Terry Bradshaw seemed to make a good pitchman for them. Can you imagine him in tights doing AOS and teaching PFAL? The original class just had some animated hick so... uh oh... hmm... I hope the BOD Squad isn't reading this.
Might be interesting to take all of the nominees that really want the job, put them in a locked room, and tell them that the sole survivor will inherit the job. I wonder how graciously they would come to a decision..
I thought about it and came to the conclusion that my dear hubby would be great, and he has experience too. He was a twig leader for for about 18 years and we had the biggest twig in our branch and was temporary B.C during the fog years for a while.
Dale Sides was an ordained clergy in TWI. He was a former limb coordinator, but I forget exactly where he was, I think, mayble Wyoming.
I left and started his own group called Liberating Ministries for Christ. He believes that Jesus is God, but not part of any triune godhead. I took one of his classes a long time ago when his group and CES were temporarily collaborating. He has a class called Exercising Spiritual Authority which was a pretty decent class. But he has come up with some really "out there" ideas about the Bible. I think his website is www.lmci.org.
BTW, CES decided that their doctrines were too far apart and parted company a number of years ago.
I nominate Loyboy. Perhaps the rest of the innies will leave after a year or two of his spewing and slashing. That certainly would be tough medicine for them to swallow but hopefully in the end they will feel much better for having taken it...ah freedom.
I am running for president of TWI. First campaign pledge, nobody tithes anymore. All free will offering. Secondly, all fellowships will actually and really be self-supporting and individual fellowships not run by our central authority. Therefore I will diffuse all the central authority and have a greater balance of power on the BOD, the trunk, limbs, and fellowships. Fellowships are requested...requested, mind you, only to give half of the sharing to central HQ. The rest is to build your own local area up and your own fellowship and also to use on camps, outings, teachings, and just plain enjoyment in fellowship.
No Blue slips, BTW. No one corrects you at the freakin'dinner table. Etiquette still exists, but manners lie in being polite to people while they eat.
You own your own home and those working on staff are given a retirement and 401K with health insurance. No one is marked and avoided and those that were get an apology and a request to come back any time they choose.
The Rock of Ages comes back. The WOWs come back. But WOWs get to work any way they choose to survive. The classes are free as abundant sharing paid for them anyway. Way Corps status is restored to all who graduated. Lawsuits against PJ are dropped and he gets his website back. Mrs Wierwille gets to move back home and keep that home as her own, JP and the rest of the family free to use it. And they can have it after she is gone. The Wierwilles and Kipp family have carte blanche to walk on property because their families donated it.
The fire ring cemetery is open to all to pay respects and Doug McMullan is reimbursed for all expenses. The names of those buried there get a special stone with their names on it.
The WAP classes are gone. New updated versions of PFAL are brought forth. "Christians Should be Preposterous" (pun intended) is thrown away. Only giving from the heart in this new ministry.
The Way College reopens in Colorado. That place is the new college. And this time it is regionally accredited with a liberal arts program included. Sexual harrassment is dealt with severely. The new teaching on sex is, no premarital sex, no adultery, and the rest is common sense.
The Prevailing Word Auditorium is renamed again the VPW Word Over The World Auditorium. All ex-way ministries are welcome to share the land when needed.
We are all brothers and sisters in the Word.
(Some hate this, some like it...let's see what happens...)
Could we let people play music that someone actually likes? Or how about music that teens would buy?
Oenophile,
It would be a bit ironic. I think it actually will happen. They can say the reign of Craig was "held in abeyance" while he "restored himself in the Word."
Eagle.. heh heh. You get my vote, but I think souls will be a-shiverin in the deepest part of he** before the current crowd would let you implement even a quarter of your reforms!
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Plan B:
Terry Bradshaw seemed to make a good pitchman for them. Can you imagine him in tights doing AOS and teaching PFAL? The original class just had some animated hick so... uh oh... hmm... I hope the BOD Squad isn't reading this.
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excathedra
JT, dales sides used to be a reverend in the way international
now he runs this outfit:
http://www.lmciweb.org/founder.cfm
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WOW! there's a scary web site. The name "Liberating" with a logo of a sword. And the look in his eyes. Somebody is wound a bit too tight!
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JustThinking
He does have kind of a serious look to him. Not a lot of smiling go on there.
JT
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def59
I'll take the job.
Oakspear could be vp
Geo Aar sec/treas
My research dept would be Raf, Evan and Mike
(a trinity of sorts)
And Song would head up Way Productions.
Shell, Ex and Abi could take Bless Patrol, I always trust moms.
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frank123lol
How about M@@ Wa@@@ce He is an alleged a#s kisser and would do anything they tell him
to do,
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Might be interesting to take all of the nominees that really want the job, put them in a locked room, and tell them that the sole survivor will inherit the job. I wonder how graciously they would come to a decision..
