There was one on the last GS. It was under VPW - Did he really invent the hook shot. I think the poster was HWY29
Something like this:
Yeah, he invented the hook shot, he was the first one to think of McDonald's, He saw it snow on a clear day, he plummeted to earth from planet Krypton and landed on a small farm in Ohio.
Anyone have access to the actual quote? It still makes me laugh.
So Suzie's kitchen is filled with nice recipies and helpful hints, and then along comes
quote::)Psalm One
HOW DO YOU COOK A ROAST BEAST???
well, um first, ya cook a whole pumkin and then ya rub it with Gingertea's cleaning cloth with lemon drops smeared all over it -- makes your house smell lovely.
(And i think if ya carve the pumpkin just right, it would make a great glass for all that Baileys) hic!
now as for the roast beast... well ya have to use Hope R's baby bottle brush to clean out all those nooks and crannys. DON'T ASK ME WHERE A ROASTBEASTS CRANNYS ARE!!!!
Soak the roastbeast in vinegar -- it will help it maintain it's color for years. Then Give it George Aar's beer.
Cook in cast iron cookware...cook for seven days, add the beans the last hour-- and drink a cup of kahlua--dump the rest in the pot. (WAIT! It's the other way around!)
And for that crunchy bottom, rub sugar on it when ya put it in the oven, use coffee grounds to get the smell off yer hands.
I think that's how it goes
For sure Greasespot Cafe has some great funny people.
I also noticed that one Greasespot denizen, 2life, is a Certified Laughter Leader. That's the nicest job I've ever seen.
"When it comes to matters of faith, trying to argue them with another person is like trying to blow out an electric light bulb--a massively futile waste of breath."
"The ministries are an outward working function, of benefit to the whole body, and specifically in a time of place and need. They don't say "come to me," they say "I'm coming to you."
quote:"Sincerity" was always one of those buzz-kill words that red flagged anyone's efforts as being sub-standard. I can picture Wayfers reading your words and thinking "but it's no guarantee for truth!" Yet, those people you saw were out, working hard, doing what they believed was right and at some personal expense to boot, not holed up in solitude enetertaining themselves like some Pharisees-on-bingo-night.
I always knew we would one day, "look back on all this and laugh," but I didn't know we would be looking at ourselves as ridiculous.
(At the time I thought we were really holy, not wholly holey.)
Glad I have the chance, again, to die free,
Kit Sober
The course of the bubonic plague was turned by the concept of clean.
Some of the Greasespot computer wisemen have been posting some of their stuff to help us be more computer literate and, hopefully, keep our pcs going along more smoothly:
"While they were talking about the Bible, why that was just fine. But when they stepped into the field of masterbation, well NOW they stepped into my field. Why I have dedicated my life to that field. I spent years doing nothing in my office BUT masterbating, spent hours and hours masterbating, day in and day out. Why I've forgotten more than they will ever even know about masterbating".
Rottie posted this on the In Search of A Pet thread
quote:You are so lucky you have a husband who loves dogs like that! You should see me and Nico. I have a single bed and we share. Me and my 100 lbs rottweiler. And she snores and farts. Who needs a husband?
Now, anyone that IS a huband or HAS a husband has to laugh at that one!
"We have freedom of speach in this country. We don't have to tell our President we love him like those poor people in Iraq. Please try not to silence any voices, these are all the voices of the American people, this is why I love this country."
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How bout this one: "Odd that VP would hear God telling him to shut up, but not to keep his pants zipped."......A quote from Jim ... Simply classic! I couldn't stop laughing!
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After laughing out loud in the library and receiving a couple of dubious looks I decided to post this one here. Thanks Waysider
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The following exchange happened when discussing the assignments for the year, and the "make-work" nature of the reshuffling.... Just Thinking: "This is different from rearranging deck chairs on the
AdiosMiCorazon
This one is from Rascal
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Just don't call it Life Lines.
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I know my own mind....it's around here somewhere.
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"I can not even get my husband to use the hamper, so I feel this astroid thing is beyond my capabilities."
I love it!
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Thanks Linda!
There was one on the last GS. It was under VPW - Did he really invent the hook shot. I think the poster was HWY29
Something like this:
Yeah, he invented the hook shot, he was the first one to think of McDonald's, He saw it snow on a clear day, he plummeted to earth from planet Krypton and landed on a small farm in Ohio.
