Putting the fun back into disfunctional

[Kit Sober]

Mental health help hotline:

Hello, and welcome to the cult abuse health hotline..."

If you are obsessive-compulsive press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you are menopausal, please hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, smile, be happy. You have it all.

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[Shellon]

Hee Hee Hee

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[mj412]

explains everything Kit!

thanks, just in the nick of time for happy holidays !

[krys]

I told you blonds have more fun!!!

[vickles]

I love it!!!! Yes blondes do have more fun!!!!

Ok!! I will not try to be a nice person...ok? I will not!!

[CoolWaters]

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