that at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, saltery, dulcimer and all kinds of musack, ye fall down and worship the golden image that simonzelotus the king tomtut hath set up
Shagarack, Measnack and Tobedwego, thus saith the Lord; I have vowed a vow unto mah people, that if thou dost bow unto me, as a sunflower to the sun, thou shalt (absolute tense) burn in your lust one toward another, men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves the just recompense for their error, which is cat - the other white meat ..."
For if ya bow, ya burn, If ya don't bow, ya kaint burn, saith Kenneth Burns ...
tuttle, it is weshack theyshack and to bed we go. It is a disgrace for me to have been in this fellowship this morning. I have no friends when it comes to the verd.
And as I awoke in the morning, I opened my curtains (they were fahr-engine red) I saw the Greasespot Cafe at the top of the hill, and I read the words, "Millions Now Smoking."
Where are you going to get a minister today,a golden tongued orater like Appolos,to hear the word of God expounded to them by two simple old disciples like Aquilla and Priscilla?
No!...I'm a graduate of this divinity school...or...of this theological cemetary...I got the answers!
No job is without signification...and, as the train pulled out, he shot both hands high in the air and shouted "See you at the RACA--I'm going WOW; are you???". At this point, I was given the keys to the Executive Washroom on the Presidential Motorcoach and was told the doors of the Way International, New Knoxville and all of Shelby and Auglaize counties were open to me to preach and teach concerning..these...sports, of which I played a little semi-pro and professionally at one time. And, by the laws of learning, I become a...Bullingerite or a Platonist or a simonzeoltean. And so we have liter lites and , over here, darker darks...but it's all good cuz the beer is free......
Well,first,I think I'll make bride-burning a mortal sin...
And instead of red dots on our nametags,we'll all have "Rev." in front of our names...
Anything over the ten drink limit will be a venial sin...
Borrowing money to purchase a home is ok,as long as my name is somewhere on the deed...
The tithe will be reduced to 5%(money orders made out to simonzelotes-sorry,no checks,please)
And,oh yeah,I'd modernize things a bit...Instead of going up and down your lift list every day,you could record yourself speaking in tongues...Then you could put all the things on your lift list in your computer,and like when you hit the "reply all" button to send out spam,you just hit the "lift all" button and play a recording of your tongue...Then you can sleep longer and give more rest to your soul...
you pee pull are a joy unto mine heart this cold new england evening... I have travelled far but am never far from the feel low sheep of the saints... it brings a tear to mah eyah and a warmth to mah... oh wait a minute... I was too close to the radiator...
it's a cold Boston evening outside mah window but this feel low sheep, this gathering of the saints, has made me feel raht at home...
ah love yew mah pee pull... ah just love yew awl
... I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between...
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Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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Oh... (((((((Karmicdebt))))))), I'm SOOOOOO sorry. It is most understandable that you would feel that way.
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I thought that word was short for
"Stop Hollering In Twig"
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Speak Heartily In Tongues as unto the Lord,and not unto man...
Sorry for being sac-religious,Fellowflipper...
"...And put off foolish jesting,which is not convenient...."
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sac-religious my mellowyellowfellow....
that at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, saltery, dulcimer and all kinds of musack, ye fall down and worship the golden image that simonzelotus the king tomtut hath set up
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X, much learning maketh thee mad.
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Shagarack, Measnack and Tobedwego, thus saith the Lord; I have vowed a vow unto mah people, that if thou dost bow unto me, as a sunflower to the sun, thou shalt (absolute tense) burn in your lust one toward another, men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves the just recompense for their error, which is cat - the other white meat ..."
For if ya bow, ya burn, If ya don't bow, ya kaint burn, saith Kenneth Burns ...
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tuttle, it is weshack theyshack and to bed we go. It is a disgrace for me to have been in this fellowship this morning. I have no friends when it comes to the verd.
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And as I awoke in the morning, I opened my curtains (they were fahr-engine red) I saw the Greasespot Cafe at the top of the hill, and I read the words, "Millions Now Smoking."
"Live just, and fear not."
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I love Apollos
Where are you going to get a minister today,a golden tongued orater like Appolos,to hear the word of God expounded to them by two simple old disciples like Aquilla and Priscilla?
No!...I'm a graduate of this divinity school...or...of this theological cemetary...I got the answers!
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Rocky
I would suggest you could find some good orators on the road to Emaeus, about two blocks past Mars Hill.
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Seems to me that he'd have had a bit more respect for divinity schools, had he gone to a REAL one.
Mars? I like Almond Joy the best. There's just something about candy with a happy name.
You know, joy is an inside job.
"Live just, and fear not."
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Almonds are an inside job.
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Landscaping is an outside job.
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No job is without signification...and, as the train pulled out, he shot both hands high in the air and shouted "See you at the RACA--I'm going WOW; are you???". At this point, I was given the keys to the Executive Washroom on the Presidential Motorcoach and was told the doors of the Way International, New Knoxville and all of Shelby and Auglaize counties were open to me to preach and teach concerning..these...sports, of which I played a little semi-pro and professionally at one time. And, by the laws of learning, I become a...Bullingerite or a Platonist or a simonzeoltean. And so we have liter lites and , over here, darker darks...but it's all good cuz the beer is free......
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ItsStillTheWord
Sounds like you are all hepped about your religion.
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alfakat
errr, doncha mean hopped ??? ales well that ends with ale, or beer is good too...
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Well, that's okay, because if one church doesn't want you, you know that the church on the next corner will be glad to have you.
Be you a Bullingerite, or a Platonist, or a Simonzealotean, you can talk about it until you are blue in the face.
"Live just, and fear not."
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Wow!..I get to have my own religion?..To cool...
Well,first,I think I'll make bride-burning a mortal sin...
And instead of red dots on our nametags,we'll all have "Rev." in front of our names...
Anything over the ten drink limit will be a venial sin...
Borrowing money to purchase a home is ok,as long as my name is somewhere on the deed...
The tithe will be reduced to 5%(money orders made out to simonzelotes-sorry,no checks,please)
And,oh yeah,I'd modernize things a bit...Instead of going up and down your lift list every day,you could record yourself speaking in tongues...Then you could put all the things on your lift list in your computer,and like when you hit the "reply all" button to send out spam,you just hit the "lift all" button and play a recording of your tongue...Then you can sleep longer and give more rest to your soul...
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Weeeellll, okay, but if you make us get tattoos, I'm going to say "It has been a dis-grace for me to have been in this fellowship with you."
"Live just, and fear not."
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Rocky
niKa, they'l be tasteful tattoos...
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jardinero
Yeah, we're still waiting for pics of Simon's!
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Rocky
it's on the schedule... soon.
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MillionsNowSmoking
"nearly broke my back, uh.. hand i patted my back so hard"
"I came here to get out of what I was in, but you just put me in deeper"
"I don't usually pray on my knees....."
to quote Perry Ferrell:
"...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."
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you pee pull are a joy unto mine heart this cold new england evening... I have travelled far but am never far from the feel low sheep of the saints... it brings a tear to mah eyah and a warmth to mah... oh wait a minute... I was too close to the radiator...
it's a cold Boston evening outside mah window but this feel low sheep, this gathering of the saints, has made me feel raht at home...
ah love yew mah pee pull... ah just love yew awl
... I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between...
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and now that the bleating is over on the television, over and done with I say... it's off to the plitikal tread...
... I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between...
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