I see a great sheet knitted at the four corners,where every manner of beast,or creeping thing that creepeth on the face of the earth,abideth...Then a voice said unto me "arise simon,kill and eat"...
"Not so,Lord...For no unclean thing hath ever entered into my mouth"..
"That which God has cleansed,call not thou unclean...Not that which entereth into the mouth defile a man,but that which cometh out of the mouth"...
"Lord,all these years do I serve thee,yet thou never gavest me a kid"..
"Have I been so long with you simon? Whosoever(and whosoever means WHOSOEVER)shall do unto the least of my brethren,and forget not one of these little ones.."
"You mean,like Alfacat?"
"Thou sayest it"..
"So we shall partake of every unclean thing with alfacat,and invite him to the 9th corps feast of weeks?"
"Lo,I am the God of Abraham,and of Isaac and of alfacat.."
"But Lord,..."
"simon,you ought to obey God rather then men"
"...and I ceased saying the will of the Lord be done.."
and then the one ant turned to the other and said "the safest place for us is on the ball" and on the other side, the sign said "millions now smoking..." Don't worry, if it's wrong, I'll tell you... and alfakat told me "I came here for deliverance but you have put me deeper in my sin" and so simonfromazotes vowed never to preach another sermon ever again, lest he fall into the same(heteros) congregation, who all rushed upon him saying, men and brethren, these things ought not to be..... and they closed the books, and gave thanks, and opened the keg and said "It was verily, verily good..." Amen and amen--I'd like to pray with my peee-pulll now...
Then God said "it is not good that man should be alone..I will take from the rib of man and close up the flesh instead thereof and make woman...It is good for a man not to touch a woman...
And these feeble folk cried upon their God,Miss D.J. Folk,who invoked Marcia Faulk,who in turn beseeched one Marshall Faulk of the St. Louis Rams,who cried "What meanest thou, O sleeper,arise,and call upon thy God"...
And there were Giants in the earth in those days....
It means 'Where the hell you been,you vascillating,blown about with every wind of doctrine(ffffft:a little sand pebble,petraaaaa)unlike PETROS,a mighty rock,like SIMON peter,for instance...And upon this church I will build my clock...
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Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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so aflakcat... do you know Yosemite Sam?
... I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between...
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I see a great sheet knitted at the four corners,where every manner of beast,or creeping thing that creepeth on the face of the earth,abideth...Then a voice said unto me "arise simon,kill and eat"...
"Not so,Lord...For no unclean thing hath ever entered into my mouth"..
"That which God has cleansed,call not thou unclean...Not that which entereth into the mouth defile a man,but that which cometh out of the mouth"...
"Lord,all these years do I serve thee,yet thou never gavest me a kid"..
"Have I been so long with you simon? Whosoever(and whosoever means WHOSOEVER)shall do unto the least of my brethren,and forget not one of these little ones.."
"You mean,like Alfacat?"
"Thou sayest it"..
"So we shall partake of every unclean thing with alfacat,and invite him to the 9th corps feast of weeks?"
"Lo,I am the God of Abraham,and of Isaac and of alfacat.."
"But Lord,..."
"simon,you ought to obey God rather then men"
"...and I ceased saying the will of the Lord be done.."
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and then the one ant turned to the other and said "the safest place for us is on the ball" and on the other side, the sign said "millions now smoking..." Don't worry, if it's wrong, I'll tell you... and alfakat told me "I came here for deliverance but you have put me deeper in my sin" and so simonfromazotes vowed never to preach another sermon ever again, lest he fall into the same(heteros) congregation, who all rushed upon him saying, men and brethren, these things ought not to be..... and they closed the books, and gave thanks, and opened the keg and said "It was verily, verily good..." Amen and amen--I'd like to pray with my peee-pulll now...
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and the lord tasted the nectar of the hops and said "it is good, be fruitful and multiply"
... I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between...
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Then God said "it is not good that man should be alone..I will take from the rib of man and close up the flesh instead thereof and make woman...It is good for a man not to touch a woman...
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These people honoreth me with their hearts, but their lips are far from me.
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Why do we have to read our sermons?
I just go out there on the pulpit..Then not even the devil knows what I'm gonna preach on....
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The coneheads are a feeble folk, but they have their house at the Rock.
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And these feeble folk cried upon their God,Miss D.J. Folk,who invoked Marcia Faulk,who in turn beseeched one Marshall Faulk of the St. Louis Rams,who cried "What meanest thou, O sleeper,arise,and call upon thy God"...
And there were Giants in the earth in those days....
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who, after having a really lowly season smote the neck of their leader with the sharpened axe of the Lord...
... I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between...
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...and cried "Get thee hence,and go to the ant,thou sluggard,...or to the Cardinal,or the Bear,or the Charger...."
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Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
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Eeeeeeeveryone of you hath a Psalm....
Eeeeeeeveryone of you hath a doctrine...
Eeeeeeeveryone of you hath a tongue....
Tet all things be done decently and in order...
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Rocky
but is it a PIERCED tongue?
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what meaneth the bleating of the sheep in mine ears.
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It means 'Where the hell you been,you vascillating,blown about with every wind of doctrine(ffffft:a little sand pebble,petraaaaa)unlike PETROS,a mighty rock,like SIMON peter,for instance...And upon this church I will build my clock...
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Easy, I haven't ascended to the Father yet. Did you see the picture of Macky on the Valerie knowles photopage?
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simon wept.
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Yes...I wish he were the man I know to be...
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Jesus swept
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Rocky
And Martha used a pressure washer.
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With cucumbers!
(I know my Bible!)
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Are we a little sac-religious here or what? You do know that Arkansas is still the holy land. Don't you remember when Noah looked out his Ark and saw.
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WWND.
(What Would Noah Do?)
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