"Some people can read War and Peace and think it's only a simple adventure story, other people can read the contents of a bubble gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe."
and
"We all have our little faults - mine's in California."
"Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
Jack Lemmon describing Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot.
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ItsStillTheWord
"Won't Kitty Hanes be surprised?"
from The Purple Rose of Cairo (Woody Allen)
Don't know if this qualifies, but I just like this line.
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God bless all
Its from the movie call
Inn Of the Sixth Happiness
Ingrid Bergman plays Gladys Aylward
There is a prison problem
The guard ask the head of that China city
"If he should shot the prisons from the wall"
Gladys Aylward says " He supose to restore order"
The guard said "let others "
Gladys saids "is he afraid"
The guard said " you go your God will take care of you I have no such God We heard about you even in prison"
Gladys went
Glady walk into the prison she said "I am (her china name)"
The inmates are fighting
a inmate said " she is (her china name) the person who loves the people"
later a a colonel she knows ask how she is.
He told that she crossing China on foot with the childen she took in
Colonel said " with 50 children"
His aid saids "no with 100 children"
The Favorite lines are too many to write
Bless your heart
Roy
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"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"
Real Genius
"Nuuude women. Cloooowns welcome."
Quick Change
"I was the next man."
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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"If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from." Luke to C-3PO, Star Wars
"Never get involved with a Sicilian, when DEATH is on the line!!! AHAHAHAHA...(thud!)" Vizzini to the Man In Black, The Princess Bride
"We'd better get back. They mostly come at night. Mostly." Newt to Ripley, Aliens
"Welcome to the Desert of the Real..." Morpheus to Neo, The Matrix
"These go to eleven..." Nigel Tufnel to Marty DeBergi, This Is Spinal Tap
"Are we awake?"
"We are not sure. Are we black?"
"Yes, we are."
"Then we're awake. But we're very confused..." Morning in the jail for the Sheriff and the Waco Kid, Blazing Saddles
Secret Signature of the Day==v
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily - John Blutarsky, Animal House
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"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I NEVER slice! (whop) DAMN!" Judge Smails, Caddyshack
Secret Signature of the Day==v
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Trefor Heywood
From Superman - The Movie:
"I stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way."
From Finnian's Rainbow:
"My family have had nothing but trouble with immigrants ever since they came to this country."
Trefor Heywood
"Cymru Am Byth!"
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Oh the Superman movies have some great lines.
"You're going to end up fighting every politician in the country!"
"How'd you get here so fast?" "I ran."
All those things I can do. All those powers. And I couldn't even save him.
It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history.
You've got me? Who's got you?
A friend.
Bad vibrations?
First round's on me, let me get my hat.
"Mommy! Mommy! The cat was stuck in a tree. A man swooped out of the sky and gave her to me."
"Haven't I told you to stop telling lies?" (WHACK!)
Fly. Don't look. Just, fly. We've got, something. I'm not saying what it is. Just, trust me.
A good reporter doesn't get great stories, Jimmy. A good reporter makes them great.
It's your weight and my IQ.
It's amazing to me that that brain can generate enough power to keep his legs moving.
Miss TessmaCHERRRRRR!!!!!
Come, son of Jor-El. KNEEEEL before Zod!
The whole planet Hoo-ston?
"You are master of all you survey." "And so I was yesterday. And the day before."
"Ah, yet he is but one, while you are three."
"UNGH!"
"Or four if you count him twice."
"Why do you say these things to me, when you know I will kill you for it?"
"Me? Lex Luthor? The greatest criminal mind of our time?"
Orange juice, yes, yes, I know, freshly squeezed.
For a minute there you almost had me convinced. For a minute.
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Scruffy. A sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished. No style at all.
I expect better manners from my guests, Zod.
and who can ever forget...
General, would you care to step outside?
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ItsStillTheWord
"Are memories something we have
or something we've lost?"
Another Woman
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Pirate1974
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" - President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove
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"I'm here to kick @$$ and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum"
Roddy Piper in They Live
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice...but in practice there is
Oakspear
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"I think you misundahstood him"
Julia to Satch in Frequency after Satch relays Julia's husband's story of talking to their thirty-years-in-the-future son on a ham radio
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice...but in practice there is
Oakspear
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
Dean Wurmer to "Flounder" in Animal House
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice...but in practice there is
Oakspear
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Another good Superman quote:
Lex Luthor:
"Some people can read War and Peace and think it's only a simple adventure story, other people can read the contents of a bubble gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe."
and
"We all have our little faults - mine's in California."
Trefor Heywood
"Cymru Am Byth!"
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ItsStillTheWord
"You've got a good personality and you know sweaters"
Alice
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Square Peg
"Sid may have the only biology lab in the world that has nothing alive in it."
Creator
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Spared no expense.
Jurassic Park
Is this a homicide or a bad B-movie?
Night of the Creeps
I have a bad feeling about this.
Spoken at least once in every Star Wars movie
Thank you. Five dollars. I think I'll go to the movies. By myself.
Trading Places
And these are pork bellies, used to make bacon, which may be found in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
Trading Places
"What about the women?"
"Get your own women!"
Jason Robards negotiating hostage releases with Bill Murray in Quick Change
That is one nutty hospital.
Tootsie
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"Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
Jack Lemmon describing Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot.
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Raf
Oh, I can't forget this one...
Myyyy preciousssssss...
Lord of the Rings
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"If you need to shoot,shoot,don't talk"...Eli Wallach in 'The Good the Bad and the Ugly'...
"Best thing for her,really.Her therapy was going nowhere."...Hannibal Lecter discussing a murdered client....
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Yanagisawa
"What we heeaaaave heeeah is a fayluuhh to communicate"
"OOOhhh Luciillle!"
Cool Hand Luke
"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Would you please shut up. Shut...up. Shut up. Shut up SHUT UP."
Kevin Spacey in Glengarry Glenn Ross
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excathedra
"i have a toy pony. he takes big sh!ts"
"i'm a premature ejaculator"
"forgive me your honor, i'm fat"
all from Mystery Alaska
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excathedra
"Goodnight you princes of Maine, you Kings of New England"
Michael Caine in Cider House Rules
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