Ex10 if you will but be my WOG I would certainly have my teeth surgically altered as to enable me to give excellent pedicures while performing my normal boot licking duties.
Rest assured that I have contacted one CG: who has thoroughly & completely instructed me in my subserviant lapdog protocols and duties (anyone can take his class on it for the small sum of only $25,000...which of course is only to weed out those lazy uncommitted sort - the money means nothing him).
So rest assured that to whomever I become the head bootlicker I will be the best, most meakest and groveliest sycophant you could possibly ever desire!
quote:If you forget to forget, do you remember? -->
Bowtie
I have worked this question diligently since 1998. (Yes, it took me 20 years to finally get around to it, but never mind that.)
To forget to forget, is not to remember, but to enter another realm of spiritually we haven't yet been able to discuss.....cluelessness.
Although mastering the art of forgetfulness IS the primary will of God, sometimes we have to settle for second or third best and simply remain clueless.
Now let's not confuse forgetfulness, unremembrance, and cluelessness. All these terms have their place and represent the primary, secondary, and tertiary wills of God.
Can you guess which of these spriritual principles I have mastered?
Wyoman, at last, someone who recognizes ME for the great ME that I am.
Everybody else who has posted on this thread, I'm just gonna ignore, well, just because......
I was about to call for the complete and total deletion of this thread, and any thread that refers, implies, insinuates or even sets within close proximity to it, due to various and sundry irresponsible and incredible statements, but I suddenly realized that there is a juxtaposition between the irresponsible and RESPONSIBLE statements which sets forth a little known and heretofore lost structural figure known in antiquity as "apodectinowyouseeitnowyoudontous".
This isn't apparent upon first reading, in fact after poring over this thread not less than 378 times (not counting partial references to the tape library) it still wasn't apparent, however upon the 379TH time, the various statements began to give off a slight green glow, and it was at that time this structural balance stepped forward and fell in my lap, much like a cup of 160 degree MacDonald's coffee, only not as hot and slightly less wet.
It's there, believe me, and if I had the time to show everyone I would, but I really don't right now, but rest assured I am giving it my full attention. I highly suggest everyone do the full 378 readings and see for themselves.
In the meantime, I am REELING at the possibilities of EX10's "forgetfulness, unremembrance, and cluelessness" offerings. The implications are truly awesome, and once I can get the time to post my thoughts, I will, but needless to say, this changes everything. Everything!!! (all hail EX10!)
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Your wisdom is only outshined by your awesome beauty.
If only I had the money to spare, or is the desire in my heart, to take that fancy class Wyoman boasts about, why I'd, well, I'd be better at sucking up.
You have given me the words to speak my thoughts that have been lost for I don't remember how long.
You see, yesterday, I couldn't even spell cluelessness - today I are it! And I owe it all to you, oh wondrous Ex10. How shall I ever thank you properly?
I have long since passed from the "examination" phase of dentally altered pedicures and into the "acceptance" phase of dentally altered pedicures (DAPs), so long in fact, that many of you were not yet born when I conceived this great conception. Or even if you were born, you had not yet entered the "examination" phase (EP), still wallowing in the initial "acceptance" phase (AP). It is self evident that we all started out in a AP of DAP, received a trauma upon discovering that it was "all our fault" (AOF) for the "fall of the ministry" (FOM), which was built upon, you guessed it the AP of DAPs. It was AOF that we caused the FOM by our headlong rush to EP of the DAPs.
No matter what Rafael says with his Floridian reporter tricks that he learned at reporter school.
...and yes, balls in a jar does sound kinky!
Oakspear
"We...know how cruel the truth often is, and we wonder whether delusion is not more consoling"
All I can say here is that if we had heeded our great teacher's admonitions, and truly mastered forgetfulness, unremembrance, and cluelessness, why, we wouldn't be in the soup today.
Therefore, I'm calling on all you old grads to totally forget everything you've learned and discerned since leaving TWI, and return to your former state of cluelessness. Only then can the words of VP prevail in our day and time!
My unrememberances are increasing, but now my forgetfulnesses are hindering my cluelessnesses! What can I do??? --> I want to obey but I can't unremember what I already forgot!! Or can I???? Heeeelp! me!
I've missed some detail, I know. I've searched the front, back, and spines of all my books, and besides a few old sunflower seed shells, nada. I'm meek! Realllly! Heeeelp!
