You know, that thread over yonder "VP and Me in Wonderland" is interesting. VP and me, and he in thee, as we shall see, that we may be one, even as he was one (eyed jack). Very clearly paints a vivid picture of our fodder in the Vaudeville so maany years ago. Today if I heard some of the statements he made, my response to them would be severely different that what I exhibited 25 years ago. One of my favorites was,
"Keep your hands offa mah stuff!!!". How the firetruck could we not see VP's true intents after jewels like this?? Yeah, he REALLY cared for his people. Sure am glad I never went into the corps ...
it's so good to be back with mah people... and for some (un)Godly reason, it's always nice when our travelling Reverend2Ts drops by to dispense his manna-icle wisdom... I must tarry not much longer for I have been deep in studying the word and must return to it...
...if you'd like... I'll even tell you which word...
It' so good to be back with mah peeple on this fine and dandy Monday morning, as we go on with the things of Life as we know them, little do the townies know that we are dubble-ought spies fer Gawd.
Good morning, everybody!
I believe that I dubble-ought to have another cup of coffee. Just the bottom half.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a wife??
It's not against the law to kill a mosquito after it sucks the life out of you.
That's a dandy!! A "worldly" freind of mine left that on my answering machine. When I heard him say that, "my estimation of him as a man went up 100%" ...
Just a joke, in case anyone in postess-land gets offended. It was not God-breathed (theo pneustos), nor did I speak as I was pushed around by The Pneuma, The Hagion ...
I apologize ahead of time for butting in on your thread, but I have to say this: I really needed a laugh this morning after the tornado warnings and thunderstorms I went thru with yesterday, and then seeing satori's post about a 7-yr old boy that needs our prayers, then reading excathedra's post In Memoriam about her dear neighbor that died.
tomtuttle1, thanks for the laugh. In fact, I read this thread almost daily. Well, when you guys post anyway, which is ALMOST daily!!!
Hey, ya'll: My sister in law is having another brain surgery tomorrow. The last one didn't "take." There's a 75% survival rate for this surgery. Please pray for her. She's young (31) and strong, and came through the first one like a trooper. I just hate that she has to do it again. I really like her; she's a neat person.
Oh yeah?? Well, did you hear about the man who asked a gal he worked with to sleep with him?? She accepted. Turns out, as he was removing his underwear, and she saw what God had blessed (or in this case cursed) him with, she laughed and asked him, "Who do you expect to please with THAT thing???", to which he answered, "Me!!!!!".
If you don't like THAT, I didn't accomplish your salvation for you. Complain to the management...
By the way, do you know why Jewish men like watching porno in reverse?? They like the part where the woman gives the man back the money.
And speaking about these things reminds me of LCM's spew about the eternal vagina fix - the link to it is on the front page of the G'spot under "Editorials". What meds was HE ON??? The mind is a terrible thing ...
There are a couple of facial-paralysis side effects, which seem to be abating with time, but might not. All limbs and digits move, however, and she's still herself. She still has her sense of humor.
Not bad for an eleven-hour brain surgery, and especially not bad for the second one in five months.
Thanks Nika. She must have that family strength, same as you ... That is great news from a not-so-far country. May all tumor material be as dead as LCM's compassion !!
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You know, that thread over yonder "VP and Me in Wonderland" is interesting. VP and me, and he in thee, as we shall see, that we may be one, even as he was one (eyed jack). Very clearly paints a vivid picture of our fodder in the Vaudeville so maany years ago. Today if I heard some of the statements he made, my response to them would be severely different that what I exhibited 25 years ago. One of my favorites was,
"Keep your hands offa mah stuff!!!". How the firetruck could we not see VP's true intents after jewels like this?? Yeah, he REALLY cared for his people. Sure am glad I never went into the corps ...
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it's so good to be back with mah people... and for some (un)Godly reason, it's always nice when our travelling Reverend2Ts drops by to dispense his manna-icle wisdom... I must tarry not much longer for I have been deep in studying the word and must return to it...
