Clocks in Heavan

[dmiller]

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Clocks in Heaven

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter and the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

Hillary asked, “What are all of those clocks?”

Saint Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks, everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said Hillary, “whose clock is that?” as she pointed to one on the wall.

“That’s Mother Teresa’s clock. The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie,” Saint Peter answered.

“And whose clock is that?” as Hillary pointed to another.

“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe told two lies in his entire life.”

Hillary (asking about her husband) said, “Where’s Bill’s clock?”

“Bill’s clock is in Jesus’ office,” Saint Peter answered.

“Wow! That’s pretty good, isn’t it?”

“Not really, He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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