I seeeeeeee, EX10....so clear....all so clear! The previous conflabulations are clearing, but now I think I'm seeing double, o wait. Lemme turn the mirror around. THERE! I've seen the light!!
Ex10 - According to my post of Feb. 12, 2003, 13:39, on LarryP's "Picky Picky Picky: What's up with Martindale's robe?" thread, I have already been studying your correspondence course on cluelessness in my WC... er...AC closet. I believe God has revealed to you the mystery of cluelessness as it has not been known since around 1:30 pm. Or did you forget?
And I am UNANIMOUS in that!
Love,
Steve
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I shall now reveal the eight-volume teaching on Doctor's Penultimate Misplaced Teaching™. I know you're all hanging on every word, but time has run out for me today.
After being away for many years it might be surprising what we do actually hear from a teaching of his. Every once in a while I will see something or hear something that was taught and it blows my mind that I actually believed that .....
Vick: Perhaps, but in order to be initiated into Mike's church, you have to believe that PFAL was written by Lord God Almighty, something even Wierwille would have laughed at.
btw, this thread will be very confusing and not that funny unless you've been here a while, or so bored you read the past two months worth of posts. Sorry about that...
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Ex10 if you will but be my WOG I would certainly have my teeth surgically altered as to enable me to give excellent pedicures while performing my normal boot licking duties.
Rest assured that I have contacted one CG: who has thoroughly & completely instructed me in my subserviant lapdog protocols and duties (anyone can take his class on it for the small sum of only $25,000...which of course is only to weed out those lazy uncommitted sort - the money means nothing him).
So rest assured that to whomever I become the head bootlicker I will be the best, most meakest and groveliest sycophant you could possibly ever desire!
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Hold on...how many F's are there?
Oakspear
"We...know how cruel the truth often is, and we wonder whether delusion is not more consoling"
Henri Poincare
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Bowtie
I have worked this question diligently since 1998. (Yes, it took me 20 years to finally get around to it, but never mind that.)
To forget to forget, is not to remember, but to enter another realm of spiritually we haven't yet been able to discuss.....cluelessness.
Although mastering the art of forgetfulness IS the primary will of God, sometimes we have to settle for second or third best and simply remain clueless.
Now let's not confuse forgetfulness, unremembrance, and cluelessness. All these terms have their place and represent the primary, secondary, and tertiary wills of God.
Can you guess which of these spriritual principles I have mastered?
Wyoman, at last, someone who recognizes ME for the great ME that I am.
Everybody else who has posted on this thread, I'm just gonna ignore, well, just because......
Have a nice day.
:)-->
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Dearest Larry,
I was about to call for the complete and total deletion of this thread, and any thread that refers, implies, insinuates or even sets within close proximity to it, due to various and sundry irresponsible and incredible statements, but I suddenly realized that there is a juxtaposition between the irresponsible and RESPONSIBLE statements which sets forth a little known and heretofore lost structural figure known in antiquity as "apodectinowyouseeitnowyoudontous".
This isn't apparent upon first reading, in fact after poring over this thread not less than 378 times (not counting partial references to the tape library) it still wasn't apparent, however upon the 379TH time, the various statements began to give off a slight green glow, and it was at that time this structural balance stepped forward and fell in my lap, much like a cup of 160 degree MacDonald's coffee, only not as hot and slightly less wet.
It's there, believe me, and if I had the time to show everyone I would, but I really don't right now, but rest assured I am giving it my full attention. I highly suggest everyone do the full 378 readings and see for themselves.
In the meantime, I am REELING at the possibilities of EX10's "forgetfulness, unremembrance, and cluelessness" offerings. The implications are truly awesome, and once I can get the time to post my thoughts, I will, but needless to say, this changes everything. Everything!!! (all hail EX10!)
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quack
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Oh Fabulous EX, Live Forever
:D-->
Your wisdom is only outshined by your awesome beauty.
If only I had the money to spare, or is the desire in my heart, to take that fancy class Wyoman boasts about, why I'd, well, I'd be better at sucking up.
You have given me the words to speak my thoughts that have been lost for I don't remember how long.
You see, yesterday, I couldn't even spell cluelessness - today I are it! And I owe it all to you, oh wondrous Ex10. How shall I ever thank you properly?
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OOPS, scuse me....think I'm inna WRONG thread!!!
