I like to say "Merry Christmas" sometimes, mainly because TWI frowned on it, but as a non-Christian, "Happy Yule" is more what you'll hear from me. I happily and joyfully accept all manner of holiday greetings however :D-->
Up here in Minny-soda -- the unabashedly bluest of blue states, next to perhaps Massachusetts, we wish you all a very merry, er, uhhhh, ahem, (cough!) -----
Happy Hannah-Rama-Kwanz-Mas -- from the land of 10,000 taxes, where
not a Euphorian was thinking of anything but pure equity.
My current life partner and the developing persons all three
Had removed our helmets and were drinking ginkobiloba tea.
We-as a team had just done the dishes,
With dish soap organic-to not hurt the fishes.
When suddenly I felt the dwelling unit shake
I knew by the sound-Santa had made a mistake!
I ran through the yard,
where there was no sign of Christmas at all
Said come down-where’s your helmet-you’ll certainly fall!
You’ve made a mistake-this community’s P.C.
Nowhere here will you find a Christmas tree.
We celebrate the all-inclusive Euphorian holiday
Channaramakwanzmas offends no one-no how- no way!
Please leave here now-you are not welcome here
Unless you free those poor repressed reindeer
And the elves-while you’re at it…overworked, underpaid
And Mrs. Claus-is she anymore than your maid?
Santa looked at me then and said-seemly frayed
What’s this Euphorian holiday you nuts have made?
Happy Channaramakwanzmas, to all, and good night.
This was from a "spoof" on the GARAGE LOGIC SITE, here in Minnesota -- but it hits way too close to home, concerning the mentality of the folks that live here. -->
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Belle
Pathetic what we've been reduced to, isn't it?
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHATTYCATHY!!
I'm sending out CHRISTMAS Cards this year and making sure that every single one of them says CHRISTMAS on it! ;)-->
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I like to say "Merry Christmas" sometimes, mainly because TWI frowned on it, but as a non-Christian, "Happy Yule" is more what you'll hear from me. I happily and joyfully accept all manner of holiday greetings however :D-->
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Steve!
Okay, Oakspear -
Happy Household Holiday!
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krys
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CoolWaters
There was this branch leader in Anchorage who always put up a Christmas tree...with no skirt and no presents under it.
My husband once asked him, "What's this for? Slaying babies?"
Little did we know at the time that that was closer to the truth than we could have imagined...
So I just say, "Happy Holidays!"
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ChattyKathy
Hi y'all. Merry Christmas! ;)-->
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Oakspear
Okay Steve!, all "with distinction" -->
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Kit Sober
CHALKY FESTIVAL --- Answer: WHITE CHRISTMAS
US TRIPLET RULERS --- Answer:
K.O. THE CORRIDORS --- Answer:
ZERO HOLIDAY CONIFER --- Answer:
CATCHY ALARMS --- Answer:
ZERO-DECIBEL DARKNESS --- Answer:
A MINUSCULE METROPOLIS OF STEEL --- Answer:
WEE TAPPING TOT --- Answer:
HEY-MAN, THE TRIBUNE PIXIES HARMONIZE --- Answer:
A DOZEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS OF THE FESTIVAL --- Answer:
#1 ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ --- Answer:
DETERGENT IN THE GALAXY --- Answer:
POSSESSING ID WEDS A TINY NOEL --- Answer:
THE ARRIVAL WAS AT THE STROKE OF 12 NATURALLY --- Answer:
FAR OFF IN THE FEED BIN --- Answer:
ARE WE BOTH GETTING THE SAME VIBES? --- Answer:
NO SWISS CHEESE MOONTIME --- Answer:
A SIGH BECKONS EVERY BELIEVER --- Answer:
MANY ASPIRE ONE A GLEEFUL EVENT --- Answer:
BRIDGING THE GAP AND TUNNELING THE TREES --- Answer:
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US TRIPLET RULERS --- Answer We 3 Kings
K.O. THE CORRIDORS --- Answer: Deck the Halls
WEE TAPPING TOT --- Answer:Little Drummer Boy
FAR OFF IN THE FEED BIN --- Answer: Away in a Manger
ARE WE BOTH GETTING THE SAME VIBES? --- Answer:D-->o You Hear What I Hear?
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dmiller
KIt --- :D--> :D-->
Up here in Minny-soda -- the unabashedly bluest of blue states, next to perhaps Massachusetts, we wish you all a very merry, er, uhhhh, ahem, (cough!) -----
Happy Hannah-Rama-Kwanz-Mas -- from the land of 10,000 taxes, where
The Women are strong,
The Men are good looking,
And the children are above average --
Each and every one.
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No "L" (Noel)
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This was from a "spoof" on the GARAGE LOGIC SITE, here in Minnesota -- but it hits way too close to home, concerning the mentality of the folks that live here. -->
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dmiller
"It came upon a midnight clear"
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"O Christmas tree"
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"Silent Night"
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dmiller
Sorry -- I can only do these one at a time. :(-->
But it sure is fun!! :D-->
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dmiller
"Oh Little Town of Bethlehem"
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" Over the bridge, and through the woods" -->
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dmiller
"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
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"Oh, Holy Night"
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ChattyKathy
Thanks for the mornin' smile. :D-->
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ChattyKathy
Kit, thanks for the fun! Below is your list with answers provided, showing the ones remaining. (thanks Kry and dmiller)
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ChattyKathy
And a new one:
Trunk Legumes cooking on the Coleman --- Answer: Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
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krys
A SIGH BECKONS EVERY BELIEVER -- O Come all Ye Faithful
MANY ASPIRE ONE A GLEEFUL EVENT -- We Wish You a Merry Christmas (and a Happy New Year)
HEY-MAN, THE TRIBUNE PIXIES HARMONIZE Hark the Herald Angels Sing
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