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The CEO's of several brewing companies met at the bar, after an international conference, discussing innovations in their business.

Bartender asks "What'll it be gentlemen?"

The CEO of Coors says "Give me the only beer made from Rocky Mtn. water. I'll have a Coors"

Ceo of Miller says "Give me the only beer with Highlife in it. I'll have a Miller"

Ceo of Budweiser says "Give me the King of Beers. I'll have a Bud"

Ceo of Guiness says "I'll have a coke" icon_eek.gif

They all (stunned) looked at him and asked why wasn't he ordering a Guiness?

Ceo of Guiness replied -- "Well, if you're not drinking beer, then I won't either." icon_biggrin.gif:D-->

(make mine a SUMMIT EXTRA PALE ALE) icon_cool.gif

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For years now, I have been secretly thinking that I am really truly a lesbian. I am trapped in a man's body. I really love the female form. Redheads, blondes, brunettes; it makes no difference. Now with my preoccupation with females, I must be a lesbian. But here I am trapped in a man's body, I hate the male body.

:-)

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My preference is for real ales Jonny - Bishop's Tipple, Abbot Ale, Old Peculiar etc. They all have fascinatingly strange names (and often ecclesiastical ones).

Gay pubs and clubs usually sell what we call "keg" beers - gassy, weak and usually tasteless and for overinflated prices.

What US folk call beer we would normally call "lager".

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GarthP2000:

"Since when did lesbians sport beards?"

Does that dis-qualify me?

While serving on active-duty I had to keep shaving it off every few months [after the 1983 decision to get rid of beards in-port entirely]. Now it is finally growing out a bit. Just a couple inches below my nipples now. I am hoping to get it down to my belt.

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Give me a Grolsch or Dos Equis

Best american beer was the Stroh's Signature

St. Pauli Girl was nice.

Heniken, Becks are overrated and Bud and Miller are glorified water.

This is based on memory of a life more than 13 years ago, so don't take my words too seriously.

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GarthP2000:

"Galen,

Ya know, you'd make a wierd Santa Claus."

Are you saying that an-Ex-Way-Followers should not ever play Santa?

Or that a man who considers himself a lesbian, should not play santa?

Or that bearded lesbians should not play santa?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Galen,

It was in response to this:

quote:
"Since when did lesbians sport beards?"

Does that dis-qualify me?


"Or that a man who considers himself a lesbian, should not play santa?"

Now, why would you consider yourself a lesbian, hmmm? icon_confused.gif:confused:-->

Not thinking of going thru a sex change operation, are ya? icon_eek.gif

Not that I'm against you doing that mind you.

icon_biggrin.gif:D-->

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GarthP2000-

quote:
"Since when did lesbians sport beards?" Does that dis-qualify me?

"Or that a man who considers himself a lesbian, should not play santa?"

"Now, why would you consider yourself a lesbian, hmmm? icon_confused.gif:confused:-->"

"For years now, I have been secretly thinking that I am really truly a lesbian. I am trapped in a man's body. I really love the female form. Redheads, blondes, brunettes; it makes no difference. Now with my preoccupation with females, I must be a lesbian. But here I am trapped in a man's body, I hate the male body."

Dont you love the female form too?

:-)

You are saying that as a man, you like the look of men's bodies?, or girls?

Then perhaps you could also be a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

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