OK, where is DSimoanzelotes-i-is?? He claimed you guys were servin' sh!t sammiches and flavor-your-own pi*s kool-aid over here on the 9th kork thread!!! Well, that's what he said on his un-scheduled-in-his-redeemed-time-analysis-thing-a-majiggy!! it's right over on the 6ckthhppthh kork post.....
Hey,alfakat,I heard the reason the skyynnxxthhh cork started out with so many people is because nobody bothered to check if you guys were really born again before they accepted you...I heard the only prerequisites you guys needed was three months tuition in advance,a willingness to work,and to promise not to marry one of your sponsors during ho-ho-relo....
Wow...I curled up tonight with a bowl of popcorn,a cup of herb tea,and tuned in my favorite tv station,Lifetime for Women,(all right,I was channel-surfing while drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes),and I happened on this old movie called Murder Ordained...
It wasn't a great movie,but it was about a Lutheran minister in Emporia,Kansas,who kills his wife back in the early eighties....They showed downtown Emporia and Emporia State College...The congregants mortgaged their homes to bail their minister out of jail....It was supposed to be a true story...Anyway,it was kind of eerie....
Deer Seaman, I am sure the sixeth corps served God. They just forgot to say WHICH God. You see, none of this stuff rattles me. When someone comes up to me with that holier than thou appearance, I stand back and take another look at this thing ...
Ex, shall we invite mother to teach our women?
I see our native american cheokee brother is back. Welcome home, son. Now report immediately to the WOWburger tent for your 48 hour shift of blessing.
Good am to you Miss Beehive. You're smelin' sweet as honey today. Hows 'bout we get you on motorcoach prep??
Simon of little faith. It's good to see your spending your structured evening in your daily after glow. When you get up for some more whiskey would you get me a cup a coffee about a bottom half.
if you scroll down there's another link where we can help free Rev. Tom Bird
hello prodigal fellow. we've been planning a reunion. we're going to use outside funds to fly mother in and perhaps harvey if he can believe to cover his spiritual responsibilities for a weekend
is a search engine through which you can find the answer to any question you can think of, pert near.
A google search based on what the zealous one described, using simply the two words Emporia and murder brings a list of web sites related to those two words. A quick read of that list shows the one Excie pointed out for us.
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Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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tuttles my lamb of god stop f u cking doing this so early in the morning when i'm drinking coffee. haven't i reproved you already about this
i agree about hegotpaid being elder of the year
i'm off now to dust the pews in kenyon
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I'll remove rocks from the circle drive
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our elder cork, hegotphotographed, looks mighty fine in that t-shirt. Morning Ex and TT, yawn
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hi beehoovesyoutopickuprocks
yes hefinallygotthehellouttathere looks mighty fine
we must needs stand together shoulder to shoulder hand to hand combat as other korks are popping up everywhere
we must be as groucho, harpo and chico and sometimes zeppo
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our sister rita
you can't rattle me, shake me........ smell by breath ? ........ what is the next line ?
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In the spirit of getoutthevote, symbolic cousin to hegotoats, I vote for larry, curly and moe.
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OK, where is DSimoanzelotes-i-is?? He claimed you guys were servin' sh!t sammiches and flavor-your-own pi*s kool-aid over here on the 9th kork thread!!! Well, that's what he said on his un-scheduled-in-his-redeemed-time-analysis-thing-a-majiggy!! it's right over on the 6ckthhppthh kork post.....
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thhppthhthimon ith a ppproptheth withththout honor thhpptthave in hith own ppppthhread
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oh darn i forgot what i was going to say
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Hey,alfakat,I heard the reason the skyynnxxthhh cork started out with so many people is because nobody bothered to check if you guys were really born again before they accepted you...I heard the only prerequisites you guys needed was three months tuition in advance,a willingness to work,and to promise not to marry one of your sponsors during ho-ho-relo....
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Wow...I curled up tonight with a bowl of popcorn,a cup of herb tea,and tuned in my favorite tv station,Lifetime for Women,(all right,I was channel-surfing while drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes),and I happened on this old movie called Murder Ordained...
It wasn't a great movie,but it was about a Lutheran minister in Emporia,Kansas,who kills his wife back in the early eighties....They showed downtown Emporia and Emporia State College...The congregants mortgaged their homes to bail their minister out of jail....It was supposed to be a true story...Anyway,it was kind of eerie....
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Deer Seaman, I am sure the sixeth corps served God. They just forgot to say WHICH God. You see, none of this stuff rattles me. When someone comes up to me with that holier than thou appearance, I stand back and take another look at this thing ...
Ex, shall we invite mother to teach our women?
I see our native american cheokee brother is back. Welcome home, son. Now report immediately to the WOWburger tent for your 48 hour shift of blessing.
Good am to you Miss Beehive. You're smelin' sweet as honey today. Hows 'bout we get you on motorcoach prep??
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Simon of little faith. It's good to see your spending your structured evening in your daily after glow. When you get up for some more whiskey would you get me a cup a coffee about a bottom half.
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i did a google for siman
http://www.daveracer.com/index3.htm
if you scroll down there's another link where we can help free Rev. Tom Bird
hello prodigal fellow. we've been planning a reunion. we're going to use outside funds to fly mother in and perhaps harvey if he can believe to cover his spiritual responsibilities for a weekend
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I love Rita Smith and sang with her.
Did you know she was a back up singer with Isaac Hayes?
She was a hoot! Anyone know where she is now?
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Ex was this jail bird so and so our elder corps. I guess I don't get what google is yet. On the learning curve I'm lost. Please advise.
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Dear Walkaboutfellow:
http://www.google.com
is a search engine through which you can find the answer to any question you can think of, pert near.
A google search based on what the zealous one described, using simply the two words Emporia and murder brings a list of web sites related to those two words. A quick read of that list shows the one Excie pointed out for us.
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alfakat
did vic really say " I can lick any man in this bar tonight!" ??
What in the sam hell kinda bar Wazzatt???
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Rocky
Probably the same place they found the fab 5 for Bravo's new show.
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excathedra
hmmmmmmm was it vic or tick who said that ?
musta been the fodda one, remember he asked me how long did he have to suck kork asses. how in the world would i know how long it takes !
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FREE TOM BIRD!!!
FREE TOM BIRD!!
... and the morepart knew not wherefore they were come together ...
Thanks sis sex. I am sitting perfectly for him. He was set up by the devil. He would have loved "serving" under Craiggy.
Was that Tick, Vic, or Memorex???
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Tom Strange
well... a crew of better folks cannot be found on any thread...
MySeestorEx... I checked the thread... woohoo... he (Tom Bird) used to hook up with Loni Anderson? Was that before she was with Burt or after...
... big hitter, the lama...
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FREE ALL TOM'S
i think that was lorian anderson, she was undershepherding tom bird over 3.2 beers in town
staying on top of things spiritually keeping the corps forum decent and in order
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oh... OK then.... never mind....
You look most wonderful today myseestorEx... you just brighten up the place so much!
... big hitter, the lama...
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