Don't feel bad dear we have all been fooled. That's what drew us to this forum to begin with. You shouldn't hold yourself in bad regard over it. It showed you had faith to have purchased and cared for them in the first place.
Socksman that documentary is fantastic. THEY KNOW!!!!! How encouraging knowing there are others outside of our influence that also respects and knows the amazing powers of these creatures.
Do we have a salute or bow of some type to show them when they arrive in our area?
That's a short version of it Rick... I must've seen the 60 second version... it has Amazing Sea Monkeys and some guys playing cards and some other strange folks...
IT'S HERE they appear right after the 'sea monster' almost eats the car (around 36 or 37 seconds into it)...
That's a short version of it Rick... I must've seen the 60 second version... it has Amazing Sea Monkeys and some guys playing cards and some other strange folks...
IT'S HERE they appear right after the 'sea monster' almost eats the car (around 36 or 37 seconds into it)...
I swear I use to think if I could dig straight thru that would be where I would end up.
Interesting how attentive those 4 or 5 sea monkeys are. And they are so deep they are closer to China.
Belle,
you think of everything!!!!
must be that 'detailed' thinking you learnt in the cult...
hey.. i was viewing that sea monkeys commercial Tom posted ... and ...
was the sea monkey in the middle of the earth who was about swallow up the car a good or bad sea monkey???
I know you are talking to our Belle but I think they were good guys.
I've made my Christmas Wish List and I asked Santa to bring this to Tom:
Happy Thanksgiving, Livers of the the Light! May your livers fare better today than the average turkey! I understand that ASM's are actually vegetarians, but in fact do eat a rare and microscopic form of algae known as "fowliage"!!! They gobble it up like crazy!!!!! Iti's true! It's amazing !!
At the expense of darkening your Thanksgiving Day, when the love of the Amazing Sea Monkeys is shared all throughout the land, I submit to you this alarming report. Apparently the Dark Monkey has been up to no good again, spreading vile rumors throughout the internet, and this thing needs to come to our attention. Apparently his evil knows no bounds, and he has stooped to a new and unbelieveable low. Check out this website.
And if any of you have the ability to post the whole page here, unlike myself, I urge that you do so. Sometimes we need to be aware of what the Dark Monkey is up to, for, "The secrecy of his moves often secures his success....." We need to be.................."On Guard!"
I know it Tom, and when I first read it I was just "all shook, so to speak". But I do know that the love of the Amazing Sea Monkkeys will prevail even this diabolical assault from the pit of hell!
Lies!All lies!!! Amazing Sea Monkeys harm NO one. They help, bringing happiness and joy to all!!
Note this small, but glaring error -
Just like the sea-monkey, the
chupacabra is most at home in the water.
Most at home? To live!! they must be in water!!! I need only reference the poem discovered by Dr. Floatillus during his early Saharan digs, now widely attributed to an early settlement of Amazing Sea Monkeys that left eggs there for safety! Though written in a prehistoric age when dinosaurs populated the earth, it speaks to us yet - even today!!!
"The life is in the water.
The water is life.
By the water I am all things, I know all things, I see all things.
The water is life.
The life is in the water."
Truths that even the smallest of children know when they unpack their first envelope of Amazing Sea Monkeys and join the ancients in these holy traditions! No water, no life! for the Amazing Sea Monkeys!!!!
HAHAHAHa!!!! We know who's behind this and thankfully Brother Lingo has opened the window to let the light shine!!!
Evil Dark Monkey!!!! You lose....again!!!
Obviously, steps must be taken. We have to take steps....
Yes! Yes! Tom! Let freedom ring in the mouths of those who know. We know!!! You know we know....!!! Speak of all things Amazing!!!!
I wonder what led that poor soul to his current deluded state. It inspires a sad sympathy. Perhaps he too at one time drank at the fount of Amazement!!! yet was taken against his will by the Evil Dark Monkey!!! Surely no one who once knew, really knew....would go willingly!!!
Damm you Dark Monkey!!! Damm you!!!! This will not stand!!!!
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Don't feel bad dear we have all been fooled. That's what drew us to this forum to begin with. You shouldn't hold yourself in bad regard over it. It showed you had faith to have purchased and cared for them in the first place.
Socksman that documentary is fantastic. THEY KNOW!!!!! How encouraging knowing there are others outside of our influence that also respects and knows the amazing powers of these creatures.
Do we have a salute or bow of some type to show them when they arrive in our area?
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Whoa!! That was Amazing!! And, did you all see that photo of that Amazing Sea Monkey Family? That Mom Sea Monkey was hot!!!
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Have you guys seen the Dodge Nitro commercial?
The one where it falls from a crane and continues to fall through all the layers of the earth?
