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NEWS!!!: TWI Announces Closure!!!!


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The Lima Herald reported today in an interview with the President of TWI, that due to the numerous lawsuits against the Way International, Inc., they have decided to close all functioning of the organization, including selling all properties held in whole or part of the TWI and refund to all members, past and present, a portion of the proceeds resulting from the liquidation of all assests real and personal. It was stated the liquidation was going to prorated based upon the percentage of donations directly attributed to all living members of the organization.

The current headquaters of TWI, located in New Knoxville Ohio, has been the subject of controversy for more than fifty years. The exisitng land and structures, including but not limited to a small auditorium, office buidings, dormatories, and a "President's Chalet", as well as a large amount of farmable acreage, have the potential to be of interest to numerous industrial and commercial interests. In addition, it is known that other assets are held in trust by the corporation in Toledo and in Gunnison, Colorado.

The President of TWI stated that the decision was made following the week-long apparition of a cloud formation looking like two old-style gasoline pumps directly above the campus, and the seasonally uncommon snowfalls that have been plaguing the New Knoxville region this week. "I think its a sign that we need to atone for our misdeeds, and get back to our roots" she told reporters. After the interview, the reporter noticed personally that the odd cloud formation that had persisted over the Headquarters of the TWI began to dissapate.

Happy APRIL FOOLS!!!!

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Digger,

Hubby and I were just try to figure out how much of our tens of thousands were coming back to us and decided that after everyone elses tens of thousands were considered we received the following,

Pay to the order of: ___ Mr. & Mrs. Digi ___ $.01

and then

THE CHECK BOUNCED

Digi

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