Highway, my spouse wouldn't dream of missing one minute of anything, either and, yes, we were some of those idiots camping out at the conference room doors for hours just to get to sit up front. -->
The only problem with crashing the party is that we might meet a beretta bearing second rate security guard. May be no problem though.. probably shoot himself in the foot..
I never could imagine why folks were so psyched to go to these weekends...
We usually went to Florida for the holidays, I told them it was a long standing committment to go, that we would have an opportunity to speak the word to someoneoranother and we'd contact and attend a local twig if time and schedule worked out. We called it our vacation time, went to Shell Island (betcha didn't know Shell had an island named after her now did you)
Nothing like a plump Dallas Turkey! But beware - preparation can be difficult and time consuming! Dallas Turkeys don't always come out well, the meat can be tough due to the hard lives they have to live. They're the opposite of "free range organically fed" Turkeys. They live in cramped quarters, sometimes 3 or 4 to a cage. They often have scars due to repetitive injuries, poor little fellas. In-breeding can also cause unusual strains to develop so they become weak and their defense systems are shot by the time they're walking. They get force fed a diet of scraps and mishmashed regurgitations. Many have never seen a square meal once a day, let alone 3. It's tough for them. If you do buy one, make sure to clean, salt and cook slowly at low temp so all the fat melts off. It can take awhile. Properly prepared and served they can be very good, but you have to be careful.
quote:The only problem with crashing the party is that we might meet a beretta bearing second rate security guard. May be no problem though.. probably shoot himself in the foot..
...t'would be a chance I'd take... they only have one bullet right? ...and they carry it in their shirt pocket..
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Oakspear
We really oughta plan for a bunch of GSers crashing one of these events. It'll be fun
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excathedra
it would be fun, wouldn't it ?
we could all wear our GS t-shirts and maybe we could get masks made and all of us could be wearing faces of rosie, donna, harvey and pepe le peu
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JustThinking
Exie,
Would that be public indecency?
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Belle
I wish I had a GSpot shirt.
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Highway, my spouse wouldn't dream of missing one minute of anything, either and, yes, we were some of those idiots camping out at the conference room doors for hours just to get to sit up front.
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Steve!
I'm pretty sure that Pawtucket still has some GSpot shirts for sale. They're pretty reasonably priced, too!
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Digger
They should hold their meetings in Orlando - they're all f%^ing goofy in that mickeymouse organization anyway
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Ham
The only problem with crashing the party is that we might meet a beretta bearing second rate security guard. May be no problem though.. probably shoot himself in the foot..
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tcat5
All those twi persons in Dallas AGAIN for Turkey Day?!?!
Huuuuummmm guess that explains the cold wind from the north we Austin folks woke up to this morning!!
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Ham
Yep. More bone-chilling than a nun armed with a yard stick..
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I never could imagine why folks were so psyched to go to these weekends...
We usually went to Florida for the holidays, I told them it was a long standing committment to go, that we would have an opportunity to speak the word to someoneoranother and we'd contact and attend a local twig if time and schedule worked out. We called it our vacation time, went to Shell Island (betcha didn't know Shell had an island named after her now did you)
and playing in the ocean.
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AHAT
Herb..............You reprobate.
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Nothing like a plump Dallas Turkey! But beware - preparation can be difficult and time consuming! Dallas Turkeys don't always come out well, the meat can be tough due to the hard lives they have to live. They're the opposite of "free range organically fed" Turkeys. They live in cramped quarters, sometimes 3 or 4 to a cage. They often have scars due to repetitive injuries, poor little fellas. In-breeding can also cause unusual strains to develop so they become weak and their defense systems are shot by the time they're walking. They get force fed a diet of scraps and mishmashed regurgitations. Many have never seen a square meal once a day, let alone 3. It's tough for them. If you do buy one, make sure to clean, salt and cook slowly at low temp so all the fat melts off. It can take awhile. Properly prepared and served they can be very good, but you have to be careful.
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...t'would be a chance I'd take... they only have one bullet right? ...and they carry it in their shirt pocket..Link to comment
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excathedra
so in the middle of a teaching we all march in singing, "we'll follow the rose of god wherever she wants to go....."
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herbiejuan
A well tanned reprobate mind you
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