On one of the layers there are Amazing Sea Monkeys watching from a rock in the lower right foreground.
Watch for them, they're pinkish in color...
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J0nny Ling0
Now Tom, are you serious or being funny?
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Tom Strange
I'm serious... they're in the commercial... Amazing!
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Bluzeman
This commercial?
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That's a short version of it Rick... I must've seen the 60 second version... it has Amazing Sea Monkeys and some guys playing cards and some other strange folks...
IT'S HERE they appear right after the 'sea monster' almost eats the car (around 36 or 37 seconds into it)...
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Belle
Love them Amazing Sea Monkeys!! Way more interesting than the ant farm my little brother had.
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I've made my Christmas Wish List and I asked Santa to bring this to Tom:
Gift Wizard
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Belle,
you think of everything!!!!
must be that 'detailed' thinking you learnt in the cult...
hey.. i was viewing that sea monkeys commercial Tom posted ... and ...
was the sea monkey in the middle of the earth who was about swallow up the car a good or bad sea monkey???
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I swear I use to think if I could dig straight thru that would be where I would end up.
Interesting how attentive those 4 or 5 sea monkeys are. And they are so deep they are closer to China.
I know you are talking to our Belle but I think they were good guys.
Oh no, how many of us will order that?
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Belle
I so wish I swapped Christmas presents with a GSpotter!
I'm honestly torn between this and the Chia Pet for myself. :P
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Bramble
I do miss my Amazing Sea Monkeys. I think Santa will bring some if I am very,very good.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Livers of the the Light! May your livers fare better today than the average turkey! I understand that ASM's are actually vegetarians, but in fact do eat a rare and microscopic form of algae known as "fowliage"!!! They gobble it up like crazy!!!!! Iti's true! It's amazing !!
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THIS JUST IN:
At the expense of darkening your Thanksgiving Day, when the love of the Amazing Sea Monkeys is shared all throughout the land, I submit to you this alarming report. Apparently the Dark Monkey
has been up to no good again, spreading vile rumors throughout the internet, and this thing needs to come to our attention. Apparently his evil knows no bounds, and he has stooped to a new and unbelieveable low. Check out this website.
http://www.stauffercom.com/chupacabra.html
And if any of you have the ability to post the whole page here, unlike myself, I urge that you do so. Sometimes we need to be aware of what the Dark Monkey is up to, for, "The secrecy of his moves often secures his success....." We need to be.................."On Guard!"
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Dear Mr. Lingo,
This 'Chupacabra' seems to have a very large forehead.
hmmmmmmmmmmm.........
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why... that is BLASPHEMY!!!! the Amazing Sea Monkeys are not akin to any stinking Chupacabra!!! ...that's a lie from the depths of Hades!!!
...and thank you Belle for the kind thought and wish list for me to Santa!
(I really DO have The Amazing Sea Monkeys on Mars you know)
Oh and Rick (Bluz)... you never did tell us what you used those x-Ray specs for!!???
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I know it Tom, and when I first read it I was just "all shook, so to speak". But I do know that the love of the Amazing Sea Monkkeys will prevail even this diabolical assault from the pit of hell!
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Lies! All lies!!! Amazing Sea Monkeys harm NO one. They help, bringing happiness and joy to all!!
Note this small, but glaring error -
Most at home? To live!! they must be in water!!! I need only reference the poem discovered by Dr. Floatillus during his early Saharan digs, now widely attributed to an early settlement of Amazing Sea Monkeys that left eggs there for safety! Though written in a prehistoric age when dinosaurs populated the earth, it speaks to us yet - even today!!!
"The life is in the water.
The water is life.
By the water I am all things, I know all things, I see all things.
The water is life.
The life is in the water."
Truths that even the smallest of children know when they unpack their first envelope of Amazing Sea Monkeys and join the ancients in these holy traditions! No water, no life! for the Amazing Sea Monkeys!!!!
HAHAHAHa!!!! We know who's behind this and thankfully Brother Lingo has opened the window to let the light shine!!!
Evil Dark Monkey!!!! You lose....again!!!
Obviously, steps must be taken. We have to take steps....
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Tom Strange
tell it my brother from the sock drawer! TELL IT!!!
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Yes! Yes! Tom! Let freedom ring in the mouths of those who know. We know!!! You know we know....!!! Speak of all things Amazing!!!!
I wonder what led that poor soul to his current deluded state. It inspires a sad sympathy. Perhaps he too at one time drank at the fount of Amazement!!! yet was taken against his will by the Evil Dark Monkey!!! Surely no one who once knew, really knew....would go willingly!!!
Damm you Dark Monkey!!! Damm you!!!! This will not stand!!!!
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I must get some shut eye but all has to be well with our dear sea monkeys.
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