...if you'd like... I'll even tell you which word...
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It' so good to be back with mah peeple on this fine and dandy Monday morning, as we go on with the things of Life as we know them, little do the townies know that we are dubble-ought spies fer Gawd.
Good morning, everybody!
I believe that I dubble-ought to have another cup of coffee. Just the bottom half.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a wife??
It's not against the law to kill a mosquito after it sucks the life out of you.
That's a dandy!! A "worldly" freind of mine left that on my answering machine. When I heard him say that, "my estimation of him as a man went up 100%" ...
Just a joke, in case anyone in postess-land gets offended. It was not God-breathed (theo pneustos), nor did I speak as I was pushed around by The Pneuma, The Hagion ...
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I apologize ahead of time for butting in on your thread, but I have to say this: I really needed a laugh this morning after the tornado warnings and thunderstorms I went thru with yesterday, and then seeing satori's post about a 7-yr old boy that needs our prayers, then reading excathedra's post In Memoriam about her dear neighbor that died.
tomtuttle1, thanks for the laugh. In fact, I read this thread almost daily. Well, when you guys post anyway, which is ALMOST daily!!!
Again, thanks. I really needed this.
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Our pleasure, ActsUp!
Hey, ya'll: My sister in law is having another brain surgery tomorrow. The last one didn't "take." There's a 75% survival rate for this surgery. Please pray for her. She's young (31) and strong, and came through the first one like a trooper. I just hate that she has to do it again. I really like her; she's a neat person.
THANKS.
love, niKa
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Prayer commencing ...
Please keep us updated!!
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ditto on titto
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Jeff Wendling is in Rockford, IL area and is with CFF.
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thanks give him a big giant ice cream bowl kiss from us, will you ?
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Oh yeah?? Well, did you hear about the man who asked a gal he worked with to sleep with him?? She accepted. Turns out, as he was removing his underwear, and she saw what God had blessed (or in this case cursed) him with, she laughed and asked him, "Who do you expect to please with THAT thing???", to which he answered, "Me!!!!!".
If you don't like THAT, I didn't accomplish your salvation for you. Complain to the management...
By the way, do you know why Jewish men like watching porno in reverse?? They like the part where the woman gives the man back the money.
And speaking about these things reminds me of LCM's spew about the eternal vagina fix - the link to it is on the front page of the G'spot under "Editorials". What meds was HE ON??? The mind is a terrible thing ...
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Jessie made it.
There are a couple of facial-paralysis side effects, which seem to be abating with time, but might not. All limbs and digits move, however, and she's still herself. She still has her sense of humor.
Not bad for an eleven-hour brain surgery, and especially not bad for the second one in five months.
Please pray that the tumor dies this time.
Thanks.
love, niKa
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Good news, NIKA. You all must be so relieved. 11 hour surgery. Wow.
Will keep her recovery in my prayers.
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Thanks Nika. She must have that family strength, same as you ... That is great news from a not-so-far country. May all tumor material be as dead as LCM's compassion !!
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Thanks, folks! She turned 32 last weekend. When she awoke from recovery, she said she'd rather be fishing in Colorado.
Wouldn't we all!
Love, niKa
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she is amazing
love you
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very good to hear niKa!
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A few more jokes to lighten things hopefully. I didn't writ the the book, Rodney did in this case.
"Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home."
"A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!"
"A hooker once told me she had a headache."
"I went to a massage parlor. It was self service."
"If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all."
"I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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These came from AHAjokes.com
How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They like the dark.
Good Monday morning, everybody!!!
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Last but not least, in case you've never seen "A Bug's Life""
How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Can't tell. When the light comes on, they scatter!
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Did this attach work???
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notinKansasanymore
Mebbe not, Kemo Sabe.
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Happy Turkey Prep Day! If you're travelling, I hope that you have a safe and uneventful trip. Have a wonderful time with your friends and families.
Love, niKa
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Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm thankful for YOU.
love, niKa
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