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I have long since passed from the "examination" phase of dentally altered pedicures and into the "acceptance" phase of dentally altered pedicures (DAPs), so long in fact, that many of you were not yet born when I conceived this great conception. Or even if you were born, you had not yet entered the "examination" phase (EP), still wallowing in the initial "acceptance" phase (AP). It is self evident that we all started out in a AP of DAP, received a trauma upon discovering that it was "all our fault" (AOF) for the "fall of the ministry" (FOM), which was built upon, you guessed it the AP of DAPs. It was AOF that we caused the FOM by our headlong rush to EP of the DAPs.
No matter what Rafael says with his Floridian reporter tricks that he learned at reporter school.
...and yes, balls in a jar does sound kinky!
Oakspear
"We...know how cruel the truth often is, and we wonder whether delusion is not more consoling"
Henri Poincare
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All I can say here is that if we had heeded our great teacher's admonitions, and truly mastered forgetfulness, unremembrance, and cluelessness, why, we wouldn't be in the soup today.
Therefore, I'm calling on all you old grads to totally forget everything you've learned and discerned since leaving TWI, and return to your former state of cluelessness. Only then can the words of VP prevail in our day and time!
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PS Another thought for the day...
Once the cat is out of the bag, don't let him back in, no matter what he tells you.
:D-->
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EX10TH has spoken!
:)-->
My unrememberances are increasing, but now my forgetfulnesses are hindering my cluelessnesses! What can I do???
--> I want to obey but I can't unremember what I already forgot!! Or can I???? Heeeelp! me!
I've missed some detail, I know. I've searched the front, back, and spines of all my books, and besides a few old sunflower seed shells, nada. I'm meek! Realllly! Heeeelp!
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Ah, sockster, I threw you a bone, but you didn't even notice.......or was that a kitty treat?
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Anyway, my advice to you is..........tah, dah, drum roll, please.......
Forget the dog, the cat's in charge anyway!
:D-->
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Of course, you can't really explain the difference between a duck.
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Ah, zix, I think my inner cluelessness is coming out cause I don't get it.
Do I have to think too hard?
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I seeeeeeee, EX10....so clear....all so clear! The previous conflabulations are clearing, but now I think I'm seeing double, o wait. Lemme turn the mirror around. THERE! I've seen the light!!
It's, uh, just sittiing there like a duck!
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aha! Now I get it.....You see, I AM the great hostess of cluelessness.
I have elevated this rare gift to an art form.
Do you think I should charge for lessons?
:D-->
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Ex10 - According to my post of Feb. 12, 2003, 13:39, on LarryP's "Picky Picky Picky: What's up with Martindale's robe?" thread, I have already been studying your correspondence course on cluelessness in my WC... er...AC closet. I believe God has revealed to you the mystery of cluelessness as it has not been known since around 1:30 pm. Or did you forget?
And I am UNANIMOUS in that!
Love,
Steve
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Geez - I think this needs to be brought up to the top again.... to remind us that the answer to the question is:
Hope R. color>size>face>
"And I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm going.I'm on my way, takin' my time but I don't know where." P. Simonsize>
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Aha! The Secret Lost Buried Hidden Poll has resurfaced!
Of course, this makes it no longer Buried...
Or Hidden...
Or Lost...
Or Secret...
And since it isn't the only poll, the use of the definite article "the" should be replaced with the indefinite article "a"...
Behold! A Poll has resurfaced!
Geez, that's not much of a cause for a specific announcement...
Never mind.
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But if we bury it again, and forget about it, and not tell anyone about it, then it will be the HiddenLostSecretPollTM once again.
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You just can't avoid its ubiquity...
I shall now reveal the eight-volume teaching on Doctor's Penultimate Misplaced Teaching™. I know you're all hanging on every word, but time has run out for me today.
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After being away for many years it might be surprising what we do actually hear from a teaching of his. Every once in a while I will see something or hear something that was taught and it blows my mind that I actually believed that .....
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Vick: Perhaps, but in order to be initiated into Mike's church, you have to believe that PFAL was written by Lord God Almighty, something even Wierwille would have laughed at.
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btw, this thread will be very confusing and not that funny unless you've been here a while, or so bored you read the past two months worth of posts. Sorry about that...
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Zix,
have you forgotten everything you learned
from the groupthink?
Never apologize (implies you are less than
perfect), and, if caught, never admit to an
error. (Oh, wait-that's not from the old
groupthink, that's the new groupthink.)
CLFOBS Ministries. Join NOW!
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