Anyone have access to the actual quote? It still makes me laugh.
Dot Matrix
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"I think God will handle it! Burn it up, have it miss, make it smaller -- have it hit an important place like New Knoxville Ohio...."
I know Zix didn't think it quite humorous...
but it tickled me!
...It's hard to be humble when you own a Rottweiler...
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Ouch what a picture!
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go to the chatroom.......I have seen whole pages deleted with all sorts of icons to cover many of them up ....LOL
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In the recent "forgiveness" thread, Finz said,
"It's a cruel world out there but we have been given some awesome equipment to work with."
Boy, that just about sums it up for me!
Thanks, Finz!
Linda
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Thank you so very much, Linda Z
(Hot dry desert of Cleveland. That is a gem also!)
I was looking for a place for this by Psalmie from Greasespot I. I posted the whole "context" in Suzie's Kitchen in the Greasespot Gallery.
Whole thing, Suzie's Kitchen thread
So Suzie's kitchen is filled with nice recipies and helpful hints, and then along comes
For sure Greasespot Cafe has some great funny people.
I also noticed that one Greasespot denizen, 2life, is a Certified Laughter Leader. That's the nicest job I've ever seen.
For the good times
Kit Sober
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"When it comes to matters of faith, trying to argue them with another person is like trying to blow out an electric light bulb--a massively futile waste of breath."
Priceless insight sir zix
from the poster formerly known as 'firebarrier'
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"The ministries are an outward working function, of benefit to the whole body, and specifically in a time of place and need. They don't say "come to me," they say "I'm coming to you."
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Full of insight in its context - - but it could become part of our terminology here! Clever.
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Kit Sober
A most excellent discussion of speaking in tongues.
A treasure of people's experiences of speaking in tongues:
Speaking in tongues by accident
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The course of the bubonic plague was turned by the concept of clean.
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From Socks in "Christian Music" thread Christian Music thread
I always knew we would one day, "look back on all this and laugh," but I didn't know we would be looking at ourselves as ridiculous.
(At the time I thought we were really holy, not wholly holey.)
Glad I have the chance, again, to die free,
Kit Sober
The course of the bubonic plague was turned by the concept of clean.
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Some of the Greasespot computer wisemen have been posting some of their stuff to help us be more computer literate and, hopefully, keep our pcs going along more smoothly:
pc tips and tricks thread on Greasespot Cafe's pc forum.
Thank you so very much igotout, zixar et al,
Kit Sober
The course of the bubonic plague was turned by the concept of clean.
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"While they were talking about the Bible, why that was just fine. But when they stepped into the field of masterbation, well NOW they stepped into my field. Why I have dedicated my life to that field. I spent years doing nothing in my office BUT masterbating, spent hours and hours masterbating, day in and day out. Why I've forgotten more than they will ever even know about masterbating".
...Guess you had to be there.
Suz
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A la prochaine
Grasshopper is talking about TWI banning any internet searching and when TWI came out with their big official proclamation:
"NO INTERNET SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"The TRUTH - YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
Hopper it's been 2 days and I'm still laughing.
From a Seinfeld fan at heart - Thanks.
'til the next time...
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From Larry P
"'God's Spiritual Marines?' Like when TWI entered into the California mission field, of course they came storming onto the beach from the sea, right?"
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On the PFAL Errors thread when Mike made a Biblical statement Rafael felt was incorrect he replied to Mike:
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Rottie posted this on the In Search of A Pet thread
Now, anyone that IS a huband or HAS a husband has to laugh at that one!
Dot Matrix
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insurgent made me laugh with this one!
"When life hands me lemons I grab the salt and the tequila."
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From our dear Adios:
"We have freedom of speach in this country. We don't have to tell our President we love him like those poor people in Iraq. Please try not to silence any voices, these are all the voices of the American people, this is why I love this country."
Bravo!
Linda Z
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excathedra
gosh what a great thread
and bravo adios
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andohmygod i never saw geo's schpeel (sp?) about masturbating, i'm dying
and i can't stop picturing rottie and her rottie, you guys are so fun
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oh here's my favorite from fellowshipper after he looked at an old photo of believers
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