Check the hampers, check the dryers, check behind the dryers, check the bottom of closets, check the drawers, check under the beds, check under the couch cushions, check all shoes and boots, check in the toy boxes, don't quit til you find him!
I was driving down to the desert, got off at Bakersfield for a little chow and visited the Buck Owens Museum. Don't EVER get off I-95 in Bakersfield, and don't EVER go to the Buck Owens Museum if you do. They had...I can't even go into it. But I don't think "Fried Sushi" qualifies as food, except in Bakersfield.
I ended up at a restaurant called "Hot and Brown and Ready!" and got - Super-fried Hush Puppies, Fried Bread Sticks, Fresh Fried Catfish Nuggets and a Fried Coke, with a side of Fried Cole Slaw and some extra Fried Oil Drippings Sauce, Biggie Size. Everything in Bakersrfield is fried. Steak, veggies, fish, fruit. The coffee, I swear this is true, the coffee was perc'ing in a deep frier.
Whew.
As I got back on the freeway, feeling kinda seasick, I looked up at the sky and pondered Bramble's now departed ASM's and the possibility that they may be swimming happily even now!!! I feel better. A little Kaopectate and I'll be 100 per cent!
Tom, I have been sidetracked by a visit to Le Dentiste. Actually my teeth are fine, I just dig it when the dental assistant drops the chair back and she smiles and says "So, have you been brushing like you're supposed to?" as she snaps on those little green gloves. It's worth every penny.
A little drill work. Excavation. I think they found some Essene scrolls in the tooth. There were a lot of "ooohs" and "aaaahs". I have extremely long roots according to the xrays. They use widescreen pan-x film I think.
A la, are you looking for them? That may be the problem. Don't look for the monkeys.
Thank you! A la, I remit you in to the hand of the Great Monkey! You have seen them!!!
Tom, you're a posting animal! You guys that are up in the multiple 1,000's are way outta my league. I need to beef up my numbers. Although I've been thinking of changing my login and going back down to 0, like Raf(ael) did.
ASM's seem to be everywhere. I saw a gang o' them running through the sprinklers in a nearby park today. It's been so hot! They were doing a slip and slide!
After he invented the word trustitionalist OLM Socks said:
quote:I on the other hand backstroke in the open waters of the Pacific and welcome all to come in the water's fine! whales at our left and porpoise at our right and no fear of the horizon, for it is as bright as the promises of God.
And it goes without saying my brother, And Amazing Sea Monkeys in the midst!
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A la prochaine
ALERT, ALERT!!! TO ALL OLM'S
There seems to be a Sock missing
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Check the hampers, check the dryers, check behind the dryers, check the bottom of closets, check the drawers, check under the beds, check under the couch cushions, check all shoes and boots, check in the toy boxes, don't quit til you find him!
WE NEED OUR SOCKS BACK!!!
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Whoa! Thanks for asking....I'm here, sorta.
I was driving down to the desert, got off at Bakersfield for a little chow and visited the Buck Owens Museum. Don't EVER get off I-95 in Bakersfield, and don't EVER go to the Buck Owens Museum if you do. They had...I can't even go into it. But I don't think "Fried Sushi" qualifies as food, except in Bakersfield.
I ended up at a restaurant called "Hot and Brown and Ready!" and got - Super-fried Hush Puppies, Fried Bread Sticks, Fresh Fried Catfish Nuggets and a Fried Coke, with a side of Fried Cole Slaw and some extra Fried Oil Drippings Sauce, Biggie Size. Everything in Bakersrfield is fried. Steak, veggies, fish, fruit. The coffee, I swear this is true, the coffee was perc'ing in a deep frier.
Whew.
As I got back on the freeway, feeling kinda seasick, I looked up at the sky and pondered Bramble's now departed ASM's and the possibility that they may be swimming happily even now!!! I feel better. A little Kaopectate and I'll be 100 per cent!
Thanks for thinking of me. I'll be back....
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YEAH!!!
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We found the SOCK!!!
