How NOT to get tossed out

[Ham]

I thought this one deserved a place by itself.

Here are a few reasons that apparently are insufficient grounds for dismissal, even in executive positions.

1. Have adultery, with as many women as you can garner.

2. Force female EMPLOYEES to undergo the same.

3. Falsely accuse God's people of some of the worst crimes, harming some irrepairably, with no evidence whatsoever.

4. Waste MILLIONS of the organizations dollars on half-baked, obviously flawed schemes and investments.

5. Fire all of the experts, the ones that really bear the brunt of the organizations real day to day business.

6. Follow orders. Blindly.

7. Publically accuse Jesus of being a devil spirit. Wowser..

8. Attribute others works to your own efforts. Call it "new light". Forget that it has been documented and around for over a hundered years..

I know there is a lot more..

[outandabout]

Kiss foot, kiss foot and kiss some more. Kiss all the asses you can find.

Grovel, accept all reproof, true or not.

Never stick up for yourself and never never state the obvious regarding anything contrary to God's Word that might be going on.

Always always agree with your leadership.

Always be BLESSED to jump at the commands of those who are spirtually responsible for your life.

Always remember that those that God has ordained to be over you know better what is best for you than you do.

Never think for yourself or make decisions regarding your own life, for we all know your life is NOT YOUR OWN.

If you are an artist or musician, squelch all individuality and inspiration that you may have

but make sure that you still crank out what leadership expects when and how and what.

Never think an original thought, only preapproved Way thoughts. Always be on guard in your own mind against any thoughts like, "Why am I miserable here?"

And then maybe they'll let you stay.

[Ham]

Scream, yell and confront with a vengeance. They will ALWAYS have a place in da organization for you- unless the gods (lawyers) say otherwise.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

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Originally posted by outandabout:

Kiss foot, kiss foot and kiss some more. Kiss all the asses you can find.

Grovel, accept all reproof, true or not.

Never stick up for yourself and never never state the obvious regarding anything contrary to God's Word that might be going on.

Always always agree with your leadership.

Always be BLESSED to jump at the commands of those who are spirtually responsible for your life.

Always remember that those that God has ordained to be over you know better what is best for you than you do.

Never think for yourself or make decisions regarding your own life, for we all know your life is NOT YOUR OWN.

If you are an artist or musician, squelch all individuality and inspiration that you may have

but make sure that you still crank out what leadership expects when and how and what.

Never think an original thought, only preapproved Way thoughts. Always be on guard in your own mind against any thoughts like, "Why am I miserable here?"

And then maybe they'll let you stay.

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Emphasis on the MAYBE.

And you forgot "Fork over the big bucks."

George

[outandabout]

And SMILE SMILE SMILE.

Never be sad, depressed, worried, or upset.

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[JustThinking]

GSG:

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And you forgot "Fork over the big bucks."

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George,

All else is irrelevent.

JT

[Belle]

Bring someone else new everytime you come to fellowship. Get them to sign up for the class and start forking over their money.

Always volunteer to have classes and meetings at your house.

Tell the leaders every little detail about someone's life that you find out about.

Never give abs as cash. If they have to buy a money order for your abs it makes them mad.

Tell them every time you increase your abundant sharing by 1 percent. (Increase your abundant sharing every 3 months until you're giving over 50% of your income to them)

[Ham]

I just kind of find interesting the contrast- between some of the insignificant piddly little crap people have been tossed out for, compared to what Martifail and cronies pulled off.

Unbelievable, almost. The accounts of waste, criminal activity, adultery, etc etc.. and the same bunch really is STILL in charge. I saw people tossed out because they would rather spend time with their kids than to hunt and fish. No friggin joke.

Apparently, if your'e supposedly on the top of the food chain, there is NOTHING you cannot get away with, unless you really get the lawyers upset.

Look at the alleged "questionable" relationship between the two wives of da vey. Allege half of that to anybody else on the field, substantiated or not, and they're GONE.