9th Corps

[Tom Strange]

hmmm... I never thought about ants that way before 2T's... brings a whole new light to the term "ant hill"....

[tomtuttle]

It may be just dung to you, but it's the exterminator's bread and butter...

Glo - Rie, Hal- lay- lou-ya !!!

[notinKansasanymore]

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[notinKansasanymore]

My sister sent me this today. In the interests of our lifelong struggle to achieve inner peace, I thought that I would pass it on to you, my sistren and brethern.

In best tradition of the Mental Marguerita, I say unto you, "Ohm."

love, niKa

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This is GREAT advice - we should take it!!

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...in today's hectic world we all could use a little calm.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel....You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

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[Tom Strange]

thanks for the tip niKa!

Reverend2T's, saw your post today in the boring About the Way house... good job my son... looks like your time in the Sonlight Room worked wonders... ahhh... the power of retemories!

carry on with the plan of the day...

[tomtuttle]

I wanted to bless the entire body, not just those of us in the 9th corps household ...

[Tom Strange]

ahhhh... Reverend2T's... that's just like you!

Always thinking of the household family (or is it family household?)... your heart is one with the Lama my son...

[fellowshipper]

I spent most of the day talking to an India girl trying to ghost out my system to remove that Sasser Worm. I wished I could slap that hacker upside the head. After I got everything up and running it hit me again before I got the patch installed from microsoft.com. Man what a day. What us people won't do just to have the convenience of the computer.

[fellowshipper]

Simon what has always helped me through my travels in life is "derek benai adam" The ways of the sons of man. I hoped that just blessed you big ole heart so you can go forth as leaders,workers in areas of concern, interest and greed.

[simonzelotes]

Hey,Shipper...

What's the figure of speech for "the ways of the sons of man with a maid"?.....I can't get anybody to come over and clean my house...

[excathedra]

go to the ant thou sluggard, consider her ways and be wise

[fellowshipper]

Simon there are lot of maidens out there just wanting someone to love them. First show them a little interests, (not to much at one time cuz they expect it all the time). Once in a while tell they are special, this somehow charges their batteries for a while. Now you have the keys to a successful maiden but you can just sit on those keys and not do anything with it.

[excathedra]

yeah zipper i'll charge your battery ZZZZZAAAAPPPPP

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(love you my friends mwah)

[Tom Strange]

...what is all this fuss about battery powered maids???

[notinKansasanymore]

I got a promotion at work.

God be praised, and thanks be to Him.

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[Tom Strange]

yippee for niKa!

yippee for niKa!

yippee for niKa!

so very happy for you... and we love you...

[fellowshipper]

Niki congrats on your promotion this is a life changing and well waited for thing. Congrats.

Excathedra, my battery is charged it keeps going and going and going but I have my integretry. Let us be realistic here.

[notinKansasanymore]

Thanks, guys!

Well, you may keep going and going, fellowcharger, but you're way cuter than that little pink guy with the bass drum and the long ears.

[Tom Strange]

Happy Mother's Day to all of our wonderful sisters here.

[fellowshipper]

I received a bouquet of flowers today from my fiancee from Australia and being an all american man that I am I feel is this appropiate. The thought is nice but I am only a single parent with kids and the mother part is not in me. Throw me a bone.

[simonzelotes]

Just go ahead and get in touch with your feminine side dipper...Wear one of your old WOW nametags upside down for the day....

[tomtuttle]

Congrats, Nika. You must be doing a great job; wish more teachers took more interest in our keeds ...

Simon, just "root hog and die", both barrels blazin, let the rod of god do the talkin'. Those fair maidens will be saying, "Bring this Simon out to us, that we may know him!!". Just be cautious if'en thou come across a very young maiden, for instead of exhibiting exousia, thou shalt be exhaustia.

And our beloves Sexie, thou art the dynamo that turned the 9th corps world upside down, which is really rightside up, 'cause we were kittywampus to begin with ...

And thou, widowripper, consider thyself also, lest thou also be tempted ...

[simonzelotes]

Very good job of paraklesis,Tom....Body and soul man sometimes sins like a trouper....shouldn't,but he does...

I remember a fella in a church up north told me you went to hell if you smoked.....guess he thought there was smoke in hell,or somethin'...Furthermore he said if God had wanted you to smoke he would have turned your nose upside-down and made a chimney out of it...Then I went down south to this same man's brethren-of this man's church,same denomination,you see,and I was given the surprise of my life-it was really shocking!...as the English would say,or the Australians,...really shocking...Up north you went to hell,down south,they were smoking like fiends!...Smokin' like a house-afire...Same brand....That was the reason they were so sad,you see....

[notinKansasanymore]

And as I was coming to the top of the hill (you have to just see it, I was just coming to the top,) and there was the sign . . .

"Millions Now Smoking"

. . . and you wonder what to say to your young people.

[simonzelotes]

...Dost not thou fear God seeing thou art in the same condemnation.....in other words shuttup....How many would you say are now smoking?....My Bible tells me four...