It was stuck to the inside of one of my husband's T-shirts!
Dam static cling!!
Must have been caused from all the grease you ingested during your Buck Owen's detour.
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Fried coffee?
Amazing!
Rick
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The Amazing Sea Monkeys seem intent on MOW! Saw three different groups hitch hiking today!
Socks, anything else to share from your sojourn? Any other exits we should avoid? Did you see any Amazing Sea Monkeys out there?
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Brother Strange,
It must be AMAZING!!!! to see all those little monkeys hitchhiking!
I'm not sure, but I don't think those little minkees come through these parts.
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Maybe it's because I'm not 'really' looking????
Maybe one of you OLM's can help me with this.
the enquiring monkey wants to know
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Tom, I have been sidetracked by a visit to Le Dentiste. Actually my teeth are fine, I just dig it when the dental assistant drops the chair back and she smiles and says "So, have you been brushing like you're supposed to?" as she snaps on those little green gloves. It's worth every penny.
A little drill work. Excavation. I think they found some Essene scrolls in the tooth. There were a lot of "ooohs" and "aaaahs". I have extremely long roots according to the xrays. They use widescreen pan-x film I think.
A la, are you looking for them? That may be the problem. Don't look for the monkeys.
See the monkeys.
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Wow, I'm at over a 1000 posts. When did that happen? Holy grail! Batman!!!
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Congrats Brother Socks! Look at my number, and in a year less! (what does that say about my life?)
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Socks,
Your wisdom astounds me.. sheeshhh. those little monkeys have been here all the time.
I can see, I can see!!!!!
Congrats on the 1000 and some posts!!! I'm about 100 over you
but who's counting! You've arrived, that's all that counts!
Brother Tom,
Well, I don't know what to say about your posting habits?
Is there Monkey Therapy available? Perhaps the wise Monkey Socks would know?
Look at all those beautiful little monkeys! They're so sweet!!!!!
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MMMUUUUUUUWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!
(just felt like doing an Aflakcat "evil laugh"...)
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Thank you! A la, I remit you in to the hand of the Great Monkey! You have seen them!!!
Tom, you're a posting animal! You guys that are up in the multiple 1,000's are way outta my league. I need to beef up my numbers. Although I've been thinking of changing my login and going back down to 0, like Raf(ael) did.
ASM's seem to be everywhere. I saw a gang o' them running through the sprinklers in a nearby park today. It's been so hot! They were doing a slip and slide!
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After he invented the word trustitionalist OLM Socks said:
And it goes without saying my brother, And Amazing Sea Monkeys in the midst!We're having some fun now!
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where have all the monkees gone?
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Raf
Here they come
Walking down the street
They get the funniest looks from
Every one they meet...
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Hey! Raf knows the Monkey Hymn! He's an OLM too!!!
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A la prochaine
Question for all OLMs
I saw the name of a singing group called 'God's little monkeys' last night.
They seemed to a be a folk type group from England I believe.
Does anyone know of them or heard of them?
Could they be part of the Amazing Sea Monkeys?
Maybe they're part of A.M.P (Amazing Monkey Productions)?
Socks, do you know?
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KANSAS MONKEYS
Ride Monkeys Ride Bring me the girl and her little dog too. Do what you want with rest of them but don't harm those slippers.
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RUN TOTO RUN..........
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A la prochaine
I think I recognize the lady with the long black cape, pointy nose and broom.
I think she was married to one of the Corps Coordinators when I was in Emporia KS.
I'm feeling the love NOW
I'm being the love NOW
I'm living the love NOW
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WhiteDove
Pay attention Ala she is instructing you on how to properly sweep with a broom. There will be a test.
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A la prochaine
Give me the Amazing Sea Monkeys anytime!
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Tom Strange
WE don't need no stinking TEST!
and those ain't no Amazing Sea Monkeys! them's agents of the dark monkey! Amazing Sea Monkeys be nice and loving!
Feel the love
Be the love
Live the love, of the Amazing Sea Monkeys!
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