paw

I hold him in some certain Awe.

'Cause he started a site

Now we're up all the night

He's one of the best that I've saw.

(I can say "saw" if I want to; so there.) :P-->

[simonzelotes]

There once was a cult called "The Way"

You can read about it here at the cafe

The founder feigned teaching God's pearls

While boinking the young girls

Then rode his Harley away

[tomtuttle]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some jokes rhyme

But this one doesn't.

[Tom Strange]

tonight I was planning a trip

with refreshments that you all could sip

but when I came around

there was no one to be found

I guess they've moved fellowship

[notinKansasanymore]

Poor Tommy!

You are always offering delectable refreshments, and we are never here to partake (not take part) in them!

Oh, we love you, love you, love you

And we'll sing it once again,

Oh, we love you, love you, love you

Comes back the glad refrain

From the mountains to the prairies,

To the islands of the sea,

You can hear the whole world singing

Our joyous melody.

Mmmmmwwwwaaaaahhhhh!

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