I heard the machine was designed by a man. :blink:
And when I had my probe they gave me this drug and said you won't remember a thing but you'll be awake. So I asked the nurse did I talk while I was awake not remembering a thing and she said yes but don't worry everyone sounds kinda crazy then. :blink:
LOLOL shall I report back after the mammogram or the colonoscopy? What's your preferance?
Just had my "yearly" last week, so your fun is being shared (thanks a lot). Have my mammo next week (can't wait to have them in that vise) and supposed to schedule that darn colonoscopy. Think I'm going to rethink that one. Why go through THAT kind of torture if nothing is wrong!!!!
Went to the dentist earlier this week and have to have much work done. (Sudo, if I let you do it, for me could you just knock me out for the duration. PLEASE!!!! I'm a big baby when it comes to those things. :(
For the same reason you do the mammogram, so you'll know for sure all is well.
No, that's NOT the reason I'm getting the mammo. I'm going for my mammo, cause my doctor threatened me. She said that I couldn't have my HRT until she gets the results of my mammo. Without those I PMS 24/7/365!!!!
And what makes you think there is such a thing as a safe corner? :P
And to further describe what I know y'all are dying to read some of us don't have PMS but that awful other word called h3ll on earth for short. :blink:
But then you men also have your wonderful exams to look forward to as well. :D
And note to myself...when opting to briskly walk in the distribution center versus somewhere else be mindful of the moving rows of clothing....
....why do I think I'll be told I can't do that anymore..... :P
No, that's NOT the reason I'm getting the mammo. I'm going for my mammo, cause my doctor threatened me. She said that I couldn't have my HRT until she gets the results of my mammo. Without those I PMS 24/7/365!!!!
Uh, I was just making a joke cause of this post. Guess I should shut up.
Dunno...is it safe to come back? Is the male bashing finished now?
But seriously, I DO have a tune from a movie. Not the theme, but from the soundtrack. Click HERE!
You know, I wasn't going to say anymore about it but Shellon, if you look at the post right before the one I made that seems to have offended you, you will see that what I said was just a joke and I really think you owe me and all the others here an apology.
Rick
Again, not the theme but THIS one might be a little easier.
And by the way, welcome to the Nostalgia thread! Glad to see you here! And I PROMISE...soon as I get time I'm going to record a bluegrass tune on my Dobro(resonator, actually) and post it on your mandolin thread!
bluzeman said: "You know, I wasn't going to say anymore about it but Shellon, if you look at the post right before the one I made that seems to have offended you, you will see that what I said was just a joke and I really think you owe me and all the others here an apology."
An apology? For what? I guess I don't understand. I thought I was going along with the joke.
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I had to read other things to sober myself cause I was hurting from laughter. :D
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LOLOL shall I report back after the mammogram or the colonoscopy? What's your preferance?
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You know it still amazes me that they can make you feel like they've put them in another room from you while filming.
And I had one of those and nah I don't wanta hear it. :blink:
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I heard the machine was designed by a man. :blink:
And when I had my probe they gave me this drug and said you won't remember a thing but you'll be awake. So I asked the nurse did I talk while I was awake not remembering a thing and she said yes but don't worry everyone sounds kinda crazy then. :blink:
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Heading away from here for the night. Rest well!
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I know Ron has a thread in Open but thanks y'all.
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Just had my "yearly" last week, so your fun is being shared (thanks a lot). Have my mammo next week (can't wait to have them in that vise) and supposed to schedule that darn colonoscopy. Think I'm going to rethink that one. Why go through THAT kind of torture if nothing is wrong!!!!
Went to the dentist earlier this week and have to have much work done. (Sudo, if I let you do it, for me could you just knock me out for the duration. PLEASE!!!! I'm a big baby when it comes to those things. :(
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For the same reason you do the mammogram, so you'll know for sure all is well.
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No, that's NOT the reason I'm getting the mammo. I'm going for my mammo, cause my doctor threatened me. She said that I couldn't have my HRT until she gets the results of my mammo. Without those I PMS 24/7/365!!!!
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OK Sudo, they're talking about PMS. Time for us to find a nice safe corner and have a beer or 3. :D
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And what makes you think there is such a thing as a safe corner? :P
And to further describe what I know y'all are dying to read some of us don't have PMS but that awful other word called h3ll on earth for short. :blink:
But then you men also have your wonderful exams to look forward to as well. :D
And note to myself...when opting to briskly walk in the distribution center versus somewhere else be mindful of the moving rows of clothing....
....why do I think I'll be told I can't do that anymore..... :P
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Is it true that PMS stands for "potential murder suspect"?
George :o
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Be afraid.....be VERY afraid. :)
Also regarding that other awful word menopause
here is the breakdown for your safety in the future:
Men
O (you better)
Pause (if our faces are red while talking to you)
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Okay back to work it is. Have a great afternoon y'all!
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This might even be a nostalgia question since men have been doing it since before God even existed.
Why is it when a chick says ANYthing about her health or mentions a test that is feminine, men assume it's a subject on pms.
I sliced the heck outa my finger yesterday and had to take four stitches in it, does that frighten men too?
This is the oldest story on the planet.
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What do you think the HRT is for? The PMS symptoms (and then some) is what I get without the hormone replacement.
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Uh, I was just making a joke cause of this post. Guess I should shut up.
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er...anyone seen any good movies lately ?
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Dunno...is it safe to come back? Is the male bashing finished now?
But seriously, I DO have a tune from a movie. Not the theme, but from the soundtrack. Click HERE!
You know, I wasn't going to say anymore about it but Shellon, if you look at the post right before the one I made that seems to have offended you, you will see that what I said was just a joke and I really think you owe me and all the others here an apology.
Rick
Again, not the theme but THIS one might be a little easier.
Rick
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Dirty Dancing !!
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Yep you got it Cowgirl!
And by the way, welcome to the Nostalgia thread! Glad to see you here! And I PROMISE...soon as I get time I'm going to record a bluegrass tune on my Dobro(resonator, actually) and post it on your mandolin thread!
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Oops, not familiar with it thankfully. :mellow:
I was waiting for someone to say something! :D
Well I was dancing when I saw your post here anyway. Welcome from me as well Cowgirl!
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bluzeman said: "You know, I wasn't going to say anymore about it but Shellon, if you look at the post right before the one I made that seems to have offended you, you will see that what I said was just a joke and I really think you owe me and all the others here an apology."
An apology? For what? I guess I don't understand. I thought I was going along with the joke.
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