What's the dumbest thing LCM ever said?

[frank123lol]

that the Poe would take over the religous field in 2000

[frank123lol]

dumb mistake should be pope

[wyteduv58]

I was there in 95 ROA my last one and was apalled at his vicious mouth.

I think the dumbest thing he ever did was to OPEN HIS BIG MOUTH! :o--> :o-->

[WordWolf]

A bunch of his doozies are available for reading in the GSC archives...

Y2K-prepare for the end of the world.

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/html-docs/y2k.html

More on WW III

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/html...sts04-25-99.htm

Pregnancy Policy

(but not one on fornication, imagine that...)

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/html...s/pregnant.html

Spittle-flecked diatribe on homosexuals

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/html...omo-excerpt.htm

slave-labour/staff handbook

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/html...7-98hqstaff.htm

I like how the end basically says believers can't visit hq for a few

days as a vacation after spending 15-20% of salary on twi.

Loyalty demand

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/html...lty-excerpt.htm

lcm, of all people, says wayfers can't accept gifts

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/corp...riberytape.html

This is where he threatens to run all the Limbs himself.

Various comments-how to do funerals, stay out of politics

(funny-vpw didn't stay out), and "genuine spiritual suspicion"

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/corp.../cn10-12-94.htm

lcm, sex maniac, complains the teens are sex maniacs.

(Mr Pot, may I introduce the Kettles...)

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/corp.../cn09-28-94.htm

"Spirit is thicker than blood."

Last, but not least, austerity measures as lcm's dumb ideas slash the

income of twi.

http://www.greasespotcafe.com/waydale/corp...es/3-11-98.html

"If earthly families want to help or offer to help financially, then

it's okay."

Um, weren't we avoiding non-twi family, and refusing all gifts?

[Out There]

HE PUT THE CORPS ON SALARY!!!!!

Where the heck was I? Here I've been workin my backside off and he put them on the T--.

I guess I never did fall into the lucky category

[GarthP2000]

Out there,

You're out of TWI, aren't cha?

I'd say that that is pretty lucky.

[JustThinking]

Out There,

Like everything in TWI, you might want to read the fine print. What I saw:

Many corps dropped for very little reason to keep their numbers down.

No pets, cable or anything else deemed "unnecessary."

Very minimal allowances for everything including food. I got to see my LC's family eat almost nothing for dinner one night.

It was sad. After a year...boom! You're out the door. Go find a job now. Try doing that if you are over 40 with nothing but a bogus diploma.

[Out There]

Yea, I know you are right. I have been out for a long time. I have a dog, love my cable, I don't weigh much but I love steaks on the grill. I was in for around 17 years out there for around 15.

Thanks for snapping my thinking back to where it ought to be.

[GarthP2000]

quote:

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Thanks for snapping my thinking back to where it ought to be.

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Hey chief, where your thinking 'ought to be' is totally up to you, regardless of what anybody says. :)-->

[wyteduv58]

I think I know where his thoughts are and they are not in his head, at least not the head that sits on his neck. :D-->

[jell remler]

ahhh the memories.....

AC on PFAL 1994 Rome City Indiana:

Martindale newsflash at lunch:

Bill Clinton engineered the Oklahoma City bombing so he could make himself look good by handling a national crisis. Apparently Clinton had the support girders in the building pre-cut so it would collapse nicely when the fertilizer hit the fan.

I remember this girl sitting at the table next to me with this completely disgusted look on her face and I sat there wondering "jeez what's her problem?" "Why doesn't she look blessed?"

Yes, I drank the koolaid. Gallons of it.

[insurgent]

After teaching that the original sin of mankind was eve having a lesbian sexual encounter with satan he looked straight at the camera and asked, "Do you see it? Well, I do." and then laughed.

As though we stupid brainless people don't need to see it to believe it's true - just because he saw it and told us that's what it is, we should believe it.

Jell, I drank lots of kool aid too.

[shazdancer]

Dumbest thing Martindale ever said to himself:

I can dance.

:D-->

Shaz

[Tom Strange]

that's fun dancingshaz!

heck... IF we put all of the dumb things LCM said in this thread it would be longer than even mike's threads!

[wyteduv58]

I really don't think LCM can help himself cuz he's got a desease

called constipation of the brain and diarreah of the mouth. :D--> :D--> :D-->

[Eagle]

The dumbest thing that LCM ever said to me was in the Advanced Class Special of '92 where he declared that people should not pray to Jesus because there were devil spirits named Jesus.

So help me, I checked my Bible through and through and came up with no devil spirit named Jesus. So I suppose he got that by revelation. Whatever.

The dumbest thing he ever did was to mark and avoid rather than just let the criticism blow over his head and move forward. That wiped out half the ministry money there. Then he hired Corps on full time causing a major overhead expense and let them go in a year, causing the loyal followers to lose their career jobs and when they were released, could not get them back, the ministry losing a great deal of money then. Then the lawsuits over his sexual capades, the lesbian thing with Eve.

[Ham]

Let me temper this post by saying I love ATHELETES. My kids are atheletes, and are very

intelligent. So much of the stupidity that Bally Boy generated was because he was (and likely still

is) a JOCK.

[wyteduv58]

Hi Mr. Hammeroni, My yougest son is also an athlete a baseball player a "jock" as you say but he doesn't smoke,do drugs,screw around and is a very nice kid with lots of friends, captian of his team, not a bigmouth who thinks he knows it all.

He is everything LCM isn't but should have been. I'm very proud of him and all the other athletes or athletes children in here. My son also has what LCM never had....integrity.

Thanks for your post.

[JustThinking]

Paraphrased from his version of CF&S:

- If your teen wants to do something with his/her friend(s), it should be scheduled a week in advance. (Used his daughter as an example)

[A la prochaine]

Umm.. first of many things that comes to mind is this...

At the advance class special '92 I believe it was, LCM claimed that when cop-outs spoke in tongues they were no longer worshipping the true God, but the devil... --> -->

Holy Moly, I did mental gymnastics trying to wedge that one into the scriptures. I just put it on the proverbial 'back burner' thinking SOMEDAY I'd see it ! Oh fregh... -->

Jell, pass the Koolaid please ~ :(-->

[fortunateone]

The stock market is going to crash......