twi Drinking Game!

[Oakspear]

2 drinks for every GSer who gets anal about rules and/or Greek pronunciation :D-->

[Raf]

TWI I, II, III: Three drinks every time the speaker on the audio tape makes fun of the term "literal translation according to usage" by deliberately flubbing one of the words (ie, "non-literal transliteration according to my misusage).

Drain the glass if it doesn't sound like he's kidding.

TWI I, II, III: One drink every time The Way Ministry is mentioned. Two drinks if it's The Way International.

TWI I, II: One drink for every adjective used to describe Jesus Christ in the intro. "God Bless You in the Wonderfully Victoriously Living Name of Our Precious Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" would get four drinks.

[Oakspear]

TWI-2:

• One drink for every reference to the "topic of the month" (Our focus this month is on "Jesus Christ Our Promised Seed")
• Two drinks for reference to "topic of the month" in prayer (...in the name of Jesus Christ, our Promised Seed)
• Three drinks for reference to the "topic of the month" that has nothing to do with the rest of the sentence. (Just like the magi overcame long distances and smelly camels to see the Jesus, our Way Disciples have likewise overcome by witnessing to "many" people" in their communities)
• Drain the bottle if the teacher refers to or quotes anyone other than Wierwille using the "topic of the month" (even John Calvin, the great reformer knew that JC was our promised seed)

[WordWolf]

BOTH:

3 drinks if a military reference in a verse is explained as actually being

an ATHLETIC reference, a la AOS.

1 drink if a claim is made out of the blue-and is only justified as follows:

"you'd believe this if you worked The Word on this"

(example: "the Roman soldiers molested Jesus. You'd know this if you worked

The Word." )

1 drink whenever Ephesians is called "the greatest revelation ever given to

the Christian church" or equivalent (as if Romans is a waste of time.)

1 drink whenever speaker laughs aloud at his own joke

1 drink whenever "faith" in the KJV is changed into "believing"

1 drink whenever a Version other than the KJV is quoted

1 drink whenever the word "brainwash" or "cult" is used

drain glass if something complimentary is said about Christians in another

organization; drain a SECOND glass if it's NOT followed by an insult that

removes the compliment AND ONLY if the group is NAMED.

(I'm planning on collecting these when we're done, BTW....)

[Outfield]

This was funny!!!

[Jim]

Sorry I'm a little late for this one...

Empty pockets, purses and jewelry on table.

1 drink for every Bic Accountant Fine Point Pen

1 drink for holy spirit dove

3 drinks for every retimery card

2 drinks for every SIT sticker

1 drink for every package breath mints

1 drink for hand-tooled leather bible case

2 drinks for briefcase,

- 2 more if it contains concordance,

- 1 more per copy of "Sing along the Way"

- 1 more per blue twig abundant sharing report,

- If it contains flask of Drambuie, must chug it all.

Edited August 23, 2007 by Jim

[Outfield]

One drink for every:

Dat's right

fake laugh

class / kids you just gotta

It's the Word the Word and nothing but the Word

Oh I don't want to hear about....

Take your bibles and go to....

Two drinks for:

Renew your mind

Change your thinking

[Jim]

Five drinks for:

Checkup from the neckup

[waysider]

Break out the Dom Perignon if a "mucky muck" shows up and says something like:

I'm sorry!!!

Almost forgot---- Any era TWI will suffice.

Edited August 24, 2007 by waysider

[polar bear]

One drink every time- "Standing on the promises is sung"

One drink every time-"the choir leader says "wasn't that great".

One drink every time Rosie says "well bless your hearts".

Thinking of these things almost med me puke.

[ChasUFarley]

I hope some innies are lurking and read this thread and giggle their @$$es off - this is a riot...

Okay, here it goes...

TEQUILLA VERSION (done with lime and salt) (lime = suck) (salt = lick) (tequilla = drink)

The words "OUR FOUNDING FATHER IN THE WORD" are used = 1 suck

The word "PREVAIL" is used = 1 suck & 1 lick & 1 drink

The word "HOUSEHOLD" is used = 1 suck & 1 lick & 1 drink

The words "OUR DAY AND TIME" are used = 1 lick & 1 drink

The words "SINGING LADIES OF THE WAY" are used = 3 sucks (they completely suck)

The words "PROMISED LAND" are used = 1 suck & 1 lick & 1 drink

The words "HUNGERING AND THIRSTING" are used = 2 sucks & 2 drinks (you won't be hungry or thirsty after that!)

The words "FREE WILL CHOICE" are used = 1 suck & 1 lick & 1 drain the whole glass cuz you know it ain't so!

[Nottawayfer]

And you get a free bong hit if your FC returns your card and orders you to redo it.

[doojable]

One drink for every "just" in a prayer.

That ought to get you pretty smashed... ;)

[Eyesopen]

TWI 1 & 2:

one drink for everytime they said "bless your hearts" was heard in the teaching.

at least one drink for every time Loy said "homo" or similar statement in a teaching.

one drink for every time the teacher says "I wish you could see it in the original"

one drink for every time the person praying says "God" or "Lord" or "Father" or similar. After one prayer you should be sh!t faced.

Thus saith the shark from hell!

[wrdsandwrks]

I would play but I can't have more than 2 drinks. (You know, Corps limit)

But I will be 10 minutes early (Corps time) to the party.

[Eyesopen]

I would play but I can't have more than 2 drinks. (You know, Corps limit)

But I will be 10 minutes early (Corps time) to the party.

I got you covered W&W I got some glasses that are a yard long and hold a quart a piece! Two of those and you should be feeling just fine.