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JustThinking
Mr H,
"No, YOU are mark and avoid!" "Out foul spirit!" Hahahahaha
Oh, wait! I have an idea. Fox could take Mr. H's plan and make it a reality show! Some potential names:
Deceiver Island
Foul Factor
Survivor: New Knoxville
Amazingly Racy (Amazing Race)
Growing Up Okie (A la Growing Up Gotti)
Extreme Makeup (Seen Donna's pic on GS lately?!)
The Apprentice (Corps)
The Next BigForeHead (Next Billionaire)
Sadly, "The Big Loser" is already taken.
;)-->
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excathedra
def, only if you're paying in stale popcorn !!!!!
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wyteduv58
I vote for Kit, she has a beautiful heart and would do a great job. For Vice President Ralph Dubovski.
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wyteduv58
I wanna be on Bless patrol too!!
and how about state coordinators anybody know of anyone in thier state? I have to think about my State.
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I thought about it and came to the conclusion that my dear hubby would be great, and he has experience too. He was a twig leader for for about 18 years and we had the biggest twig in our branch and was temporary B.C during the fog years for a while.
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Shellon
......def, only if you're paying in stale popcorn !!!!!
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lol yeah and juice boxes
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JustThinking
I want to put the flag up in the morning.
(After having burned the tape of "Beautiful Ohio" the night before)
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Dale Sides was an ordained clergy in TWI. He was a former limb coordinator, but I forget exactly where he was, I think, mayble Wyoming.
I left and started his own group called Liberating Ministries for Christ. He believes that Jesus is God, but not part of any triune godhead. I took one of his classes a long time ago when his group and CES were temporarily collaborating. He has a class called Exercising Spiritual Authority which was a pretty decent class. But he has come up with some really "out there" ideas about the Bible. I think his website is www.lmci.org.
BTW, CES decided that their doctrines were too far apart and parted company a number of years ago.
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Here's another interesting combination:
Dan Rather - President
Jayson Blair - Vice President
Kenneth Lay - Secretary/Treasurer.
Dan Rather can keep us updated on news about TWI, Jayson can come up with the actual stories, and Kenneth Lay can manage the money.
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Actually, we could nominate anyone who would refuse to ever play "Beautiful Ohio" again, especially not at 7:00 am.
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JustThinking
Uh oh! I don't think ANYONE would want ME running TWI!
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waterbuffalo
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt? Townshend was wanking it, too? I never suspected that. Oh my gosh! Really? UH, please pt me the details, please. Thx!
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I nominate Loyboy. Perhaps the rest of the innies will leave after a year or two of his spewing and slashing. That certainly would be tough medicine for them to swallow but hopefully in the end they will feel much better for having taken it...ah freedom.
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I am running for president of TWI. First campaign pledge, nobody tithes anymore. All free will offering. Secondly, all fellowships will actually and really be self-supporting and individual fellowships not run by our central authority. Therefore I will diffuse all the central authority and have a greater balance of power on the BOD, the trunk, limbs, and fellowships. Fellowships are requested...requested, mind you, only to give half of the sharing to central HQ. The rest is to build your own local area up and your own fellowship and also to use on camps, outings, teachings, and just plain enjoyment in fellowship.
No Blue slips, BTW. No one corrects you at the freakin'dinner table. Etiquette still exists, but manners lie in being polite to people while they eat.
You own your own home and those working on staff are given a retirement and 401K with health insurance. No one is marked and avoided and those that were get an apology and a request to come back any time they choose.
The Rock of Ages comes back. The WOWs come back. But WOWs get to work any way they choose to survive. The classes are free as abundant sharing paid for them anyway. Way Corps status is restored to all who graduated. Lawsuits against PJ are dropped and he gets his website back. Mrs Wierwille gets to move back home and keep that home as her own, JP and the rest of the family free to use it. And they can have it after she is gone. The Wierwilles and Kipp family have carte blanche to walk on property because their families donated it.
The fire ring cemetery is open to all to pay respects and Doug McMullan is reimbursed for all expenses. The names of those buried there get a special stone with their names on it.
The WAP classes are gone. New updated versions of PFAL are brought forth. "Christians Should be Preposterous" (pun intended) is thrown away. Only giving from the heart in this new ministry.
The Way College reopens in Colorado. That place is the new college. And this time it is regionally accredited with a liberal arts program included. Sexual harrassment is dealt with severely. The new teaching on sex is, no premarital sex, no adultery, and the rest is common sense.
The Prevailing Word Auditorium is renamed again the VPW Word Over The World Auditorium. All ex-way ministries are welcome to share the land when needed.
We are all brothers and sisters in the Word.
(Some hate this, some like it...let's see what happens...)
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Eagle,
Could we let people play music that someone actually likes? Or how about music that teens would buy?
Oenophile,
It would be a bit ironic. I think it actually will happen. They can say the reign of Craig was "held in abeyance" while he "restored himself in the Word."
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Eagle.. heh heh. You get my vote, but I think souls will be a-shiverin in the deepest part of he** before the current crowd would let you implement even a quarter of your reforms!
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