You gonna do somethin'? Or just stand there and bleed?
Tombstone
I feel the need....the need for speed!
Top Gun
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er...
Die Hard
Try not to suck any d*** on the way out of the parking lot!
Clerks
You wanna say something?
Yeah! About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all.
Mallrats
I feel a hate crime coming on.
Chasing Amy
I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.
Dogma
Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."
Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this **** in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: I'm sorry this is taking you away from whatever-gay-killers-on-horses-who-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-flick you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: Oh, I'm touchy-feely? I take it you never saw Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? First, you've gotta do the safe picture. Then you do it for art. And then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
[They both take a beat and look at the camera]
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you go back to the well.
"Mr.Nightlinger,for supper tonight I'd like beans and cabbage,...with a chunk of fatback in pepper sauce...and make some gravy out of the grease"....John Wayne,to the camp cook doling out medicine to young,hungover cowboys in "the Cowboys"...
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Raf
What's a yout?
Oh, you were serious about that?
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Rocky
I'm surprised no one has cited California's new governator, one the most profound lines in the first Terminator movie --
F__k y_o, _$$ hole!
(it's the way he said it...)
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Tom
God hates me.
Hate him back; it works for me. Lethal Weapon?
I never killed anybody that didn't deserve it. Spoken by John Wayne somewhere or other.
I say
[dramtic pause]
that what you say
[dramatic pause; very tense moment]
is what I say. Spoken by the head of the Brooklyn gang in Newsies Newzies?
[This message was edited by Thomas Heller on November 22, 2003 at 10:33.]
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Bluzeman
"Remember, dead sure or dead"
from The Mechanic
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Sudo
Do the classics count?? Who knows what movie this is from??
"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here."
P.S. Here's a great one, too..
PILATE:
What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
CENTURION:
Well, it's a joke name, sir.
PILATE:
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[This message was edited by Sudo on November 22, 2003 at 15:11.]
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George Aar
Sudo,
Too easy, Claude Reins, CASABLANCA...
How about another classic Bogey flick,
"Badges? We don need no stinkin' BADGES!"
geo.
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DooWap
Geo,
TSM.. another great classic.
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Trefor Heywood
From Victor/Victoria
French inspector:
"The person in the dressing room was naked from the waist down and and if he was a woman he was wearing the biggest disguise I have ever seen."
Toddy:
"There's nothing more pathetic than an old queen with a head cold."
Trefor Heywood
"Cymru Am Byth!"
[This message was edited by Trefor Heywood on November 22, 2003 at 20:34.]
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Oakspear
Isn't the follow up "Okay, you can owe me", by Rodney Dangerfield's character?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice...but in practice there is
Oakspear
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TheInvisibleDan
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
-Shawshank Redemption 4:12
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mj412
Dam it Janet I love you!
rocky horror show .
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Zixar
Sudo: The second one is from Life of Brian...
;)-->
Secret Signature of the Day==v
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Zixar
Oak: Yep.
Rodney: "Hey, Judge! Hundred bucks says you slice it into the woods!"
Ted Knight: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I NEVER slice! (whop) DAMN!"
Rodney: "Okay, you can owe me!"
Secret Signature of the Day==v
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Raf
It's just a flesh wound.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Do you like apples? Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?
Good Will Hunting
This has really been your year, Miss Duarte.
Tell us where you go from here, Miss Duarte.
Which are the roles that you yearn to play?
Whom did you sleep - dine with yesterday?
Evita
Seven days.
The Ring
A census taker tried to interview me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
The Silence of the Lambs
I'd give real money if he'd shut up.
Star trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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Zixar
You gonna do somethin'? Or just stand there and bleed?
Tombstone
I feel the need....the need for speed!
Top Gun
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er...
Die Hard
Try not to suck any d*** on the way out of the parking lot!
Clerks
You wanna say something?
Yeah! About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all.
Mallrats
I feel a hate crime coming on.
Chasing Amy
I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.
Dogma
Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."
Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this **** in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: I'm sorry this is taking you away from whatever-gay-killers-on-horses-who-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-flick you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: Oh, I'm touchy-feely? I take it you never saw Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? First, you've gotta do the safe picture. Then you do it for art. And then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
[They both take a beat and look at the camera]
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: Now that's just mean.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
Pulp Fiction
Secret Signature of the Day==v
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Raf
I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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simonzelotes
"Mr.Nightlinger,for supper tonight I'd like beans and cabbage,...with a chunk of fatback in pepper sauce...and make some gravy out of the grease"....John Wayne,to the camp cook doling out medicine to young,hungover cowboys in "the Cowboys"...
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ohbehave
Mammy to Rhett Butler "Miss Scarlet's prostrate with grief."
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Square Peg
"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"
Monty Python's Life of Brian
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excathedra
from one of my favorite shows, "the family guy"
stewie:
what's your email ? mine is loismustdie, all one word, at yahoo.com
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ItsStillTheWord
"I just wanted da knowledge, I just wanted da knowledge"
Changed
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Pirate1974
"There's no crying in baseball!" - Jimmy Dugan, A League Of Their Own
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excathedra
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stilly !!!!
and pirate, that is a GREAT line, that was soooooooooo funny !!!!!!
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Dot Matrix
From Almost famous...
The kid is saying something about not being accepted by his peers in high school.
The respose went like this
You will meet them all again on a long journey to the middle
I just love that.
[This message was edited by Dot Matrix on November 28, 2003 at 8:50.]
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