If the guy did call for a light, and end up with dumanis energamata (ohlord, that was funny!) then you'd likely end up with some soot.
Now, if you did all of the things mentioned in this thread, and if you did them while wearing a certain fashionable mens' garment from the early part of the last century, and exited the elevator immediately afterward (with or without warning the people just about to get on; that part would be up to you), what you might end up with would be a . . .
By way of explanation, I was away for such a clump (is that a good word, "clump"??) of time because I was experimenting with Jethro Kloss's high enema exercizes simultaneously with the colon cleanse I got from Grace Bliss so maany, maany years ago.
Forgive me this wrong.
Sexie, wilt thou at this time restore unto us at least some of our corps tuition?? I need the $ for investment purposes, as a good seed steward of the manifold grace of God.
Wherefore hast thou smitten me these three times?....
Am I not thine a$$?....
It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
What would you say a prick in the flesh is,or a thorn in the side is? Who beats people,people?...It would have to be something like you or I would call a black snake....And we'll find out in our next session that's exactly what it is.......
You are PETROS - a small rock or pebble, blown about with every wind of doctrine.
I am PETRA - a solid, large rock, and upon THIS rock will I build my Dan church.
And as for those whips, With little pieces of me-tal or bone, why, I wanna tell you, once was I shipwrecked with a fair maiden. And you wanna call me a SEX PERVERT??? I want to read that line by line and word by word before I lay you at the feet of the apostle Simon ...
....And of course,we can always find a verse of scripture,you know,where it says "sir,if you don't mind we'd gladly pluck out our eyeballs and give 'em to you"....
But the classic one,was when we-,my family and I were in Canada one Sunday morning....
Simon is that the one where his son had more sense than V.P. by not wanting to hear what was said by the preacher. " I can't take this anymore". "LA SHANTA"
niKa... it's... heck, I don't know... geometry was so long ago... we're getting flooded down here... lots of spectacular lightening and thunder... no tornado problems though (around my house).... how's things up your way? slipper?... stay dry and safe, keep the cellar stocked!
This morning, we had the '89er Day Parade; my little one rode on her nursery school float.
Lots of hometown folks, with probably as many in the parade as were watching. Great fun.
Yesterday was the 115th anniversary of the Oklahoma Land Run, when this particular town was settled in one day. Literally went from being a prairie in the morning, to being a town by evening. If you saw the movie "Far and Away," they had a pretty good representation of the event, in my opinion.
Anyway, we had a parade, and the kids threw candy, and people brought their grandmas out in wheelchairs to watch, and it was cool.
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Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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But, no matter how handsome or beautiful you are, it could never, ever be a
cute moot poot chute hoot.
Shoot.
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excathedra
and scoot !
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See you all at the Root
Beauuuuutiful Ohio la-la-la-di-dah.....
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Tom Strange
niKa... you havin' fun?
have you stopped lauging yet?
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notinKansasanymore
No, I'm still havin' a hoot.
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Just don't give me the boot!
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Or kick me with your foot.
If the guy did call for a light, and end up with dumanis energamata (ohlord, that was funny!) then you'd likely end up with some soot.
Now, if you did all of the things mentioned in this thread, and if you did them while wearing a certain fashionable mens' garment from the early part of the last century, and exited the elevator immediately afterward (with or without warning the people just about to get on; that part would be up to you), what you might end up with would be a . . .
Rooted, zoot-suited, boot-footed, cute, mute, chute hoot poot scoot.
As you were.
But the smoking lamp is not lit; that would be way too dangerous in here.
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Tom Strange
aye chihuahua! we do love you!
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tomtuttle
Simon, why hast thou disquieted me??
Up, arise from thy slumber, for thy mother sews socks that smell.
I go a fishin'.
Follow thou me.
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Tom Strange
wweeeeeeeellllllll!
look who has arisen!!!!
it's Reverend2T's!!!!
the prodigal son has returned...
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simonzelotes
I hope the guy wasn't a fruit-...,I mean,...my fruit,...you know,...somebody I got into the class.....
Tuttle,....come over into Macedonia at the 9th corpse tread and help us
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ahhh... fishers of men....
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excathedra
he go a fishin'
let us alone. what have we to do with thee thou tommy t ?
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notinKansasanymore
Do not make us go out!
But, if we must go out, how's about sending us into that herd of donut shops over there?
Maybe a Starbuck's?
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There's room on the cross for you ...
By way of explanation, I was away for such a clump (is that a good word, "clump"??) of time because I was experimenting with Jethro Kloss's high enema exercizes simultaneously with the colon cleanse I got from Grace Bliss so maany, maany years ago.
Forgive me this wrong.
Sexie, wilt thou at this time restore unto us at least some of our corps tuition?? I need the $ for investment purposes, as a good seed steward of the manifold grace of God.
An holy kiss to you all ...
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Wherefore hast thou smitten me these three times?....
Am I not thine a$$?....
It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
What would you say a prick in the flesh is,or a thorn in the side is? Who beats people,people?...It would have to be something like you or I would call a black snake....And we'll find out in our next session that's exactly what it is.......
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You are PETROS - a small rock or pebble, blown about with every wind of doctrine.
I am PETRA - a solid, large rock, and upon THIS rock will I build my Dan church.
And as for those whips, With little pieces of me-tal or bone, why, I wanna tell you, once was I shipwrecked with a fair maiden. And you wanna call me a SEX PERVERT??? I want to read that line by line and word by word before I lay you at the feet of the apostle Simon ...
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....And of course,we can always find a verse of scripture,you know,where it says "sir,if you don't mind we'd gladly pluck out our eyeballs and give 'em to you"....
But the classic one,was when we-,my family and I were in Canada one Sunday morning....
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Tom Strange
what meaneth this bleating in mine earballs?
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notinKansasanymore
It's the love, Tommy; you just have to look at the love.
It's not like anybody's saying, "I have a jack, but I'm not going to help you."
Petros, Petra, what's one little comma?
You have to have your needs and your wants perpendicular.
Uh, rectangular . . .
Well, my my. I must have left my notes in my other suit.
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Simon is that the one where his son had more sense than V.P. by not wanting to hear what was said by the preacher. " I can't take this anymore". "LA SHANTA"
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Triangular . . .
tetrahedonal . . .
Wait, I'll get it . . ..
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niKa... it's... heck, I don't know... geometry was so long ago... we're getting flooded down here... lots of spectacular lightening and thunder... no tornado problems though (around my house).... how's things up your way? slipper?... stay dry and safe, keep the cellar stocked!
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No worries so far! (knock on wood)
This morning, we had the '89er Day Parade; my little one rode on her nursery school float.
Lots of hometown folks, with probably as many in the parade as were watching. Great fun.
Yesterday was the 115th anniversary of the Oklahoma Land Run, when this particular town was settled in one day. Literally went from being a prairie in the morning, to being a town by evening. If you saw the movie "Far and Away," they had a pretty good representation of the event, in my opinion.
Anyway, we had a parade, and the kids threw candy, and people brought their grandmas out in wheelchairs to watch, and it was cool.
Extremely parallel.
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