All right folks, before we go for a run to rack up them aerobics points, I want everyone to turn in their Sing Along The Way's to number 51 ... Simon, will you lead the singing??
What the heck do they use Geritol for,anyway?...I thought they quit making that stuff when Lawrence Welk died...
The old guy that lives next door to me confided in me the other day that it seems to take him a little longer to get,ummm,aroused to have intimate relations with his little woman..."When did you first start noticing",I asked him..."Oh,...twice last night and once this morning",he said...
I'm afraid that would be a recession, instead of a digression. But they'd surely appreciate your intercession. In fact, I'm sure that kind of concession would alleviate their depression, but would definitely impede the progression of my participation in my chosen profession.
Right back atcha Jardi...It's actually Easter----and if you'd like,I'll send you the recipe...or maybe post it in the new kitchen forum...
Ok,in the twilight-zone-this-is-getting-wierd-department:...My good friend Eddie just got himself a new girlfriend last week....He even called me from his car on their first date,asking me "hey,I got her in my car,what do I do next"...I told him if nothing else,at least pretend to be listening to her and none of this ...He's been on cloud nine ever since they've been dating,even threatening to go to Vegas to the Weekirk 'Oer the Heather drive thru wedding chapel and tie the not...
Well guess what I just found out this morning?...Eddies new gal just completed "some Bible class" with a group called "The way international research center,or something like that" :blink: :blink: :blink: This could turn out to be fun...
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Rocky
Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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[quote name=notinKansasanymore' date='29 July 2009 - 11:15 AM' ti mestamp='1248891304' post='471939] And speaking of Cash for Clunkers (see, I told you it's impossible to derail),there is no longer
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Oh... (((((((Karmicdebt))))))), I'm SOOOOOO sorry. It is most understandable that you would feel that way.
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All right folks, before we go for a run to rack up them aerobics points, I want everyone to turn in their Sing Along The Way's to number 51 ... Simon, will you lead the singing??
Oh, yes, let's do our jumping jacks too!
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Tom Strange
now there's some committment!
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Linda Z
What's that you say, Tom? Rocky needs to be committed??
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Rocky
People sometimes say to me, Hey Rocky... HOW can you be so F***ing FUNNY! Ya know what I tell 'em?
I tell 'em -- every night before I go out on stage, I put a slice of baloney in EACH shoe... and when I go out on stage... I FEEEELL FUNNY!!!
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notinKansasanymore
So, this Republican walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder.
He says something to a guy sitting on a barstool, who happens to be a Democrat.
The Democrat replies: "I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. I was too busy CONTROLLING CONGRESS!!!"
Sorry about the parrot; it was just a red herring.
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Tom Strange
...and I thought it was about the parrot... did you do that to confuse me sweetniKa?
and if so, was it because you missed out on all of the fun at ex10's house?
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Rocky
Now THAT was FUNNY!!!!
I'm REALLY glad I didn't have a mouth full of coffee when I read that!
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notinKansasanymore
Just tryin' to keep mah young people awake . . .
that means you, too, Simon; put down that Geritol and get back to your keyboard!
It's late . . .
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simonzelotes
You just go ahead and laugh...
What the heck do they use Geritol for,anyway?...I thought they quit making that stuff when Lawrence Welk died...
The old guy that lives next door to me confided in me the other day that it seems to take him a little longer to get,ummm,aroused to have intimate relations with his little woman..."When did you first start noticing",I asked him..."Oh,...twice last night and once this morning",he said...
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Beold, how great a fire a little matter kindleth. I would they were even cut off...
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excathedra
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Tom Strange
"beold"??? ...I don't want to be old but I can't help it... still searching on the internet for that time machine...
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notinKansasanymore
I've always heard that age is just a state of mind.
Now that I'm starting to go there, I think that if we're healthy, "Being Old" is just a red herring.
Key is to dance.
More often than you think you really need to.
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Rocky
It sure beats the alternative!
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Yup. The right side of the grass is a great place to be.
I'm not talkin' about sixties subculture, either.
Just saw the second "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. Laughed a lot. Not for little kids, though.
But I digress.
I do that sometimes.
Could lead to dancing . . .
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Tom Strange
so then... there will be a dancing feelowsheep at sisterniKa's house tonight!
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notinKansasanymore
Aaaack! Too many papers to grade tonight. Could I give you a raincheck?
Raincheck for dancing - -
Raindance!
Oh, no. It's another digression. :blink:
Back to work for me!
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Tom Strange
aw niKa... just let the kids grade their own!
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notinKansasanymore
Let them grade their own essays?
I'm afraid that would be a recession, instead of a digression. But they'd surely appreciate your intercession. In fact, I'm sure that kind of concession would alleviate their depression, but would definitely impede the progression of my participation in my chosen profession.
Oh, no. I've done it again.
:blink:
back to work
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What - - ??? We were fourth on the list???
Incontheeeivable.
Got all the essays graded. Gave 'em back. Took up thirty more. "That's what you call ironic."
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you Usual Suspects. I'm very, very thankful for you.
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Rocky
Happy Thanksgiving!
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simonzelotes
Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims...Let the games(and the stuffing)begin....
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Made the apple pie last night. Did two pumpkin pies this a.m. while watching the parade. Turkey is in and smells yummy.
Sooooo, just popped in to wish each of you a Happy Thanksgiving.
SimonZ
- - isn't this the day you eat some wierd Polish concoction (or is that Christmas)???
1st game is on. Better get busy loafing
Have fun!
J.
P.S. Excie: did you see the opening of the parade with the Jersey Boys????
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Right back atcha Jardi...It's actually Easter----and if you'd like,I'll send you the recipe...or maybe post it in the new kitchen forum...
Ok,in the twilight-zone-this-is-getting-wierd-department:...My good friend Eddie just got himself a new girlfriend last week....He even called me from his car on their first date,asking me "hey,I got her in my car,what do I do next"...I told him if nothing else,at least pretend to be listening to her and none of this
...He's been on cloud nine ever since they've been dating,even threatening to go to Vegas to the Weekirk 'Oer the Heather drive thru wedding chapel and tie the not...
Well guess what I just found out this morning?...Eddies new gal just completed "some Bible class" with a group called "The way international research center,or something like that" :blink: :blink: :blink: This could turn out to be fun...
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